Yet again, i am sorry for double posting, but the rules say it doesn't matter if I'm posting more of the story, so here goes
EpIsOdE tWo: ThE cAbBaGe WaRs
Chapter I:
His lightsaber glimmered as the hot beating sun shone upon it….
It was a cold day, a day of vengeance for one man….
This man wanted money, gold, and riches….
This man would do anything for such valuables….
Anything at all….
….
This mans name is….
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“Come quickly, there is not time to loose”
“Of course master, do you wish to drive?”
“This is no time for jokes Anakin”
“Fine, fine, okay, so who’s going to drive?” replied Anakin
“Um, I will”
“If you wish Padme, but you must hurry, we are wasting valuable time!”
“Okaaaaaaay, Mr. Important Obi-Uno” ignorantly said Padme
“GET INTO THE SHIP NOW!!!!!!!!!!” Screamed Obi at the top of his lungs “AND NEVER CALL ME UNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
They all got in the ship, Padme driving, Anakin on the passengers side. Obi in the back, and The evil spy in the trunk, listening to everything they say or do.
“I think I ought to tell you, we have to get to the meeting immediately….”Obi said, “we have to know more about the bounty hunter…”
‘A ship flew by them at high speed, with the bounty hunter, they ignored it. They landed.
“Now Anakin, I want you to guard the princess” Obi told him “I’ll be getting to the meeting on the floor below”
“Ok, master….”Anakin replied, Obi left the room, “baiter” Anakin said, for, um, no apparent reason
“So princess, now what?”
“Hmmm….I dunno, I’m kinda tired, ya know”
“…. So I just have to stand around and do nothing for a couple hours”
“Oh no, not nothing, something…”
“…???”
“Look, yo, this ain’t to hard to figure out, hurry up”
“…You aren’t serious are you, I can’t do that, you’re the princess, that just wouldn’t be right”
”…yo, yo, I aint playin’ dawg, ya know that I’m supposed to be ta one that says that yo”
“Yeah, I know, your point”
“My point, yo, is that I think yo awesome, and yo think I’m awesome, dawg”
“…Ok…”
…Now to Obi…
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, cried Obi
“gaaahh! Stop YELLING”cried some dude with authority
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS, yelled Obi
I WILL NOT ------- STAND FOR THIS, taunted Quis Ghost
I HATE YOU, yelled Obi
---- YOU, yelled Quis Ghost
HOW CAN YOU TAKE OVER INNOCENTS LIKE THIS, yelled Obi
HOW CAN YOU MOTHER ------- TAKE OVER OTHER MOTHER ------- LIKE THIS” yelled Quis Ghost
AND WILL YOU SHUT UP QUI, YOU’RE DEAD, AND AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, yelled Obi
AND I WLL ****ING GO AWAY CUZ IM DEAD, AND YOU AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE EITHER ------, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOING UPSTAIRS, CHECK ON THOSE TWO THAT ARE ------- AND BEAT UP THE BOUNTY HUNTER, yelled Quis Ghost, who then left
BY GOD, ive never heard anyone curse like him, I’m glad he died so early in episode I, oh, right, the bounty hunter”
…Now to the Lovebirds…
“wait, I hears some peeps coming, yo, get into ta bathroom, yo” whispered Padme
“oh, jeez, I just took off my shirt”said Anakin
“hurry up Ani, they can’t see you like that”cried Padme
Anakin rushed into the bathroom, where he could get his clothes on without anyone seeing, out in the bedroom, the window burst open and a man came through. Obi heard this and rushed up the 947,065,348,975,632,951 stairs to Padme’s room.
This man…His lightsaber glimmered as the hot beating sun shone upon it…as it rose
It was a cold day, a day of vengeance for one man…
This man wanted money, gold, and riches…and a girlfriend
This man would do anything for such valuables…
Anything at all…
….
This mans name is… Jango Feet
….to be continued…
Yes! It is a joke that it is a hot day and a cold day…
There! I might be able to update AGAIN today....but prob. only if someone responds...
