Someone play me in Melee.

[NeighborhoodP]

The rules:

- If I'm better than you, don't be more than 20 minutes away
- If you're better than me, I'll drive 20+ minutes away. The bigger the gap, the more I'll drive...
- If we disagree on who's better than who, three $5 MM's will settle it.

Who wants to play? All you have to do is a) be down to play and b) be decent-to-good at the game, and I'll show up and you'll get ***** (just kidding? probably not).

EDIT: And c), have a GameCube + Melee, because I don't.

 

[choknater]

one piece is so awesome...!!!

 

[Sheik-Master]

i'D BE down to play but i live in hesperia i dont know if thats to far....

 

[NeighborhoodP]

Hesperia is ridiculously far. But I know some other guy who lives in Hesperia and is always whining he has no one to play, so go PM Vincent Vega.

 

[Knivez]

hey im not sure if im better than you or if you're better than me.

Why don't you come over and play me those three 5$ money matches?


Free lunch and dinner for the day.

 

[Shmooguy]

I'll do 3 $5 MMs. IF YOU DONT TAKE THEM I AM BETTER THAN YOU

 

[MrPBody]

Play me in friendlies

 

[NeighborhoodP]

hey im not sure if im better than you or if you're better than me.

Why don't you come over and play me those three 5$ money matches?


Free lunch and dinner for the day.

play me in tournament

 

[Evilnemesis]

I 4 stock P when I try.
I 2 stock him when i let him win.

 

[NeighborhoodP]

Nah, I made you try last time. My Sheik beats your Falco if you don't

And I always **** that Fox =)

 

[Shmooguy]

I 4 stock P when I try.
I 2 stock him when i let him win.

Lol.

Adam we're playing today, no johns, hurry up and get here already.

 

[N1c2k3]

It's another Kira imposter! Get him outta here. Psh, you ain't in the Elite 4, kid. Who you jokin?

Knives: You used to be funny, what happened. I loved reading your posts. Go think of some more new material and come back...

I've been making occasional trips out there to visit my cousin, P. I'll let you know next time I'm there...

 

[Jem.]

I will play and wreck you.

 

[Knivez]

It's another Kira imposter! Get him outta here. Psh, you ain't in the Elite 4, kid. Who you jokin?

Knives: You used to be funny, what happened. I loved reading your posts. Go think of some more new material and come back...

I've been making occasional trips out there to visit my cousin, P. I'll let you know next time I'm there...

Sorry Nick, i'm too busy these days to entertain noobs with my amazing ventures. Instead, i pop in now and then to check that no one is getting out of hand. If they are, i publicly **** their **** all over smashboards until they no longer want to sign on. I'm like the unofficial moderator, but with actual power.

to put it simply, i'm not your average TOOL like silent wolf, and nealdt. Those guys suck. Gimpy moved in with JTB so thats an automatic fail. He'd be better off in the streets where he belongs as a 34 year old hippie carrying his camera around and making ****ty youtube videos while wearing sun glasses.

Gimpyfish- What a dumbas$.


and neighborhood P, what are u so proud of? I beat luigi's falco in a set of 5 with my sheik. Let's just say he wasnt happy. Best sheik in riverside county? i think so.

and i'll play u in tourny with my marth. Its good enough to beat your sheik. CAALLM DOWWWN, i'll bring a basketball.

 

[Evilnemesis]

I 4 stock P when I try.
I 2 stock him when i let him win.

^^Confirmed^^
No Johns

 

[NeighborhoodP]

and i'll play u in tourny with my marth. Its good enough to beat your sheik.

You coming Saturday? I'll make sure Kira makes us play. Want to put money on it too?

 

[Silent Wolf]

Tool!??!?!

 

[Shmooguy]

You coming Saturday? I'll make sure Kira makes us play. Want to put money on it too?

What're you gonna do, bribe me? 'Cuz that's pretty much all you got, other than beating enough noobs that you play down to until you reach Knivez.

Btw Chipotle sounds good.

 

[NeighborhoodP]

you'll rig the brackets obv

dont act like they havent been rigged before

 

[Shmooguy]

They haven't...

I moved people around because of things like Haze and Tofu playing each other first round.

I guess you don't really have to believe me, but I've never rigged the bracket to make it easier for myself or anyone else.

EDIT: Definitely not for myself.

 

[Knivez]

sorry to disappoint you P, but im going home for the weekend. It's mother's day after all. (if anyone wants to use this as a setup for Mike Haze, be my guest).

but nah man, seriously my marth is too good. I think you already forgot how many games i beat your sheik with him.you left early cause you were so mad.

no worries, i still love you in a racist sort of way.

 

[NeighborhoodP]

I know your Marth is good; I remember your gay DI and near frame perfect response time. But my Sheik is dramatically better now, and even back then I would've gladly took you up on any money match. No Marth in SoCal scares me. The matchup's too easy.

 

[killer tofu]

I wish i had marth practice.
INKS WHY'D YOU LEAVE ME!

 

[NeighborhoodP]

someone play me tomorrow... probably

 

[EzynJAY]

someone play me tomorrow =)

 

[mikeHAZE]

EzynJay's performance
Winners' bracket
Defeated UltraLuigi
Lost to Ken

Losers' bracket
Lost to Black Mamba

 

[NeighborhoodP]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Black Mamba OH MAN

 

[EzynJAY]

mike hazes Winners' bracket
Bye
Lost to Arash

Losers' bracket
Bye
Lost to Zander805


and btw i have ***** u in tournament twice...and i didnt lose to a 9 year old spamming fmsash marth at my own tournament..get ****ing *****

 

[mikeHAZE]

ni99a eat a ****

 

[mlgc4]

mike use better language.
=]

 

[N1c2k3]

Lmao, owned by MLGC4!! Who are you anyways?

Jay's still fatter though, don't worry. And gayer...

Knives: Thank you. I had my funny bone tickled for the 1st time in a while on the boards just now...

 

[NeighborhoodP]

Hey... Tofu and Atlus are coming over tonight and are gonna play forever. Anyone else is welcome to come; plz money match me too =)

 

[araknophobik]

oh wow thanks for the heads up
i wouldve gone after work
unless your refering to tonight

 

[EzynJAY]

Lmao, owned by MLGC4!! Who are you anyways?

Jay's still fatter though, don't worry. And gayer...

Knives: Thank you. I had my funny bone tickled for the 1st time in a while on the boards just now...

ummmm i dont know what your talking about but im definatly not fatter than mike and i was playing around with him and the only gayer one is u LOL and we can all agree on that one

 

[NeighborhoodP]

wow I am so good at this game

soooooo good

we're still smashing fabian lmao

we're gonna record soon

 

[LuCKy]

wow someone pick me up....i wana play so bad

10 bucks n gas for a ride there lol ill buy you food too

 

[killer tofu]

We are going to get lucky and stuff.
Anybody else wanna come? fabian?

 

[araknophobik]

lol at me playing beer pong at a kickback and then smashing with you guys at 4am when i was sobered up
team friendlies with lucky is too good

 

[NeighborhoodP]

lucky hacks at the game

the only good thing about playing lucky is he makes me want to take the time to figure out how to be frame perfect =/

 

[LuCKy]

yeayuhzz i finally got a compliment from p lol.......i think