The beginning of a new internet phenom

[TomH]

-Captain Falcon can divide by zero, and then knee Chuck Norris in the face.

-Captain Falcon doesnt sleep, he dash dance camps

-At McDonalds, Captain Falcon always gets the combo

-Captain Falcon can wombo combo with sad feet

-Captain Falcon's get up attack cures AIDS, too bad he's never missed a tech.

-Captain Falcon once falcon punched someone back in time, then he falcon punched himself back in time in order to continue the combo

-There is no head beneath Captain Falcon's helmet, only another knee

-Captain Falcon lost his virginity at the age of 5 somewhere in the middle of a Nair to Uair to Uair to knee combo on Peach. The sex didnt impregnate her, but the knee did.

-Captain Falcon is Darth Vader's father

-The stars are merely a collection of victims of Captain Falcon's grounded down air.

-Can Captain Faclon combo so well that even he himself can not DI out of it?

-Captain Falcon can moon walk on mars.

-Captain Falcon once had sex with 40,000 women at once. When asked how, he simply stated "mindgames".

-Captain Falcon touched MC Hammer, and then proceeded to 0->death him

 

[BunBun]

No.


10 refusals.

 

[Meneks]

"-At McDonalds, Captain Falcon always gets the combo"

lol

 

[PK Webb]

Chuck norris AGAIN oh no plz i say no over 9000 times

 

[Mingin]

while some were somewhat funny, I feel like a lot of them had no effort put into them.