Social Swamp's Social Thread 3 - And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain...

[Zane13pyro]

The new Indivisible incarnation reminds me of a fusion between Ike and Cloud

his name shall be Clike.... no no Cloke

 

[Chrono.]

It did?!?! I didn't hear about it.

Yeah it's here.

Aaaand of course someone had to sneak in a PC Master Race post

 

[IceBreakerXY]

shipping.... >.>

Bad Zane bad.go to the time corner corner

 

[Cutie Gwen]

vs 'You're grounded' '**** u dad gimme sweets'

3 minutes is waaaay too much, especially as a sandbox game is 'here's stuff, have fun'

 

[Zane13pyro]

Bad Zane bad.go to the time corner corner

Your not my real Dad T^T.... (this has gone to a weird place)

 

[Bedoop]

Watched a bit of the beginning of Paper Jam

Spoiler

The Non-Paper Bros. have a liking for Paper Peach to the point of blushing
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

[Deleted member]

to : "That's what you get for stealing my thing. I'M the only fire bird around here!"
to and vice-versa: "Wait, you're a woman too!?"
to : "A general should know not to pick a fight they can't win"
to : "How can you protect Palutena if you can't protect yourself?"
to : "I'm sorry I couldn't do anything to help you..."
to : "Do not try to compare our circumstances, as I have walked in a different path"

 

[Knuckles the Knuckles]

Doesnt Just Cause 3 run at like 10 fps and has 15 minute loading times on Xbone? Game of the year material right there.

 

[Chrono.]

Some are claiming that playing online drastically decreases the load times, while others are saying it loads fine for them either way.

There's like 3 different camps on this.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Your not my real Dad T^T.... (this has gone to a weird place)

Zane...It's time we told you something. He is your father. Khoru's your mother too

Some are claiming that playing online drastically decreases the load times, while others are saying it loads fine for them either way.

There's like 3 different camps on this.

Are these accurate?
Camp 'GOTY'
Camp 'Video game crash all over again'
Camp 'Meh'
Camp Gay

 

[Zane13pyro]

Zane...It's time we told you something. He is your father. Khoru's your mother too

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I it cant be T^T

Are these accurate?
Camp 'GOTY'
Camp 'Video game crash all over again'
Camp 'Meh'
Camp Gay
Camp Tumlr

fixed it

 

[wedl!!]

The new Indivisible incarnation reminds me of a fusion between Ike and Cloud

Hopefully he can get off the boat before eight years pass.

 

[Fenriraga]

Wait wait wait, one more.

to : " Oh hey, a cookie!"

Sorry, that was way too hard to resist.

to : "Do not try to compare our circumstances, as I have walked in a different path"

Ohhh I REALLY like that one, kudos.

 

[Deleted member]

Zane...It's time we told you something. He is your father. Khoru's your mother too

Are these accurate?
Camp 'GOTY'
Camp 'Video game crash all over again'
Camp 'Meh'
Camp Gay

Wedlocke shipping right here
KhoruXAwesomedude4444
And also, ZaneXFumi-Chan from yesterday
I need to actually progress on Platinum though, brb

 

[Bedoop]

VS
*insert the incredibly long lines of Plumber Babbles from the M&L Games that make no sense to anyone but them and only them*
They're probably ****-talking eachother
But we never know.

 

[Schnee117]

Fixed that for you.
Yes I'm hyped for The Force Awakens.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

KhoruXAwesomedude4444

There's something hilarious about shipping a lesbian with a dude tbh

 

[Kenith]

The new Indivisible incarnation reminds me of a fusion between Ike and Cloud

It's like if you took Ike, Cloud, Wario, and this guy:

And fused them into one being.
Awesome.

Pretty good faith.

Also there is a difference between an argument and a discussion.

Honestly, saying "I don't think you guys can discuss things without getting angry at each other" seems more needless and inflammatory than anything that would derive from a discussion on open ended relationships.

Even though that's not what I said at all?
I just suggested we should probably change the subject because it might get ugly because, yes, there is a precedent for heated arguing in this thread, and you are acting like I am generalizing and calling everyone here bigots.

 

[Zane13pyro]

There's something hilarious about shipping a lesbian with a dude tbh

XD lol yea

Fixed that for you.
Yes I'm hyped for The Force Awakens.

thanks

Wedlocke shipping right here
KhoruXAwesomedude4444
And also, ZaneXFumi-Chan from yesterday
I need to actually progress on Platinum though, brb

is this a thing now cool

 

[Khoru]

oh sorry are we back to discounting every review site ever because of 8.8s

 

[Deleted member]

There's something hilarious about shipping a lesbian with a dude tbh

I mean, my current team is all males except for one and I'm pretty sure some of them are straight and don't mind it so I don't see much of a problem

 

[Frostwraith]

MVC-style win quotes:

Zelda vs. Ganondorf: "Cease your fighting, Ganondorf. Someone as wicked as you will never obtain the power of the gods."
Ganondorf vs. Zelda: "Ha ha ha ha ha... At long last, I stand victorious against you, Zelda!"
Ganondorf vs. Bowser: "You may be powerful, but you can't defeat one who wields the power of the gods."
Ganondorf vs. Palutena: "Not even a goddess can withstand my power. Ha ha ha ha ha..."
Dark Pit vs. Ganondorf: "You say you wield the power of the gods? Don't make me laugh!"
Roy vs. Ganondorf: "My duty is to protect the people from those as evil as you are."

Polygon: 7
GamesRadar: 3.5 / 5

Xenoblade X reviews so far

Strong start

*spot the ****ty website

More like websites.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

oh sorry are we back to discounting every review site ever because of 8.8s

nope, we're praising them for being glorious to Xenoblade X hypocritically enough

 

[SuperMii3D]

VS
*insert the incredibly long lines of Plumber Babbles from the M&L Games that make no sense to anyone but them and only them*
They're probably ****-talking eachother
But we never know.

What are you talking about, everyone understands them. Even Paper Peach knows what they said during that one scene you mentioned earlier

 

[Chrono.]

http://www.gamesradar.com/konami-just-give-and-tell-people-how-trigger-mgs-5s-secret-ending/

Welp

Seriously though, this is ridiculous.

 

[Bedoop]

I wonder why every review site has a different way of rating but they're still all the same
0, 1, etc / 5 = # / 5
0, 0.5, 1, etc / 5 = # / 10 but more complicated
0, 1, etc / 10 = # / 10 (Usually the most used)
0, 0.5, 1, etc / 10 = # / 20 but more complicated
0, 0.1, 0.2, 0.3, 0.4, 0.5, etc / 10 = # / 100 but more complicated than it should be and the / 100 format is kinda dumb to begin with because I really don't think that you need 50 or 100 numbers just to rate a a game
I mean
I got no beef with review sites
But it'd be nice if there was a consistent way of rating for once

 

[Deleted member]

Who needs a second lover when you can play Smash?

 

[Bedoop]

What are you talking about, everyone understands them. Even Paper Peach knows what they said during that one scene you mentioned earlier

By "them" I meant the Mario Universe in General
We don't know jack about what they're saying until someone else "translates" it for us
Atleast Luigi can speak full english when need be
But (When Charles isn't going Live in events for ****s and giggles) Mario's just full of a-coot-a-potatos and yahoos until someone translates
Makes me wonder how Marth and Mario would converse
Japanese and Mario Babble meet
Who understands the other first
Probablymario

Who needs a second lover when you can play Smash?

I read this
And I get a Ice Climber (Minus the plural) thought
And then I got sad

 

[Deleted member]

"Come on Oni, learn an Electric move already!"
>Oni333 learned Charge!
"**** you too"

As you can see, this Wedlocke is going swiftly with the Tackle Spam

 

[Kenith]

Who needs a second lover when you can play Smash?

On second thought, why have one lover? You don't need it, just Smash.

 

[Fenriraga]

I got a fun one... Mirror Battles!

to : "I keep beating you, but my sins just keep coming back to haunt me..."

to : "I don't think even the Monado could have predicted THAT happening..."

to :" I've fought blue trash cans who impersonate me better than you do!"

to : "You will never bring harm to this realm ever again... Cursed Dragon."

to : "Has Wily's Copy Machine really gotten this powerful? I need to put an end to this, now!"

to : "I've defeated the strongest warrior in the galaxy... What chance did you really think you had, impersonating me?"

to : [Beeping Intensifies]

 

[Deleted member]

On second thought, why have one lover? You don't need it, just Smash.

Don't lie to yourself. I've seen you having that girl with brown hair avatar!

 

[Kenith]

Don't lie to yourself. I've seen you having that girl with brown hair avatar!

Um...
...Which one?

 

[Khoru]

http://www.gamesradar.com/konami-just-give-and-tell-people-how-trigger-mgs-5s-secret-ending/

Welp

Seriously though, this is ridiculous.

i
excuse me

what

 

[Deleted member]

Um...
...Which one?

Your most used one!

 

[Kenith]

Your most used one!

Oh...
Kokonoe, I have a confession.
I...am actually Moira!

 

[Deleted member]

>New area
>finds Abra
>**** **** **** ****
>throws Pokeball
>doesn't even tilt
>The wild Abra used Teleport!

I'm also hyped for The Force Awakens

 

[wedl!!]

It's still hilarious that MGS5's narrative is backwards and nonsensical and is still defended as secretly genius.

It's even more ironic because it's one of the best narratives of any game this year because Kojima bothers to put any story into his games even if they're really silly.

 

[Champ Gold]

Yeah it's here.

Aaaand of course someone had to sneak in a PC Master Race post

Oh






....Goddamn it, my heart

Oh...
Kokonoe, I have a confession.
I...am actually Moira!

You're a chick?!

Oh my head and heart

 

[Zane13pyro]

>New area
>finds Abra
>**** **** **** ****
>throws Pokeball
>doesn't even tilt
>The wild Abra used Teleport!

I'm also hyped for The Force Awakens

I feel ya bro happens to me too

Oh...
Kokonoe, I have a confession.
I...am actually Moira!

what a twist!