Starcraft 2 being made by Sakurai

[Tristan Fattest of All Kids]

What Starcraft 2 would be like if Sakurai made it:

Units would randomly explode. It doesn't take skill to win anymore. As you begin your attack on your opponents base, your 5 high archons would die. YAY!

Now, your units would auto-number so you can't have more than 12 of a unit. No more zergling rush!

You know what? Let's just take out all those advance d buildings. They are way too complicated for five year-old girls to understand. And we want EVERYONE to be able to play.

Now for the best part: Starcraft 2 is going to be turn-based! YAY! No more complicated rts. What fun.

 

[F8AL]

Please stop posting new topics.

 

[Tristan Fattest of All Kids]

Please stop posting new topics.

Um, have we met?

At least I didn't get held back.

 

[F8AL]

Um, have we met?

At least I didn't get held back.

Last edited by Tristan, Fattest of All Kids : Today at 06:26 PM. Reason: To insult this guy

No, we have never met before. And I like it how you try to "insult" me by saying that I "got held back". The reason for your edit was hilarious as well. I laughed because I feel sorry for you.

Please stop posting.

 

[sakuraZaKi]

This thread is full of win already xD

Such a kiddie topic. It will only bring more kiddies here.

We should have forums that go by age-group. I mean seriously, blah blah blah blah blah.

 

[Cashed]

Okay great.