Stories

[fuuzball317]

If anyone has any really funny, crazy, or just ****ed up stories, post them here. I wanna hear some phat ones so pull out the best **** you got

 

[fuuzball317]

fine i'll double post and start with something phat,

This is regarding a Bruce Lee stunt:
The description of which is as follows: Lee stood upright, his right foot forward with knees bent slightly, in front of a standing, stationary partner. Lee's right arm was partly extended and his right fist approximately an inch away from the partner's chest. Without retracting his right arm, Lee then forcibly delivered the punch to his partner while largely maintaining his posture, sending the partner backwards and falling into a chair said to be placed behind the partner to prevent injury, though the force of gravity caused his partner to soon after fall onto the floor.His volunteer was Bob Baker of Stockton, California. "I told Bruce not to do this type of demonstration again", he recalled. "When he punched me that last time, I had to stay home from work because the pain in my chest was unbearable

 

[Tom]

When Boris Yeltsin was asked what gave him the courage to stand firm and help ensure the fall of Communism, he pointed to Lech Walesa, the electrician who helped bring democracy to Poland. When asked what influenced him, Walesa named the Civil Rights Movements in the USA, led by Dr. Martin Luther King. And when asked what inspired him to action, Dr. King said it was Rosa Parks -- a tired, black woman who had no intent of sparking the Civil Rights Movement, or igniting such a chain reaction.

 

[Livvers]

I have a great story I was just told today by my friend who works at Nintendo World. This is told from my friend's perspective:

We have virtual console games on one of our systems, along with a Wii
Remote with Classic Controller plugged in.

Punch out was being played.

A guy came and picked up the classic in his left hand and remote in
his right and proceeded to do the motions of punching, like in Wii
Boxing. We of course thought this was hilarious.

One of my friends then put out a remote and nunchuck that weren't synched up to
this station. Another stood back in the clothing section with the
classic controller. The second friend pushed buttons while the first friend did the motions
of punching in Punch Out. A customer even started watching.

Later on a couple guys around my age came in and picked up the remote
and nunchuck. I was ready with the classic controller, and did the
best I could at matching his motions and doing the punches they
corresponded to. I even had the guy doing high and low hits too, and
if he played more I'd have had him dodging left and right I'm sure. We
stopped because we were laughing too hard to keep it up, and a guy had
moved in the way so I couldn't see his motions right.

 

[OffTheChain]

I once fell asleep on a Bus in like the first 5 minutes on an hour ride home and then and woke up right at my stop, it was pretty epic timing on my part.

 

[Blazey]

Stories, eh? Well, prepare to be told a story of the ages.

Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

And that, my friends, is the greatest story ever told.

 

[KingJiggyWiggy]

Stories, eh? Well, prepare to be told a story of the ages.

Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

And that, my friends, is the greatest story ever told.

Yay Grandpa! I never get tired of that story!