Mega Bidoof
Smash Hero
{Back at Aperture}
A feminine robotic voice comes over a loudspeaker.
"My sensors detect someone has woken up out of Cyro-sleep. (Sounds of pages flipping) let's see..... WHAT!!?? Doug Rattman!? I thought you would have starved to death while lurking through my facility by now! And how did you hack the Cyro-Sleep systems!"
Rattman replies "It's not YOUR facility GLaDOS! And let my new friends and I out of here! We have to go save the Earth! We don't have time for your dark humor!"
GLaDOS replies, "We? Your new friends? Who is down there with you?"
A hologram screen appears with GLaDOS on it.
"Late actor Billy Mays!? The 90s cartoon version of Dr. Ivo Robotnik!? The CD-I versions of Mario and Luigi!? What the hell is going on!?"
Billy steps forward and explains the whole story.
"I see." Says GLaDOS, "But why should I let you out, you are just more subjects for me to test."
Billy says, "Because if Bill Cipher destroys the world, this facility will get blown to smithereens too!"
"Hmmm.... You do make a good point Mr. Mays. I guess I can let you free, only since you will be saving my facility."
The door opens up and they walk out, Rattman looks back and grabs the Companion Cube. Through a hallway. An elevator comes down the shaft. The elevator has letters written on it that says "Surface" in sloppy letters. They all step inside when Toon Robotnik pulls out his Ray-Gun called the PINGAS-Blaster.
"Why are you doing that Robotnik?" Says Billy
"Let's just say that evil geniuses think alike," said Robotnik.
The elevator door opens and a turret is aimed straight at them.
GLaDOS says, "Do you really think I'd let you get away so easily. Goodbye Doug."
Without even saying anything, Robotnik shoots the turret.
"HOW DID YOU KNOW!" asked Billy.
"I told you, evil geniuses think alike. Now spray the control panel of the elevator.
Without question, Billy sprays the control panel, and the elevator shuts down.
"Quick! This way! I know the passages in this facility like the back of my hand!" Says Rattman.
He points to a loose bolt in the ceiling of the elevator, and rips it out, and pushes the ceiling open.
"If we keep going up from here, we should reach her lair, where the REAL elevator to the surface is." said Rattman.
Everyone nodded, and they all started climbing.
A feminine robotic voice comes over a loudspeaker.
"My sensors detect someone has woken up out of Cyro-sleep. (Sounds of pages flipping) let's see..... WHAT!!?? Doug Rattman!? I thought you would have starved to death while lurking through my facility by now! And how did you hack the Cyro-Sleep systems!"
Rattman replies "It's not YOUR facility GLaDOS! And let my new friends and I out of here! We have to go save the Earth! We don't have time for your dark humor!"
GLaDOS replies, "We? Your new friends? Who is down there with you?"
A hologram screen appears with GLaDOS on it.
"Late actor Billy Mays!? The 90s cartoon version of Dr. Ivo Robotnik!? The CD-I versions of Mario and Luigi!? What the hell is going on!?"
Billy steps forward and explains the whole story.
"I see." Says GLaDOS, "But why should I let you out, you are just more subjects for me to test."
Billy says, "Because if Bill Cipher destroys the world, this facility will get blown to smithereens too!"
"Hmmm.... You do make a good point Mr. Mays. I guess I can let you free, only since you will be saving my facility."
The door opens up and they walk out, Rattman looks back and grabs the Companion Cube. Through a hallway. An elevator comes down the shaft. The elevator has letters written on it that says "Surface" in sloppy letters. They all step inside when Toon Robotnik pulls out his Ray-Gun called the PINGAS-Blaster.
"Why are you doing that Robotnik?" Says Billy
"Let's just say that evil geniuses think alike," said Robotnik.
The elevator door opens and a turret is aimed straight at them.
GLaDOS says, "Do you really think I'd let you get away so easily. Goodbye Doug."
Without even saying anything, Robotnik shoots the turret.
"HOW DID YOU KNOW!" asked Billy.
"I told you, evil geniuses think alike. Now spray the control panel of the elevator.
Without question, Billy sprays the control panel, and the elevator shuts down.
"Quick! This way! I know the passages in this facility like the back of my hand!" Says Rattman.
He points to a loose bolt in the ceiling of the elevator, and rips it out, and pushes the ceiling open.
"If we keep going up from here, we should reach her lair, where the REAL elevator to the surface is." said Rattman.
Everyone nodded, and they all started climbing.
