Solve the Problem

[Tacel]

You make a scenario with a problem in it and the next persons solves it and makes a new situation with a problem in it AND SO ON.

Your answers don't have to be plausible, make sense, or be serious. Just solve the problem.

I'll start:
You can't find your Super Smash Brothers Brawl disc!!!!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Check the Wii

Your cat has crapped on your bed

 

[Tacel]

Vacuum cleaner!

The cat crap gets stuck in the vacuum.

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

Blow up the vaccum!

Mario turned huge and stomped on your house

 

[Fuelbi]

Give him a poison mushroom and step on HIM >:D

Your brand new copy of HG/SS broke before you could play it

 

[Bwoodboy18]

Click Edit Undo

Your stuck on the worlds tallest roller coaster at the tippy top and it will blow up in 3 seconds.

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

Summon Chuck Norris to help you

You are in a pit full of snakes

 

[StealthyGunnar]

With my mind, convince them to be my minions that will forever obey me.

You keep getting killed by noobtubers and campers in MW2, and they keep spawn killing you, as well.

 

[Bwoodboy18]

HACK! HACK! HAAAAAAACK!!!!!

You are strapped to a chair surrounded by dynamite.

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

Blow out the dynamite.

You are Captain Olimar but all of your pikmin betray you and start attacking you.

 

[StealthyGunnar]

teleport away.

Chuck Norris has made it his goal to kill you. He has found you and has challenged you to a round house kicking contest. The one who can't round house kick the best, gets round house kicked in the balls and then in the face.

 

[Fuelbi]

Hax your way to victory

You are forced to attend a Hannah Montana concert with your sister (the ultimate torture)

 

[Bwoodboy18]

Suicide nuff said.

Your plane just lost its wings and hurdles towards a town

 

[Tacel]

Buy her a backstage pass and scadaddle!
EDIT: Ninja'd.
Start a big fire. Maybe the hot air will force us to stay it the air long enough for us to pass the town and we can parachute when we are above the town.

You're stuck in a ring of fire with only a paperclip and a pen.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Ejector's Seat!

Zombie Invasion, self explanitory
edit: Use the ink to put out the flames....I think

 

[Fuelbi]

Call McGuyver to come bail you out with an extraordinary invention

Call the guys from CoD to come and help you against the waves of zombies to come

Family Guy has suddenly lost all its humor

 

[Bwoodboy18]

Watch the Simpsons

2012 is about to happen

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

Laugh at Family Guy because South Park is better



Move to another planet.

Pikachu died.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Celebrate Christmas anyway

Alien invasion, again exactly what it says on the tin
edit:Funerals

 

[StealthyGunnar]

Befriend them and learn the secret to eternal life?

You can't solve any problems.

 

[Bwoodboy18]

'splode

Your about to be sat on by a 300 ft monster.

 

[Tacel]

Get all the Disneymader bands to play on loud speakers to repel the aliens while we listen to good music on our headphones.
EDIT: Ninja'd.
Shapeshift into a knife.

It's Spring Break and radioactive chemicals have created a creature that eats people. Did I mention it has a mouth full of hotdogs?

 

[StealthyGunnar]

Eat the monster.

You are stuck in a tight box and can barely breath. You can't teleport, 'splode, summon Chuck Norris, or anything. You are stuck in the box forever.

 

[Bwoodboy18]

*Does not exist*

Alkaida is at your doorstep.

 

[StinkomanFan]

AM has finally exacted his revenge. I have no mouth and I must scream.

You're bored and in a desert

edit: THAT WAS A DEAD ON REFERANCE I WILL NEVER HAVE A CHANCE LIKE THAT AGAIN!
Lock the door

 

[Fuelbi]

Hold your breath and kill yourself.

Die from thirst

Freddy Kreuger comes into your dreams

 

[Bwoodboy18]

You dream up Jesus to save you

You fall asleep......and can't wake up........no matter what you do.

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

In the dream,turn into Kirby,inhale him then copy his powers
EDIT: NINJA'D

Dream about waking up.

Everyone in the world hates you.

 

[Tacel]

Falcon Punch him turning him into a biscuit.
EDIT: Ninja'd.
Build a secret evil lair in Antarctica and plot revenge.

You're in your worst nightmare, but it's real.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Cry, cry harder then Tommy Hidi ever would have

You're being torchure for endless years by a sadistic computer

 

[Tacel]

Ask computer what 8 / 0 equals other than, "error." While it's thinking, unplug the computer.

You have H1N1.

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

Go to the hospital.

Weegee is staring at you.

 

[UberMario]

Head for the hills.

A rich pretty girl comes up to you and asks you out, but she has an obnoxious personality that you absolutely cannot stand.

 

[Bwoodboy18]

Falcon PAWNCH her in the face

You have AIDS.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Try to kill it with RADiATiON

You now have cancer

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

Quickly find the cure for cancer

You stepped in dog crap

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

burn your shoe

you ran over said dog and owner comes out with gun threatening to kill you

 

[Tacel]

Politely comment on his nice t-shirt. While he is destractred... VUlCAN NERVE NERVE PiNCH!!!

The dog comes back to life the next day and wants you skull mounted on his doghouse wall.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You've got a car and he's on his feet, do you think he can outrun you?

Spoiler

no

You can't move your legs
Edit: Lawnmover's aren't just for mowing down lawns, you know.

 

[Tacel]

Fire a pistol. Somebody eventually comes. It happens in movies (ex. The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms)

You've been charged for murder and you're innocent.