Step by Step Guide of Getting your Girl to Play Smash

[Compatible]

So how do you know if you are your girl are COMPATIBLE?!?!? She has to clean, cook but most importantly she has to play Smash 64. This is a step by step guide on to get her to play SSB64.

Step 1 Suggest to play Nintendo 64, Mario Kart more specifically. All girls love Mario Kart, if she doesn't she isn't really a girl
Step 2 Let her win Mario Kart N64, this is to build her confidence up
Step 3 Let her win Mario Kart N64 A LOT and act frustrated
Step 4 Suggest playing a game you can beat her at. She she will be overly confident from beating you in Mario Kart, she will want to prove herself as the best at N64
Step 5 Play SSB64 and beat her. This is the hustle
******IMPORTANT*********
a) Never bring up the smash lingo she will think its nerdy
b) Play with 2 Computer players FFA and only attack them or teams with her on your team
c) If she doesn't know about items turn them off
Step 6 After you beat her explain the buttons (A,B,C buttons etc...) and how the game works.
Step 7 Teach her but play no more then 5 games and then suggest you do something else as you are tired of beating her. If you want her to continue playing SSB, you can't drive the knife in too deep on the first go around
Step 8 Keep playing SSB64 but in moderation!

Cheers

 

[caneut]

when do you teach her how to z cancel and tech chase and 0-td combo so i dont kill myself?

 

[Sedda]

seems like a very good start. I need an advanced guide. btw, we should play if you're still near greenville

 

[Compatible]

when do you teach her how to z cancel and tech chase and 0-td combo so i dont kill myself?

LOL. As far as when I've taught girls I've dated to play, I just tell teach them a bit here and there over time.

seems like a very good start. I need an advanced guide. btw, we should play if you're still near greenville

For sure man, Streak was texting me about a tourney in either June/July in Greenville, SC I might make the drive out for. Right now I'm up in NJ visiting family but I will be back at school next week and I'll PM my contact info then.

 

[Cobrevolution]

i think my ex did drugs with megavolt or went hiking or something

anyway she loved mario kart and beat my housemates in smash

9/10 guide, left out going down on chicks to make them do your bidding

 

[M!nt]

So how do you know if you are your girl are

Should have stopped reading there.

 

[yOLORIN]

how do i talk to girls and get girl friend

 

[Shears]

how do i talk to girls and get girl friend

1. Don't play smash bros
2. Definitely don't play melee

 

[caneut]

1. Don't play smash bros
2. Definitely don't play melee

3. Don't ask how to get a girlfriend.

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

Or just get a girl who already plays Smash

Lol, this thread

 

[SheerMadness]

Girls are for noobs.