Social Social Thread 4.1™-Rockets, Spiders, Drums, Arms, Wings, Lightning, Marsupials and OP form a circle

[Substitution]

Still, they did have a point. How come we haven't banned everyone yet? They're all too broken.

 

[SneakyLink]

I panicked over a Club Nintendo e-mail. I thought someone hacked my account.
Turns out my soundtrack is shipping.

 

[Saikyoshi]

It was a troll post.
If you had at least skipped to the bottom you would have realized that.
He wasn't serious.
It was a joke.

Like I said, even if the OP was a troll, there are genuine supporters like @MonK4 (who has been, in the past, vocally against character diversity) who I just... I can't believe them.

 

[Blargg888]

Would you read a wall of text that began with something to the effect of, "we shouldn't allow schools to add books published after 2001 to the library, that's too much for kids to learn"?

No. Because it's incredibly stupid.


Satire does not exist. Even if the OP didn't mean it, there is a large drove of supporters who genuinely believe it, for that is the nature of the human race.

First of all, yes, I would read that, because it's so crazy that it has to be read to be believed
Second of all, that's really stupid.
Satire DOES exist. You literally CAN'T deny that.
To try to deny it is just stupid.

 

[Cazdon]

I thought I finally had a chance to relax, then someone goes and makes me angry all over again.


I didn't need to beyond "ban all newcomers".

The very idea is just so ludicrous. If you can't handle a large number of situations and adapt on the fly to surprises or new elements, you have no business playing fighting games.

NO WONDER the long-stale snoozefest known as the Melee metagame is still somehow kicking...

It's a joke of the satire

Would you read a wall of text that began with something to the effect of, "we shouldn't allow schools to add books published after 2001 to the library, that's too much for kids to learn"?

No. Because it's incredibly stupid.


Satire does not exist. Even if the OP didn't mean it, there is a large drove of supporters who genuinely believe it, for that is the nature of the human race.

http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

He's making a imitation of Johnathan Swift's Modest Proposal, it's in the title. He means to take the arguments for banning customs at EVO and tries to debunk them by using those same argument to suggest banning new characters. It's 100% not legit just meant to disrespect the other arguments.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I didn't need to beyond "ban all newcomers".

Then, you probably missed one of the funniest things about Smash 4 right now.

 

[Kirbyfan391]

Would you read a wall of text that began with something to the effect of, "we shouldn't allow schools to add books published after 2001 to the library, that's too much for kids to learn"?

No. Because it's incredibly stupid.


Satire does not exist. Even if the OP didn't mean it, there is a large drove of supporters who genuinely believe it, for that is the nature of the human race.

Huh...I realized just now you were moreso targeting MonK4's objections rather than the original satirical post. Apologies for the misunderstanding, carry on.

 

[Saikyoshi]

First of all, yes, I would read that, because it's so crazy that it has to be read to be believed
Second of all, that's really stupid.
Satire DOES exist. You literally CAN'T deny that.
To try to deny it is just stupid.

Rule #1 of humanity: "some ****face actually believes it. No exceptions."

It's a joke of the satire


http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

He's making a imitation of Johnathan Swift's Modest Proposal, it's in the title. He means to take the arguments for banning customs at EVO and tries to debunk them by using those same argument to suggest banning new characters. It's 100% not legit just meant to disrespect the other arguments.

A Modest Proposal nearly backfired horrendously as well. People actually were considering following it, remember.

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Still, they did have a point. How come we haven't banned everyone yet? They're all too broken.

I say we ban Smash altogether

Would you read a wall of text that began with something to the effect of, "we shouldn't allow schools to add books published after 2001 to the library, that's too much for kids to learn"?

No. Because it's incredibly stupid.


Satire does not exist. Even if the OP didn't mean it, there is a large drove of supporters who genuinely believe it, for that is the nature of the human race.

Satire does exist, just because there is a number of supporters who actually want newcomers banned doesn't make that post any less of a joke
>_>

 

[Substitution]

I say we ban Smash altogether

Why stop there? Let's ban Nintendo.

 

[Cazdon]

A Modest Proposal nearly backfired horrendously as well. People actually were considering following it, remember.

Oh yeah, you're right about that... I still think it is clever and I 100% doubt that anyone is actually going to ban characters. (At least not anyone sane.)

Making good points, sir!

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Why stop there? Let's ban Nintendo.

I say we ban everything, humanity should be kept in simulated reality created by sentient machines.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Matrix

 

[Coricus]

Gee, thanks Diddy Kong. Now it's getting all intense up in here.

We need a happier topic than the inherent stupidity of the human race.
Like rainbows and sunshine and how I jumped the gun/shark and made a Smash 5 Roster already.

(wild card), (new character), (new character), (gen 8 Pokemon), (whatever Mario character gets me yelled at the least),
Isaac, Choir Boys and/or (new R H/P character), Dixie Kong, Pauline, Simon Belmont, ,.

 

[Cazdon]

I like this shirt at times like this. Even with .


In the words of "Come on! Step it up!"

 

[Kirbyfan391]

I say we ban everything, humanity should be kept in simulated reality created by sentient machines.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Matrix

But if we ban everything, then wouldn't said machines also be banned?

 

[FalKoopa]

http://smashboards.com/threads/a-mo...d-not-be-allowed-at-evo.392853/#post-18657221
I am personally offended by this flagrant, toxic abuse of moderator power to oppress differing viewpoints. Red Ryu is obviously pushing his agenda in spite of all the evidence that Thinkaman brought to the table of the Smash community. If this gets enough upopinions to spread the word, @Red Ryu will be removed from his unjustly privileged status as a moderator so he can no longer suppress real dissent from the 3x5 index card of pre-approved opinion like the neo-Stalin he is. thank you for your contribution

That thread is an excellent piece of satire. I was almost crying tears of joy.

 

[Substitution]

I say we ban everything, humanity should be kept in simulated reality created by sentient machines.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Matrix

Don't act like I can't see the sheep. I know what you're planning...

Though it is a bit on the small side.

 

[Cazdon]

But if we ban everything, then wouldn't said machines also be banned?

We should ban banning. New ban meta b****.

 

[SuperCoffeeBros]

Who is going to win evo?

 

[Kirbyfan391]

We should ban banning. New ban meta b****.

What if we banned paradoxes and then banned banning?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Who is going to win evo?

You expect us to talk about Smash Bros. in this thread?

 

[SuperCoffeeBros]

You expect us to talk about Smash Bros. in this thread?

No, I just thought I would post a little off topic.

 

[Luggy]

'Sup people.
Still writing my stuff. I progressed the transcript of the trial a bit. Of course, I'll need to change some dialogues in it, but so far, the characters are themselves.

Anyway, who wants to battle on 3DS with custom moves ? I'm up for some.

 

[Substitution]

Who is going to win evo?

Obviously it's going to be CPU #3. I've trusted him since the very beginning.

 

[---]

Pretty sure that this isn't the first time someone in a Competitive Board has made a joke thread making the same proposal.

You guys gotta chill out.

 

[Cazdon]

Obviously it's going to be CPU #3. I've trusted him since the very beginning.

I was thinking Snarf the Luigi.

 

[FalKoopa]

No, I just thought I would post a little off topic.

Unless there is some actual Smash announcement or event, actual Smash discussions are rare.

Also, there is no such thing as off-topic here. Any and every topic is allowed (within the site rules, of course.)

 

[Substitution]

I was thinking Snarf the Luigi.

I don't know, I just can't seem to get behind him. Mostly because of the "incident".

 

[Kirbyfan391]

Who is going to win evo?

FalcoMaster3000

 

[Kikkipoptart12]

I won't be watching EVO tournament Because melee is there.
But in all seriousness I don't know who is going to win and I don't care. I think none of my main will be there for I can learn new moves to up my game.

 

[Cazdon]

I don't know, I just can't seem to get behind him. Mostly because of the "incident".

Fair point.

Snarf just too sexy for me.

 

[Bowserlick]

If you have a username in 4-player Smash for glory, always put Win before the name if you are victorious in the previous match and then watch the other three players bum rush you.

Very fun.

 

[Coricus]

Hey, how do I insert images from the internet? Again, I'm new to magical forum powers.

 

[Luggy]

Anyone wants to battle on 3DS ? Please ?
I'm bored and want to have fun with custom moves.

 

[Substitution]

Hey, how do I insert images from the internet? Again, I'm new to magical forum powers.

It's easy really. Copy the picture you want to use, then paste in the post-making box.

 

[FalKoopa]

Hey, how do I insert images from the internet? Again, I'm new to magical forum powers.

- Right-click an image.
- Click 'Copy Image'.
- Paste wherever you want.

If you have the image's link, enclose it within [img] [/img] tags.

 

[Coricus]

Yaaaaaaaay. Now I can be just as crazy as the rest of you!
Or would, if I had any communication skills.

*EDIT* May have to ask more about url image linking so everything I post isn't puny, tho.
*DOUBLE EDIT* Or maybe I just found a bad example.

 

[Luggy]

Meanwhile, with Project M.

Okay, really nobody wants to play on 3DS ? That's sad.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Hey, how do I insert images from the internet? Again, I'm new to magical forum powers.

Put the of the pic in the image icon besides the smilie one.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Yaaaaaaaay. Now I can be just as crazy as the rest of you!
Or would, if I had any communication skills.

*EDIT* May have to ask more about url image linking so everything I post isn't puny, tho.

Picture's too small - 0/10

For everyone without microscopic vision, here's the full-sized comic.