Q&A The character(s) in the above avatar are after you, what do?

[josh bones]

Be 20% cooler then you.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Play Tennis better than him.

 

[Fluttershy]

Play video games with her. Gamer Luna

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Contain it, then ship it overseas for profit

 

[Substitution]

Use Crunch. (I know your secret. )

 

[Mythra]

Do a toy review

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Ask to see her license

 

[Mythra]

Launch a sun at her for asking the same thing over and over

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Fine. I'll just steal that gem from off your dress and sell it to Rarity. How about that, sucker?

 

[Mythra]

That's not a gem, is an eye

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

I'll just shoot it with my G1 Megatron then.

 

[Fluttershy]

Give her a Hug :3

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Thanks, Shimmer. I've been needing one.

I'll return the favor.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Salute back for America.

 

[josh bones]

Call animal control.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Tell him to switch to decaf.

 

[Substitution]

Stick him in a car crusher.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Use a spell to turn him yellow.

 

[Mythra]

Send it to a Mexican Junk Yard

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Eat it.

Ponies are still horses, and horses are meat, and meat is food.

Basic knowledge

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Blast it to pieces.

 

[Fluttershy]

Ask for her autograph

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hugs best pony =3

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Reverts to pony again.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hugs Luna =3

 

[Mythra]

Pour water on her hair

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shred her hair with an oversized razor.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Tell her Wonderbolts in Training aren't fraud of Nightmare Moon.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Tells her that she's not as awesome as she claims to be

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Hugs Sunset Shimmer.

 

[Kneutronic]

Cut your wings. ...Or something like that.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Spare the girl, but imma deep fry that penguin.

 

[Kneutronic]

Were you ever so hungry that you could eat a horse? ...A pony will have to do.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Traumatize them by shipping them, spawning tons of mind-numbing fanart.

 

[Kneutronic]

Question the existence of a dark unicorn.

...Also that's kinda the reason why I chose this pic.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

I can fly, they can't. I'll just take off for the skies.

Were you ever so hungry that you could eat a horse? ...A pony will have to do.

You're so mean

 

[Kneutronic]

Look, rainbow horse. Behold. Love wins.

I can fly, they can't. I'll just take off for the skies.

You're so mean

I'm sorry.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Continue shipping them. (even though I don't ship them in reality)

And this "dark" unicorn (or rather, alicorn, or is used to refer to a powerful unicorn with pegasus wings in this show) is friendly.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Transforms her back to Nightmare Moon by playing with her emotions