SSBB: the comedic background...

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Yeah, it's the same one as before, but this time, there will be more updates, so the whole thing will (once aagin) be smascked down all at once.
Question: did you do this all at one time?
A: no, this is over like a 3-4-month period. now, the story!
CHAPTER 1: LONG TIME NO GAME: Starring: Mario and Pikachu

(Mario and Pikachu are on break from their many other games, but they suddenly
remembered that it had been a long time since they had had any stunning Smash
Bros gamage. Sure, Smash Bros. Melee was fun, and it didn’t get old, but they were
longing for something similar to the jump from SSB64 to SSBM. The year: somewhere
around 2005 or 2006; the place: only they know…)

Mario: you know, Pikachu, the thought that we all got kicked off the Smash Team
never really settled with me. Sure, collecting mushrooms and coins were fun (not to
mention saving that helpless Princess Peach a thousand times) but so was throwing
fireballs into your face and sucking people into my spinning doom. It’s been a long
time since the good ol’ days were revamped.

Pikachu: true, ever so true. Shocking your ugly mug into the abyss was one of my
better times in my career as a Smash Master.

Mario: Ugly mug? What are you talking about? My face has appeared so many times
in so many places around the world!

Pikachu: yeah, because it’s so ugly people like to make fun of it in today’s boring
world! *laughs* now if my face were on a billboard…

Mario: people would think that rats were taking over.

Pikachu: hey! That’s MOUSE, ‘Mr. Nintendo’!

Mario: you still look like a stupid yellow rat to me.

Pikachu: that’s it: your ugly mug and my lightning are going to meet and have a
BEYUT-IFUL (accent on the YU part) friendship. *shocks Mario*

Mario: oh yeah, I’m going to introduce your fat yellow butt to my fireballs!

*Pikachu and Mario get into a huge fight, using all sorts of their moves*

Mario: (after the fight) wow! That was just like the good ol’ days.

Pikachu: *shaking Mario’s hand (sort of)* yeah, no hard feelings right?

Mario: yeah. Hey! That was almost like another Super Smash Bros.!

Pikachu: you’re right! We should organize a 3rd game!

Mario: how are we supposed to do that?

Pikachu: it’s easy! Remember that in all the ads for the first two games, there were
four of us. You and I are the only two that have been there both times. And besides, I
heard that Nintendo was making a new system.

Mario: yeah, the Nintendo Wii or something.

Pikachu: is it not brilliant? We could be the inspiration of Smash Bros. 3!

Mario: so let’s go appeal to Mr. Sakurai and see if he’ll let us!

Pikachu: provided that you know the way, I’m game!

Mario: of course I know the way! *crosses fingers* Pikachu, do you have a bus
schedule handy for me? We’ll have to take the bus.

Pikachu: *whips up one immediately* yep. Lead the way Mario!

***********************END OF CHAPTER 1***********************
NEXT TIME: The Appeal to Sakurai… (Word count: 459)

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yeah, yeah, you all know the drill.
CHAPTER 2: THE APPEAL TO SAKURAI: Starring: Chapter 1 and Sakurai

(After selling some of his prized star-coins on eBay for 1000s of dollars, Mario and
Pikachu take the bus to where Mr. Sakurai is…)

Bus Driver: hey! No pets allowed on this bus!

Pikachu: if I make it go faster, can I stay?

Bus Driver: good luck! (Luckily, the bus as a new electric-powered vehicle)

Pikachu: *uses thunderbolt in just the right spot* bingo!

Bus Driver: hey, thanks! I’ll even let you guys go on for free!

Mario: (in thought) so I sold my prized coins on eBay for nothing?

*After getting on 12 different busses since they couldn’t find Sakurai, Mario realized
that it was not for nothing*

Pikachu: well, at least we made it, right?

Mario: (about to cry from looking into an empty wallet) sniff… I guess so.

(In the end, they reach Sakurai and tell him their proposal. After a good deal of
thinking [and Mario and Pikachu using the back room as a Super Smash Bros. arena]
he decides to debate it)

Sakurai: I don’t know I’m real busy. Couldn’t you just get someone else to help you
two make it or something?

Pikachu: no, Mr. Sakurai. You don’t understand: without you, it will be the end of the
Smash Bros. Series.

Mario: yeah, you’re like—the heart and soul of the game!

Sakurai: it sounds like a possible consideration, especially considering how the
Nintendo Revolution is scheduled for a release soon. I could release it with the
system, and the system would sell, therefore getting me MOOLA!!

Mario: just call it Nintendo Wii. We already know the real title.

Sakurai: how did you know that?

Mario: simple: Pikachu told me.

Pikachu: what? No I didn’t!

Sakurai: show me your skills, and I will dub you two the first two characters of the
new Smash Bros: Super Smash Bros 3!

Pikachu: *jaw drops* are you serious? That’s the new ‘totally-awesome’ title?

Sakurai: no, it’s just a placeholder. Now get fighting or I’ll have to cancel.

Mario: but, we’re best friends right now. We only fight to solve disputes now.

Sakurai: oh yeah? Well Pikachu made you sell your star-coins on eBay!

Mario: How did you know about…? *turns to Pikachu* WHY YOU LITTLE…

Pikachu: *does SSBM taunt* BRING IT ON!! *Mario and Pikachu lock in combat*

Sakurai: (a few minutes later) that’s good. You two will be the first two characters in
the new Smash Bros Series, by my ultimate Nintendo supremacy!

Mario & Pikachu: WOOHOO!! Our appeal worked! We’re part of the new Smash Bros
Team! *both of them do their taunts*

Sakurai: however, there is one downside: the cast. We’ll have to start out with a
minimum of 5, since there are 4 players in a game, and we want more than one
character combination. You have 36 hours to find 3 more returning characters.

Pikachu: (to Mario) do you think it’s possible?

***********************END OF CHAPTER 2***********************
NEXT TIME: The first recruitment… (Word Count: 480)

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CHAPTER 3: THE FIRST RECRUITMENT: Starring: Chapter 2 and Samus

(Mario and Pikachu, for about 4 or 5 hours, went back to playing Smash Bros Melee
[guess who they played as] with 2 computer players, switching these back and forth
between the other characters to see who would be the most likely to return right off
the bat…)

Mario: Fox looks like a good candidate for returning.

Pikachu: nah, not yet. He’ll delay it some. I say we try Kirby. After all, the people who
made Kirby helped in making Smash Bros.

Mario: I have a feeling that he’ll not want to return, maybe not at all. Remember how
bad he became in the switch to Melee.

Pikachu: yeah, but I also went from top to low. Sure, I was better, but everyone
moved so far ahead of me, and I’m the co-founder of the game, alongside of you and
Sakurai. I still say we try him.

Mario: how about Samus? We need some good females in the game or it’ll never be
good. Every good game needs a little bit of both, (but mostly guys).

Pikachu: so are we taking the bus to Planet Zebes?

Mario: nah, we’ll take one of the old Arwings that the Starfox Team left here when
they stayed the night back in August.

Pikachu: can you fly one of those? Oh wait: NO.

Mario: (calmly) so much dissing… Pikachu cut it out!

Pikachu: why? That’s how we get these fights anyway.

Mario: *throws fireball in Pikachu’s face* good point!

(About half an hour later, Mario figures out the controls from playing Starfox 64. the
controls inside the ship look just like an N64 controller)

Mario: ha! If I knew Arwings were so easy to fly I’d have gotten one an age ago.

(Later, they meet Samus. Location: Planet Zebes: Brinstar)

Samus: Mario, Pikachu! What brings you two old cronies out to this dump?

Mario: you’re calling your homeland a dump?

Samus: are you kidding? I come and kill Metroid queens and junk here.

Pikachu: anyways, on to our subject. Sakurai, the director of Smash Bros, said that
he’d help us develop a new game if we could get at least 5 characters total for it.
Right now we have only 2, and we were wondering if…

Samus: another Smash Bros game? Sounds awesome; I’ll go talk to Sakurai about it
right now! *gets in spaceship*

Mario: so are you saying that you’re joining?

Samus: not yet, but I’ll keep you posted! *flies away*

Pikachu: well, that was a good waste of 2 hours.

Mario: no it wasn’t. She’s probably going to suggest something for the game.

Pikachu: well, let’s resign to the worst.

Mario: how about: let’s not and say we did. We’re going to get this game! We are
going to rock the world! WE WILL RULE!

Pikachu: please watch where you’re flying…

***********************END OF CHAPTER 3***********************
NEXT TIME: the Sakurai and Samus debate… (Word count: 470)

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Mario and Pikachu are still the main characters.
CHAPTER 4: THE SAKURAI & SAMUS DEBATE: Starring: Chapter 3

(Later on, the two of them return home and play Smash bros again. They decide to
radio Sakurai about Samus’ issue…)

Mario: Sakurai, its Mario and Pikachu. Did Samus see you today?

Sakurai: yes, she did. In fact, she suggested something for your game that sounded
very interesting, and I’m working on something along its lines right now. Of course,
after the next few weeks or so, I’ll be off and around trying to get a team together to
make this game.

Mario: (whispering to Pikachu) I told you she would help us.

Pikachu: yes, but did she join the cast?

Mario: Sakurai, did Samus join our cast of characters?

Sakurai: (lying) she didn’t say anything towards negative or affirmative.

Pikachu: so basically we have to go and search out another character.

Mario: perhaps you were right. Should we go for Fox?

Pikachu: I still say let’s try Kirby because of what I said last time.

Mario: wait a minute; Sakurai didn’t say anything about NEW characters being part of
our cast of 5. Come Pikachu, let’s hunt some down.

Pikachu: not to be Nancy-Negative, but I have a feeling he did. *grabs Radio* Mr.
Sakurai, did you say we had to find 5 returning characters (or 3 if you don’t count
Mario and I)?

Sakurai: sadly enough, I did. However, maybe you, primarily Pikachu, should just take
a break. It’s 10:00 PM, and I’m hitting the hay after I get one more trophy in Smash
Bros. Melee. I have about 292 right now.

(The next morning, Mario and Pikachu decide to fly back down to Brinstar to see if
Samus had made up her mind yet?)

Pikachu: well, it’s a yes or no question: are you in Smash Bros., or will we have to drag
you into Smash Bros with our teeth?

Samus: I have, but I’m not going to tell you which way I turned. Just wait until he
puts out more information about the game. If you see me there, obviously I’m in. If
you don’t, either start looking harder or consider me not in the game.

Mario: if you aren’t in, Pikachu is going to drag you in with his teeth.

Samus: I’d like to see him try it!

Pikachu: your wish, my lady, is my command! *grabs Samus and throws her at Mario.
Mario takes the hint, and a 3-player Smash Bros fight occurs live at Brinstar. At the
end of the fight, Mario and Pikachu had eaten a lot of missiles, Samus and Mario had
been ‘frizzed’ by Pikachu’s electricity, and Pikachu and Samus were all toasty from
Mario’s fireballs*

Samus: that was certainly something to help me consider my choice.

Mario: tell us when you’ve got it made.

Samus: In the meantime, go get Kirby!

***********************END OF CHAPTER 4***********************
NEXT TIME: Kirby returns… (Word count: 462)

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yeah, yeah, something...
CHAPTER 5: KIRBY RETURNS: Starring: Chapter 4 and Kirby

Mario: (as Samus flies away) so, uh, how do we get Kirby?

Pikachu: think back—adventure mode? Remember what happened once you had
removed Samus from that world?

Mario: Oh yeah, it… blew… up… that ain’t good.

Pikachu: so that means we have 30 seconds to get to that one platform or else we’re
in for losing a life.

Mario: so, let’s just up- A with each other to the top!

Pikachu: *Up-A’s Mario* you first! *jumps up to Mario’s platform*

Mario: we have 12 seconds left, *Up-A’s Pikachu*

Pikachu: this will save you, and I’ll up-B it for me! *Pikachu up-A’s Mario, and then
follows him with an up-B of his own. Their time remaining: 00:03:03*

Pikachu: 3… 2… 1… *with Mario gets blown towards the Kirby Star* YEEEHAW *dons
the green cowboy hat* GIT ‘R DUNN!!!!

Mario: hey look, it’s the redneck Pikachu!

Pikachu: *puts cowboy hat away* yeah and here comes a bunch of Kirby’s.

Mario: so, which one is the real Kirby?

Pikachu: I don’t know. I thought you’d remember that.

Mario: well, let’s KO these and find out!

*Mario and Pikachu KO them all, and the real Kirby appears*

Pikachu: it’s simply adventure mode. Enough said.

Kirby: hey, A 2-on-1? That’s no fair!

Mario: that’s because we didn’t come here to fight you, we wanted to ask if you’d be
willing to be part of the character crew for the next Smash Bros.

Kirby: hold on, Smash Bros 3? Are you serious? I need proof of this!

*Kirby radios Sakurai and asks him about the next Smash Bros*

Sakurai: yes, they’re right. If they can get 5 characters to join the legendary cast, I’ll
get a team together and we’ll make a game!

Kirby: hmmm… fame and glory… cool foreign items and stages… meet all sorts of
new people… a personal KO count, and millions of people playing the game… heh,
what’s a good reason for me NOT to join? Count me in!

Mario: Sakurai, did you hear that? He said he’d join!

Sakurai: then he’ll have to apply to me in person, or in his case, in puffball.

Kirby: *grabs a warp star* I’m on my way. I’ll see you two around!

Mario: so, I guess its back to the ol’ Starfox Ship then.

Pikachu: *sighs sarcastically* do we have to? (Meanwhile, with Kirby…)

Kirby: easy enough, I’ll just float to the top. *Kirby tries to float to the top but he is
about 5 floors short. Then, he sees an old Bunny hood. He uses it, and tosses it as he
goes inside to see Sakurai*

Kirby: so, are you making a new Smash Bros Game or did Mario and Pikachu pull my
leg… again?

Sakurai: they were right to a degree. If they can get another character or two to join
in the next *looks at watch* 16 hours, there will be a game.

Kirby: roger. What do we do until then?

***********************END OF CHAPTER 5***********************
NEXT TIME: Link—will he make it? (Word count: 490)

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almost halfway done...
CHAPTER 6: LINK—WILL HE MAKE IT? Starring: Chapter 2, Kirby, and Link

(Kirby met back with Mario and Pikachu, and by then they had agreed on a new
subject/target for the game: Link…)

Kirby: so, how do we get to the Link place from here?

Pikachu: I don’t know. Where is ‘here’?

Mario: let’s just jump in this spaceship…

Pikachu: they’re called Arwings,

Mario: ARWING, and fly there. Are you two with me?

Kirby: since we only have 15.8 hours left, sure, why not?

Pikachu: *sighs* Mario, although this is against my will: lead the way.

Mario: okay, so to the Link Place—or whatever it’s called. (At ‘the Link place’…)

Pikachu: so Mario, are you going to ask him?

Kirby: how about I do the asking, since if all else fails, I can mimic him.

Pikachu/Mario: that’s fine with us.

Kirby: right then. *Kirby goes until he finds Link, who was only 10 feet away the entire
time. Then, he asks the turning-point question*

Kirby: hey Link, do you want… a carrot stick?

Link: a carrot stick? What the heck are you going at?

Kirby: *slaps forehead* no, what I meant to say was: want to play Smash Bros.?

Link: sure, that’d be fantastic! *Mario and Pikachu slap their foreheads*

Kirby: *winks at crowd* okay, *Kirby and Link play as… (Who do you think?) And
after about 5 matches, Kirby asks the REAL turning-point question*

Kirby: Link, according to a VERY reliable source (Link doesn’t know that Mario and
Pikachu are there) I heard that there is another Smash Bros. in the making, and in
order for it to go through, we need you. Do you want to join?

Link: that has got to be the lamest attempt at persuasion I have heard in many
years, but sure, why not?

Kirby: sweet! Hey Mario and Pikachu! He said he’d join!

Link: Mario and Pikachu are here? Why didn’t you say so?

Kirby: because I lost the bet we made on the ship.

Mario: we must get back to Sakurai in 15 hours’ time though, or he won’t make the
game, thus ruining all of our plans.

Link: that can be arranged… AFTER 14 HOURS OF SMASH BROS. MELEE!!!

Pikachu: for the love of all that is good and green, you have GOT to be kidding.

Kirby: *looks at Link’s face* I don’t think he is… (14.1 hours later…)

Link: that was some fun stuff. We should do it again!

Mario: if we can get you to Sakurai in 52 minutes, we’ll be able to do it fourfold.
Pikachu, help me out! *Pikachu grabs Link and throws him into the spaceship, and
they take off. However, it dies about 300 yards from the building, and they only have
7 minutes until their deadline*

Kirby: do you think that this is going to work?

***********************END OF CHAPTER 6***********************
NEXT TIME: Did they meet the deadline? (Word count: 461)

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haha! Smash Bros. what a great name!
CHAPTER 7: DID THEY MEET THE DEADLINE? Starring: Chapter 6

(With 7 [now 6½] minutes remaining to determine the fate of the 3rd Smash Bros,
the others suddenly realize that they are doomed…)

Pikachu: *looks up at the tall building* there is no way in heaven’s name that we can
get Link to the top in 7 minutes.

Mario: yes there is! *Mario ties Link to the wall, and whispers something to Kirby.
Kirby suddenly starts punching Link rapidly*

Link: ouch! What are you fools doing?

Mario: we’re getting you to that window where Mr. Sakurai is. It’s the 3rd one on the
left, 4th from the top.

Link: but how is racking up my percent going to get that to work?

Pikachu: *suddenly catching on* with my up-A! There’s no little star thing here. So
grab on tight to that window!

*time remaining: 00:00:15:05 (15.05 seconds) Mario unties Link and Pikachu up-A’s
him. He grabs on after a 12-second flight, and lands in front of Sakurai right as some
weird buzzer goes off*

Sakurai: Link, you made it right on time! However, there are only four of you.

Link: *jaw drops to the floor* for the love of all that is good and green, including my
self, you have got to be kidding! *picks up jaw*

Sakurai: well, I said 5, and there are only 4 of you.

Link: no, there are 5. See, Mario and Pikachu make 2, and then Kirby and I make 2.
2+2=5, see? *counts on fingers* 1, 2… 3, 5!

Sakurai: *rolls eyes, but then remembers something* oh wait, *just to humor Link*
you’re absolutely correct. There shall be a game made!

*Suddenly Mario, Kirby and Pikachu appear in the doorway*

Link: how did you three get here so fast?

Pikachu: *shrugs* don’t ask.

Mario: so, are you going to be like, getting a crew together and all that?

Sakurai: indeed-y-do. So, you four can run along and do whatever for a while. I will be
most certain to inform you when I need you.

Pikachu: so, what about the other 22 characters from Smash Bros. Melee?

Sakurai: I can’t confirm that they will all return, or if they even want to, nor can I
confirm that they will NOT return. That would be giving too much away.

Mario: wow, you sure plan these things fast.

Sakurai: actually, they had been in my thoughts and in the thoughts of some of my
colleagues for a while. You and Pikachu though were the key to me putting those
ideas into a game.

Link: so, what’s this game going to be called?

Sakurai: that’s for me to figure out, and for you to find out.

Kirby: so will there be any NEW characters?

Sakurai: yes, and before we can get much else started, we as a crew need to have a
few of those. I think 4 may suffice, but for these the deadline is in about 3 months. It
shouldn’t be hard.

Pikachu: *salutes* roger that! We’re on the job!

***********************END OF CHAPTER 7***********************
NEXT TIME: More Sakurai conditions… (Word count: 495)

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This was the last chapter Tera posted... or was it 9?
CHAPTER 8: MORE SAKURAI CONDITIONS: Starring: Chapter 7 and Samus

(Right as the Smash Team is about to leave, Sakurai calls them back to tell them
about one more requirement…)

Sakurai: obviously you all can’t fight in thin air, so we’ll need some of you (or the
newcomers) to open some of your/their homelands for the game. My crew and I
(which is still being added to) will be remaking another stage in the meantime, but
that does not make you exempt from what I just said.

Mario: roger that. *turns to others* so, uh, who wants to open up a stage?

Pikachu: I’d reopen Saffron city if it weren’t for the crappy graphics.

Kirby: so, why don’t we ask Samus if she will?

Mario: that reminds me, we still haven’t found out whether or not Samus is actually in
the game, right?

Pikachu: I do believe that you are right. It’s time to drag her in with my teeth…

*so the Smash Team goes to see Samus. They question her in every way, shape or
form about whether or not she’s going to be in Smash Bros 3, and she replied with
every form of ‘you’ll see’ possible*

Pikachu: this makes fighting in thin air not seem so bad…

Samus: because of the innovation for me in the game, Sakurai is going to hold my
stage/s until later. *everyone looks closely at Samus, hanging on to her every word*
I said way too much, didn’t I?

Kirby: no, you were just getting to the good part. Keep going!

Samus: my membership in the Smash Team depends on secrecy, Nintendo’s famous
trademark. Sorry, but Sakurai said I couldn’t reveal it until May.

Mario: May? That’s 4½ months away!

Samus: exactly, but I assure you, you four will not be lonely. I gotta run!

*Samus flies away, leaving the others. 2 months pass, and the Smash Team is still
unable to open a new stage*

Mario: it’s less than 2½ months until E3 2006 where Sakurai will display Smash Bros 3
, and we still haven’t found any new characters or opened any new stages.

Link: do you think we may have played too much Smash Bros. Melee?

Mario: (since it was Link who suggested they should play Smash Bros. [Melee] 95% of
the time) OH, GEEZ, YA THINK?

Link: well, I guess we’ll have to find some new characters then.

Kirby: so do we have any open stages or not?

Pikachu: as far as I can see, no, but I’m campaigning for Pokemon Stadium.

Mario: well, in that case, we need another character, one with a totally bodacious
stage that he or she is willing to open!

Kirby: *light bulb appears over Kirby’s head* that’s it! I know just the one!

***********************END OF CHAPTER 8***********************
NEXT TIME: Newcomer: Meta-Knight! (Word count: 450)

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Good gosh! forgot chapter 9!
CHAPTER 9: NEWCOMER: META-KNIGHT! Starring: Chapter 8 and Meta-Knight

(The Smash Team is about to do their biweekly check-in with Sakurai and the game.
The date is now late March 2006…)

Sakurai: so do you all have another stage yet? I need one really soon or I’ll have to
cancel. If I don’t, the preview will be pretty lame.

Pikachu: hold… you’re going to show us worldwide?

Sakurai: you dang well know it baby!

Mario: hold, so what’s the stage you all were remaking?

Sakurai: I’ll say it’s Battlefield, but what it really is will be revealed later.

Kirby: do not worry, Mr. Sakurai. I already have a solution for another character.

Sakurai: let’s hope so. The fate of Smash Bros. Revolution depends on it.

Pikachu: so that’s the new title?

Sakurai: no, but it sure is a better placeholder than Smash Bros. 3.

Pikachu: I see. So, Kirby, lead the way!

*Kirby takes them to the domain of his old rival, Meta-Knight*

Meta-Knight: so Kirby, have you come to lose another fight with me?

Kirby: (to others) just let me do all the talking (To Meta-Knight) in a way, yes, but in a
completely different method.

Meta-Knight: what is this new way you propose?

Kirby: you and I, and anyone else from Mario to Pikachu duke it out, and the winner,
well… wins, I guess.

Meta-Knight: so, they just win? There are no adoring fans that will cheer for me,
shouting: “Meta-Knight, Meta-Knight” again and again, and an announcer who
shouts: “This Game’s winner is: Meta-Knight!” when I win?

Pikachu: (to Mario) by cripes, he’s good!

Samus: *flies in from nowhere* as a matter of fact, that is the pure, sweet truth!
Trust me Meta, you will love it, crave it, and savor it!

Meta-Knight: in that case, count me in. so, where do I go to make it official?

Mario: tell it to Masahiro Sakurai, somewhere back that way.

Meta-Knight: oh, it’s that Smash Bros. thing ain’t it?

Samus: Uhhh… yeah. Is that a problem?

Meta-Knight: yeah, how come the ‘villains of Mario, Pokemon (sort of) and Zelda get
in while I didn’t! I hope they’ll be there so I can waste them.

Kirby: we don’t know yet. As of now, this cast includes only the four of us, Samus
maybe, and you if you join.

Meta-Knight: are you serious? You mean you guys went from 26 characters to only 4
maybe 5? (6 if I join)

Kirby: well, Sakurai wanted to keep a lot of things secret, (you know how Nintendo
runs things) but none of the others even know about it yet. Production has only just
started.

Meta-Knight: I can see it now: 40 characters, all of which have fallen at their knees to
me on my noble ship.

Kirby: also, we are in need of new stages, and so if you joined, we could open up your
ship as a stage for the game? Do you want to?

Meta-Knight: is that a trick question? You have me by the cape!

***********************END OF CHAPTER 9***********************
NEXT TIME: The Halberd… (Word count: 496)

~Tera253~

 

[Tera253]

There’s nothing to say here, just buy this space…
CHAPTER 10: THE HALBERD… Starring: Chapter 8 again

(The cast of the new Smash Bros game now consists of 5 confirmed members, 6 if
you count Samus, who is still slightly iffy…)

Meta-Knight: so Kirby, give me the details on how to open up a stage for your Smash
Bros. thing. As you know, I’m new to this whole thing.

Pikachu: Kirby’s newer than I am. Allow me to explain…

Meta-Knight: do I really have to listen to a Pokemon?

Pikachu: aye, ‘cause if you don’t, you’ll be eating lightning for lunch and dinner!

Meta-Knight: relax Pika, I was kidding… just tell me the bit.

Pikachu: just tell Sakurai (you do know who he is right?) and he’ll even revamp it for
you. We couldn’t open any of our stages to date.

Mario: Pikachu is campaigning to reopen Pokemon Stadium though…

Meta-Knight: alright, I’ll tell you how we’re getting back the ‘short’ way…

Mario: hold it! I’m the leader of this operation—

Meta-Knight: just shut up and hear me out. *points to warp stars* the object of
these is simple: just grab on and hold on tight.

Kirby: right-o, Meta! *grabs one and zooms off*

Pikachu: might as well give it a spin… *grabs another one and goes off way fast*

Meta-Knight: if you two don’t grab on to one of these, you might get someone else
coming in to replace you! After all, I know that I have always wanted to be in Super
Smash Bros. *Meta-Knight grabs a warp star and follows Kirby*

Mario: (to Link) might as well… *grabs Link and grabs hold*

*The Smash team however, did not land back at Mario and Pikachu’s apartment like
they had expected. Instead, they were in some sort of dark hangar*

Kirby: Meta-Knight? Where’d he run off to?

Pikachu: yeah, where are we for that matter?

Mario: who cares? Let’s just start fighting! There are 4 of us!

*as the 4 of them get into this awe-striking battle, the hangar suddenly lights up, and
lo and behold, there is Meta-Knight’s ship, the Halberd, and on to of it, Meta-Knight
proudly stands*

Meta-Knight: you all better jump on or you’ll be left to eat the abyss!

Mario: for a newcomer, he sure seems to like to be the leader!

Pikachu: c’mon, give him a break! He’s been wanting in since 2001!

Meta-Knight: we’re traveling back to Sakurai in style. This stage is now open! You
may begin fighting! *Meta-Knight jumps in and starts slicing the others, and the
others fight back and another huge battle ensues* (Later back at Sakurai’s…)

Sakurai: so, Meta-Knight, eh? Interesting; Well, since you all got him to open up a
stage for you all, it and my Battlefield stage will be featured at the E3 2006!

Everyone: MOST EXCELLENT!!! (Applause)

Sakurai: now, go all out and find more newcomers!

Meta-Knight: right-o Masahiro! Come Mario, newcomers await! (Mario: GRRR…)

***********************END OF CHAPTER 10***********************
NEXT TIME: Newcomer: Pit… (Word count: 475)

~Tera253~

 

[Tera253]

Okay, so maybe not buy, but this space IS for rent…
CHAPTER 11: NEWCOMER: PIT!! Starring: Chapter 8 and Pit

(The Smash Team is now driving in their van with Led Zeppelin’s ‘Immigrant’ song
being played at full volume. Had Pikachu not liked it, he would have gone mad like
Link did because of his large ears…)

Kirby: DUNDADADADA-DUNDADADADA-DUNDADADADA-DUNDADADADA!

Pikachu: AAAAAEEEAAAAAA… AAAAAA!!! AAAAAEEEAAAAAA… AAAAAA!!!

Meta-Knight: come from the land of the ice and snow…

Link: I can’t take too much more of this! Mario, turn this off!

Kirby: blare it up, Mario, here’s the good part!

Mario: wish granted, *turns up music*

Meta-Knight: so what about other newcomers?

Mario: that reminds me; let’s see if Pit’s willing to join yet.

Pikachu: sounds like a plan to me. I heard that if he hadn’t been so noble, he would
have been in the first one instead of Jigglypuff!

Link: as long as there’s a place to get out and away from this wretched song, I’m fine
with it. *all the others turn to face Link, a telephone rings*

Pikachu: hello, Samus? What’s that? Okay, I’ll tell him. Link, Samus says she’ll smack
the crap out of you if you EVER DISS that song again.

Kirby: Link, that’s like our new theme song. It’s here to stay.

Mario: next stop, Angel Land, and Pit…

Kirby: DUNDADADADA-DUNDADADADA-DUNDADADADA-DUNDADADADA!

Pikachu: AAAAAEEEAAAAAA… AAAAAA!!! AAAAAEEEAAAAAA… AAAAAA!!!

Meta-Knight: come from the land of the ice and snow… *At Pit’s joint…*

Pit: are you friggin’ serious? This is the 2nd time they’ve left me out! If you guys are
friggin’ seriously making a 3rd one, I’m so in it hurts…

Link, Meta-Knight, Kirby, Pikachu, and Mario: HORRAYY!!!!!

Pit: on the condition that… you guys have Led Zeppelin’s ‘Immigrant’ song.

Everyone but Link: that’s all you want? Well, as you can tell from Pikachu’s super
charged bass boost he installed in our van, we have it.

Pit: friggin’ yes! Now there’s some retro for all you friggin’ modern folks.

Link: for the love of Melundell, you can’t be serious.

Kirby: we were going to listen to it anyways. Come one, everyone pile in!

* A few minutes later, everyone (some unwillingly) is listening to ‘Immigrant’*

Pit: DUNDADADADA-DUNDADADADA-DUNDADADADA-DUNDADADADA! DUNDADADADA-
DUNDADADADA-DUNDADADADA-DUNDADADADA!

*Pikachu and Meta-Knight take over DUN-DADA*

Pit: AAAAAEEEAAAAAA… AAAAAA!!! AAAAAEEEAAAAAA… AAAAAA!!! Come from the
land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs glow…

Samus: *appearing as if from nowhere* you know all the words to that song?

Pit: heck yeah, it’s friggin’ retro all the way!

Samus: heck, forget Captain Falcon; Pit, I think you’re hot!

Pit: that was a… unexpected comment.

Mario: (driving the van to the rhythm of the music) *casually dials Sakurai’s number*
yeah Sax, we got Pit; just letting’ ya know; See ya.

Pit: so Link, Tell me about Smash Bros. a little bit…

Link: no. I hate you because you like that song.

Pit: I can see how y’all get members for this game and why they are all so friggin’
keen on fighting and beating the crap out of each other.

***********************END OF CHAPTER 11***********************
NEXT TIME: Samus’ Secret Revealed… (Word count: 491)

~Tera253~

 

[Tera253]

Tera253 guest stars here, but she’s not taking on a huge role or anything, and she does not meet the characters… yet…
CHAPTER 12: SAMUS’ SECRET REVEALED! Starring: Chapter 10 & Tera253

(With the song blaring through everyone’s head, Samus realizes that there is
something very important missing…)

Samus: you should hear me sing this song, Pit!

Mario: go for it; just lose the suit for a second. I don’t mean it in that way, just so we
can hear you clearly under the helmet.

Samus: *sighs* I guess it’s time you all realized the truth.

Everyone but Link: *holding on to Samus’ every word once again* yes?

Samus: *calls up Sakurai* I have no choice but to tell them or they won’t accept me
in the game. They’ve taken it to the extreme!

Sakurai: fine by me, just don’t reveal it to the public or anything.

Samus: no problem! It’s not like some girl game freak named Tera253 is writing this
all down or anything…

Tera253: *sitting at her computer* Oh, the things they don’t know…

Samus: okay you guys, I’m losing the suit! *starts removing it*

Pit: whoa now, are you naked or something?

Samus: *smacks Pit* do you really think I’d be doing this if I were? For that, you will
get shot! *Samus loads up her super cannon. Thankfully, the back door swung open
right when she fired it, and Pit did his first mid-air dodge to avoid it. The force from
the gun however, blasted Samus’ suit off, revealing… Samus in her Zero Suit, wielding
a whip-like gun*

Tera253: that’s something that was highly unexpected…

Sakurai: whoa now, that’s a woman under there!

Samus: as if YOU of all people didn’t know that!

Sakurai: no, but I’m putting that phrase on the official website.

Pikachu: so, Zero Suit Samus, are you in Smash Bros. Brawl?

Samus: yes I am. The question now, is do you have 7 characters or 8?

Meta-Knight: hmmm… Link, Mario, Kirby, Pikachu, Me, Pit, you… 7!

Sakurai: WRONGO!!! You have 8! Zero, here’s something else going on the website, so
listen closely?

Zero-Suit Samus (ZSS), Pikachu, and Kirby: yes?

Sakurai: don’t’ worry, you’ll still be able to play as standard Samus too…

Kirby: OOHHH… I get to be sexy Kirby now!

Tera253: Zero-Suit Samus might sometimes just be called Samus.

ZSS: Alright enough of this. I know I’m sexy to you all, but it’s time for that song!
Mario! Fire up the radio!

Mario: wish granted! *fires up radio, despite Link’s protests; now, Mario is driving to
the rhythm, Meta-Knight, Pikachu, and Kirby are swaying back and forth to the
rhythm, and Pit and Samus (ZSS) are swinging their heads back and forth and singing
and wailing the song*

Pikachu: ha-ha! Now this game is getting somewhere!

Meta-Knight: I’ll say. 8 characters, just like the original!

Kirby: yeah, but by release time there will be loads more than that!

Mario: with that in mind, I suddenly have another idea for a newcomer…

Kirby, Meta-Knight, Pikachu, Samus, and Pit: who?

***********************END OF CHAPTER 12***********************
NEXT TIME: Newcomer: Wario… (Word count: 476)

~Tera253~

 

[Tera253]

Tera253 is here to stay. However, she’ll only drop notes, drop in, or drop out.
CHAPTER 13: NEWCOMER: WARIO!!! Starring: Chapter 13 and Wario

(The Smash Team is still in their van, listening to ‘the song’ and ignoring Link’s many,
many complaints…)

Pikachu: so Mario, where are you taking us?

Mario: well, Kirby has a rival in this game now…

Meta-Knight: nah, me and Kirby are best buds, right Kirbs?

Kirby: I… Uhhh… guess so… sure, of course we are! *high-fives Meta-Knight*

Mario: so, I thought it’d be logical and awesome, (maybe…) if I had a rival. I’m pretty
sure this guy will love to join?

Samus: wait… are you talking about that fat farting wonder with the big blue ‘W’ on
his hat and the zigzaggy mustache?

Mario: that be the one and… OH MY GOOD GOSH!!! *radio shuts off*

Tera253: *banging fists on computer* what the heck? Why did Tera’s friggin’
computer screen turn all noxious green?

Pit: hey! Friggin is my word! *looks outside and sees a huge noxious-green gas*

Tera253: that’s what Tera was talking about.

Pit: you’re weird. You always refer to yourself in 3rd person. Anyways, Mario, what is
that stuff?

Mario: *turns around and gets out of his seat* I’ll go check!

Samus: *dons her suit and helmet* no, I’ve got the helmet. That gas could be toxic*
*Samus is about to go out there when she hears a notorious laugh that Mario and
even Pikachu immediately recognize*

Tera253: are you freaking serious? YES, FINALLY!! It’s about time they put that idiot
in! 4 idiots down and only 3 more to go!

*the gas recedes, and the van door slides open. Standing there is a large, fat guy
with a purple nose and a zigzaggy mustache that the others recognize as…*

Mario: Wario? Is that you? What are you doing here?

Wario: ha-ha! You won’t believe it! Sakurai told me you guys were making a 3rd
game, and he said if I could find you guys, you would let me in!

Pikachu: you in Smash Bros? *looks Wario over* where’s your motorcycle?

Wario: What—ah—how did you know I had a motorcycle?

Pikachu: *flashes a Nintendo DS* don’t think I didn’t ever play Wario Ware.

Meta-Knight: so anyways, how did you ever find us?

Wario: *rolls eyes* your van and your song were pretty obvious.

Kirby: how did you know about “the song”?

Wario: Sakurai told me. So, can I join your little cult?

Kirby: Uhhh, do you like that song?

Wario: Ah, it’s about a 7 out of 10, 10 being best.

Mario: sounds good enough to me. Let’s roll!

*Wario, Pit, Meta-Knight, Zero-Suit Samus (Samus), Kirby, Mario, and Pikachu all pile
back in the van (Link never left it) and turn up the song once again*

Meta-Knight: I shall abdicate my front seat to you. Welcome to Smash Bros.

Wario: alright! Wario is #1! *starts shaking head to the rhythm of the music*

***********************END OF CHAPTER 13***********************
NEXT TIME: Snake? Snake!?! SNAAAKE!?!?!?!… (Word count: 469)

~Tera253~

 

[Eor]

You couldn't have, you know, just posted it in one post? There is no way you wrote that in such a short time between posts

 

[Tera253]

The first post: (slightly altered)

Question: did you do this all at one time?
Answer: no, this was over like a 3-4-month period.

Chapter 15 is in the making nonetheless.

~Tera253~

 

[Scav]

You missed Eor's point.

If all of this is already written, then post it all in one update. There is no reason for you to have "updates" at 10:15, 10:17, 10:17, 10:18, 10:18, and 10:19.

Also, please at least take the time to format it. A linebreak between every paragraph makes it much easier to read.

This needs to be cleaned up, because right now it's just spam.

 

[Tera253]

Tera's going to put up chapter 15 sometime today or tomorrow, and then revise the rest.
~Tera253~

EDIT: unable to finish chapter. will put it up later...
EDIT: lied. there it is.
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[pikachun00b7]

LOL! This is great.(i knew link was on crack before you made the story )

 

[Tera253]

Here we go! This cast will stay quite a while…
CHAPTER 14: SNAKE? SNAKE!?! SNAAAKE!?!?! Starring: Chapter 13 and Snake…

(The Smash Team is all driving around in their van, not knowing where they are going, but
not caring either; as they are driving the phone rings again…)

Tera253: DANG PHONE!!! It better be Sakurai…

Mario: ‘yellow? Sax, good to see you! What? Are you serious? It’s important? Come
immediately? Okay, we’re on it! *turns to the others* Sakurai says he needs us to come
right now. It’s important, and yes, it does have something to do with Super Smash Bros.
Brawl!

Wario: step aside, Mario. I beat you in Mario Kart so that means I’m faster than you. I’ll get
this box to Sakurai’s place in no time flat!

Kirby: hold it; do you even know where Sakurai lives?

Wario: yeah, I dropped by his place before I farted to stop you guys!

Pikachu: so that’s what that was!

Samus: you know that’s disgusting, right?

Wario: err… yeah, it is pretty gross. BUT IT’S AS FUNNY AS CRAP!!!!

Pit: dang right, it friggin’ is! *high-fives Wario*

Wario: so, let’s get rolling! *develops a mechanical flight attendant voice* please make sure
that your trays and tables are up, that your seats are in an upright position, and that you
have your seat belts fastened at all times, as we may hit some severe ground turbulence en
route to Sakurai’s.

Pikachu: oh, Wario, there’s a button that makes this thing go monster truck style just below
the steering wheel! Press it quickly!

Mario: why didn’t you ever tell me about this button?

Pikachu: you never asked, but this is an emergency!

Wario: (still with flight attendant voice) we are now hitting speeds of over 250 MPH, so
please do not get out of your seats. *voice gets normal* AH-HAHA!!!

Pit: now we need some Mach Rider music for this! Meta-Knight!

Meta-Knight: right-o! *turns up the Mach Rider theme*

Samus: hey Link, can you stand this song? *Link does not answer*

Kirby: if you are alive, hold up two fingers. If you’re dead, hold up one. *Link holds up two
fingers* if you are refusing to talk to us, hold up 3 fingers. *Link holds up 3 fingers* if you
have no good reason why you won’t speak to us, hold up 4. *Link holds up 4 fingers* if
you’re on crack, hold up 5. *5 go up*

Pit: well, that friggin’ settles it. Link is on crack.

Meta-Knight: Wario, there’s the stop. Everyone bail out (At Sakurai’s…)

Sakurai: okay, here is a new object for the game! *points to a cardboard box* and, there is a
character involved with this box. Who here has played Metal Gear Solid? *Pit raises his
hand*

Pit: it’s that one Play-Station game, and I’m not too fond of it.

Sakurai: correct. Snake, do your thing! *Snake flings off the box*

Everyone: Snake? Snake!?! SNAAAKE!?!?!?!

Sakurai: we will now debate his presence or not.

***********************END OF CHAPTER 14***********************
NEXT TIME: The Solid Snake Debate… (Word count: 478)

~Tera253~

 

[Tera253]

Something cool needs to go here—something really cool…
CHAPTER 15: THE SOLID SNAKE DEBATE: Starring: Chapter 14

(Some members of the Smash Team are kind of iffy about Snake’s inclusion. Snake was not
given a say on this, but Sakurai was sort of hinting that he would be included anyway. He
provided some logic for it too…)

Tera253: who the flip is Snake? *sees Metal Gear Solid* ah…

Pikachu: I don’t know I don’t care; I’m fine if he’s in.

Mario: he’s from Play-station, and he’s an exclusive! Why the heck is he invading our
precious all-star game?

Sakurai: actually, he originated on the NES. And besides, if you hate him so much, why won’t
you let him in so you can beat the crap out of him?

Mario: you know… that’s a pretty good idea.

Snake: yeah, but the catch is I have bazookas.

Kirby: In that case, I’m all in for Snake joining the crew! That means I’ll have those bazookas
too!

Sakurai: but on Wikipedia is says that that move hasn’t been confirmed.

Kirby: well, am I getting something new and/or ********?

Sakurai: ah, probably not. Carry on with the debate.

Pikachu: the more people I shock, the better!

Snake: so, are you punks going to let me in, or do I have to use the bazookas?

Meta-Knight: you can fight on my noble ship—it’s fine with me. However, you might just
lose…

Pit: I think there is going to be some really cool debate between the two of us, Snake.
Remember back in the good ol’ days—Led Zeppelin?

Snake: Led Zeppelin? Say no more! I’m joining you period.

Link: for the love of mercy, you have GOT to be kidding!

Sakurai: don’t worry Link. You can stay and play Smash Bros. with me. That also includes the
prototype for Smash Bros. Brawl

Everyone but Link and Sakurai: *jaws drop to the ground*

Sakurai: no, you guys go listen to your song and drive around.

Wario: *farts* sounds like a plan to me! I hope you all don’t suffocate in here ‘cause of that!
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *everyone but Link leaves*

Tera253: seriously he gets to play the prototype before the rest of us? The nerve

Samus: (ZSS) so Mario, where are you taking us.

Pit: oh, and Mario, the music isn’t loud enough!

Wario: Mario, I think I need to use the bathroom!

Mario: *turns up music* will you all just SHU-U-U-UT UP!?!?!

Wario: relax, I was just kidding! APRIL FOOLS!!! *lets out an enormous wave of flatulence
that engulfs the van in green smoke*

Samus: *gets back in her suit* I’ve got gas masks* *everyone takes them with much
pleasure and gratitude*

Meta-Knight: so, pretty much, we just DOOF OFF until E3 right?

Sakurai: *on telephone* you dang well know it, baby!

***********************END OF CHAPTER 15***********************
NEXT TIME: the awaiting of E3 2006… (Word count: 450)

~Tera253~

 

[AceMoney]

Haha, a good quick read if you just want to laugh. Obviously grammar wasn't the priority in this and it works! Keep up the funny and I'll keep coming back. I love Link's character by the way. Haha, and Kirby.

 

[Tera253]

Ran out of ideas for here, oh well…
CHAPTER 16: THE AWAITING OF E3 2006 I… Starring: Chapter 14 again…

(The movie has already for the most part been made, but there’s still about a month before
E3 came around…)

Wario: so, what do we do until then? I’ve got some gas I could unleash!

Everyone else: for the love of everything holy, NO!!!

Pikachu: that reminds me, what happened to my double-bean burritos?

Samus: Pikachu, I have a very dark feeling that you do not want to know the answer to that
question.

Wario: *gets close to Pikachu’s face* it wasn’t me…

Pikachu: EVACUATE!! WARIO ATE ALL FOUR OF MY DOUBLE BEAN BURRITOS!!!

Pit: ha-ha! I’m glad I can fly! *starts flying away*

Pikachu/Meta-Knight: glad we’re fast!

Kirby: *sucks up Pikachu* now I’m fast too! Bye, bye Mario, Snake!

Snake: I have my fart-proof cardboard box! *gets back under box*

Mario: so, I’m all alone! GAAAHH!!! *starts running like nothing other*

Pit: ha-ha! You suckers are never going to get far enough!

Wario: hey Pit, think fast! *Wario unleashes the storm, but instead of going outward, it went
upwards, thus engulfing Pit in a mass of green-brown smog. Not much later, Pit’s body fell
motionless in front of them*

Kirby: gosh Wario, you just killed Pit!

Samus: yeah, so who’s going to sing “THE SONG” with me?

Sakurai: relax y’all, it just makes people unconscious and gives them 400%!

Mario: 400%, are you serious?

Sakurai: someone hacked into my system and I haven’t got around into correcting it. So,
yes it does.

Wario: so basically… *flicks Pit’s head with his finger, and Pit is sent flying around 15 feet
away, still unconscious*

Pikachu: whoa. He really DOES have over 400%.

Samus: well in that case, I’m going to KO him and watch him appear in a little floating thing
above us.

Sakurai: hold up Samus. I haven’t put that into the game yet.

Mario: so basically, use this heart I stole and give it to him.

Samus: *grins evilly* but what if I want it?

Meta-Knight: simple, you idiot. You’ll have to sing “THE SONG” by yourself!

Samus: *gets a face as if this was the worst thing in the world* okay. *gives Pit the heart
and he regains consciousness*

Kirby: I’m starved. Let’s stop at Wendy’s and get some burgers!

Wario: sounds like a plan to me! *the Smash Team crowds into the van, and, singing along
to “Immigrant”, they go to Wendy’s

Drive-thru person: (DTP) may I take your order?

Mario: yeah, just give us about 39 hamburgers. That’s all.

DTP: that’ll be $36.45. *The Smash Team gets their burgers and drive off*

Tera253: hmmm… Hamburgers… that makes Tera hungry…

***********************END OF CHAPTER 16***********************
NEXT TIME: The awaiting of E3 2006 II… (Word Count: 433)

~Tera253~

 

[Tera253]

Well, there was enough room to post another chapter before the E3 period…
CHAPTER 17: THE AWAITING OF E3 2006 II… Starring: Chapter 14 yet again…

(Now, with their newly acquired hamburgers, the Smash Team is ready to look hunger in the
face and take it down…)

Snake: okay, let’s divide them now.

Mario: no, we’re going to wait until they get cold.

Snake: are you friggin’ serious!?!

Pit: hey! That’s my line! *almost starts a huge sermon-type rant/lecture, but Snake shoves
his fist into Pit’s mouth*

Pikachu: (going along with the joke) of course Snake. Welcome back to Nintendo

Tera253: wait, this guy was part of Nintendo once?

Sakurai: of course, that’s why he’s here in the first place.

Link: (from behind Sakurai) shine… what a dumb name for that move… in that case, I’m
going to use the blaster!

*Tera253 hears Sakurai pummeling Link in the background before hanging up*

Snake: I don’t care. My passion for hamburgers is greater than my passion for cigarettes. I
quit smoking when I joined this game, and so if I don’t get my hamburgers, I’ll make it so
you all die an early death as a result of the ever-so-notorious secondhand smoke!

Meta-Knight: did you really do that?

Snake: no, but its helping me quit…

Pikachu: Kirby, I think we should… *sees Kirby eating a hamburger* WHY YOU LITTLE… SO
THAT’S WHY YOU WERE GOING ON SO WELL!!!

Pit: everybody jump Kirby! It’s a Smash Bros. fight!!!

*at once, the van screeches to a halt and the team begins to duke it out for the remaining
hamburgers. In the end, they all got about 5 or so, and Kirby cleaned out any that may have
been leftover*

Mario: ugh, if anyone even mentions hamburgers, I’m going to puke.

Wario: if anyone mentions hamburgers, I’m going to release a ripper!

*Suddenly, the familiar Sakurai-telephone rings. Mario picks it up to hear Sakurai
whispering something*

Sakurai: Mario, Pikachu, remember that movie we made a few weeks ago?

Mario: of course I do. Why?

Sakurai: well, I’m finished putting it together, and seeing as E3 is around the corner, we’re
ready to display it, and the name of the game: Smash Bros Brawl!

Everyone: *begins doing phony OOHS and AAHHS*

Mario: you idiots. We learned the name of the game about 3 months ago!

ZSS: okay, so why the heck aren’t we double-timing it all the way to Sakurai’s?

Meta-Knight: that’s a good point. Let’s roll!

*the Smash Team is now anxiously awaiting the arrival of E3. They, alongside Tera253,
wonder what Link meant with the terms ‘blaster’ and ‘shine’*

Sakurai: this, my friends, is going to win us E3 this year!

Smash Team: of course it will! It stars us!

***********************END OF CHAPTER 17***********************
NEXT TIME: E3 2006 Smash Bros. Movie! (Word Count: 431)

~Tera253~

 

[Tera253]

How's this for an awesome chapter?

how was that for a chapter intro?
CHAPTER 18: E3 2006 SMASH BROS MOVIE: Starring: Chapter 14
Sakurai: it was a hit! take a look!
Tera253: assuming this link works, here it is!
http://www.smashbros.com/en/movie/movie01.html
***********************END OF CHAPTER 18***********************
NEXT TIME: The Events After E3... (don't need a word count)

~Tera253~