That one habit your parents TRIED...to break

[Sage07]

So there you are in the living room watching E3 and you are munching down on some doritos and slurping it down with a pepsi when you let it rip, i mean you vibrate the couch so much you think you may have torn a whole threw your pants, and the fellas around you are all scoring the small couch rattling quake of flatulants. From the next room over you hear the voice of.....THA MOM.....yelling "WHO DID THAT!!!" and then ur friends think its a simple joke and betray you not knowing all the cleaning that lies ahead...................................................Rofl... (i got a little carried away)

 

[Circus]

You say things that make my brain explode.

 

[Crimson King]

After reading this, my children are now going to be 25% more stupid. Thanks for ruining their future.

 

[SkylerOcon]

A small child just died because of this.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You really must tell me that story again some time.

 

[SmashAura4]

..................huh?

 

[Toadsanime]

Utterly intriguing story, thank you very much. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go bang my head against a brick wall until I bleed.

A small child just died because of this.

As well as several small puppies, two cute kittens and a goat that got in the way.