TGM vs HYLIAN!!!!

[TGM]

Dear Hylian,


You think your super sluty samus is simpily sexy stuff right? Well i think its crap! A massive pile of steaming crap. I think my samus is the F-ing champ.....the REAL champ, the best in texas champ, the one and only champ.

To prove this, we will turn our money match into a "No Johns" money match of 10$.....

MLG rules and such for levels and shiz........but with a twist.

If you lose, you must:

1. Shake my hand and apologize for ever thinking that u could possible be better than me.
2. Face the crowd at HOST 2 and yell out that you lost to the TGM and admit that he is god with samus.
3. You then have to drink a cup of milk mixed with my 3 special ingredients(chinese mustard,vinegar,and pickle juice).
4. Pay me the 10$.


and if i lose, i will do the same as i asked you to do OR you can make up your own rules



Do you accept or decline?

 

[Hylian]

Is this really necessary TGM?

 

[Moggie]

No but it would be highly entertaining.

 

[TGM]

Is this really necessary TGM?

I wake up every morning and ask myself, "why am i so amazing?!?!?!?!?!?".

And after this battle, i will know the answer.

 

[Hylian]

I will accept if we take out rule #2. I really don't think other people will care about the outcome of the match.

 

[Moggie]

Wait, does he have to do one of the four ? Or all four ?

 

[Hylian]

Yeah he wants me to do all 4...2 is very unnecessary though.

 

[TGM]

So u will accept? NICE! fine ill exclude #2.......


please post that u accept so i can print this baby out.


may god be with you in our match.

 

[Hylian]

I accept. There. This thread seems kinda pointless now >_>...

 

[TGM]

no its godly, and thanks for accepting. i cant wait. and u must drink all or 3/4 of the milk. that means u need to swallow it, not just swish it in your mouth and spit it out.

thanks hylian, it means alot to me.i love you.

 

[Moggie]

Aww that sucks. Number one and two would have been hilarious. It's the milk match that is kinda unneccessary.

 

[TGM]

no mog, i want him to remember that nasty taste in his mouth everytime he thinks his samus is better than mine. since he believes that hes better it wont bother him to accept.

 

[Hylian]

Lol TGM the milk doesn't bother me at all. I used to drink stuff like that (and worse) all the time on bets and stuff. I am used to it. So what are you going to do if you lose?

 

[TGM]

if i lose:

i do 1-4.

or

u make a list of 4 things u want me to do.

 

[JesusFreak]

Drew isn't on AIM.

 

[Moggie]

if i lose:

u make a list of 4 things u want me to do.

God, that sounds so naughty...

 

[TGM]

Naughty or nice, i am gonna win this.

 

[RT]

Lol, this thread makes me laugh to the point where the winner will get a cookie from Kroger's from me.

 

[TGM]

you hear that hylian? the match is taking more twists! cookies!

 

[Dr Drew the Dragon]

Busting out a classic for this one.

CORY'D