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[Radical Bones]

I got an infraction once because Smashboards was deserted and I was replying to threads to the point where I almost had the whole first page with my username in the Last Message column.

Also, I was drunk. Not that there's an infraction for drunk posting.

Some people here seem drunk all the time...

 

[Opossum]

Fun Fact: In the days of old, there used to be a General Stupidity Infraction.


Wish it were still here.

 

[Bedoop]

Well you don't have to post just anything when you're bored.

Yes I do.
It's just how Bedoop works.
Do you Bedoop?

I think that's the biggest misconception here.

I'm not Misconcepting anything. :b

You could do something more productive instead.

Such as...?

And bringing public attention to it is not going to change my..."strictness" one bit. Fair warning.

I bring public attention to anything I feel like.
I have free will.

 

[Space Stranger]

I got an infraction once because Smashboards was deserted and I was replying to threads to the point where I almost had the whole first page with my username in the Last Message column.

Also, I was drunk. Not that there's an infraction for drunk posting.

Some people here seem drunk all the time...

Using alcohol/drugs to act stupid is for amateurs. It has become a habit for me to act stupid relentlessly.

 

[Radical Bones]

Fun Fact: In the days of old, there used to be a General Stupidity Infraction.


Wish it were still here.

I would be gunning so hard to be a mod if that still existed. I'd be the hero Smashboards deserves. But not the one it needs.

 

[Substitution]

It's automatically generated based on the type of infraction you input.

Thus continuing my theory that mods are secretly a database on intelligent robotic life trying to possess our human bodies much like The Matrix.

 

[Bedoop]

I would be gunning so hard to be a mod if that still existed. I'd be the hero Smashboards deserves. But not the one it needs.

You'd probably be gunning to be a mod just to avoid infractions

 

[Opossum]

Yes I do.
It's just how Bedoop works.
Do you Bedoop?

I'm not Misconcepting anything. :b

Such as...?

I bring public attention to anything I feel like.
I have free will.

I mean, if you have nothing better to do than post "oh golly gee, look at these infractions I have!" every other day, then there are two things I'd suggest doing. One is to stop getting infractions. And the other is, well, taking a break. There's more to life than forum posting. Join a club, read a book, fix a wristwatch, spend time with family...there's lots of alternatives.

All of those are much better ways of spending time than saying, "I have lots of infractions. Look at me!" You're fifteen. You've got lots to do in life. What better way than by getting a head start?


And the misconception, once again, is that you need to post every five seconds. You don't.

 

[JayTheUnseen]

I used to want to be a mod. Not so much anymore.
I don't think I would enjoy it very much. Or do a good job of it.

 

[Deleted member]

It's automatically generated based on the type of infraction you input.

Though you can change the conversation title to be whatever, but that takes more work, and as such I don't do it as often as IsmaR does.

Oh, so the system is like other forum sites, I see.

 

[TylerBlackRunIt]

Well you don't have to post just anything when you're bored. I think that's the biggest misconception here. You could do something more productive instead.



And bringing public attention to it is not going to change my..."strictness" one bit. Fair warning.

You're the real M.V.P

 

[Bedoop]

You don't.

Yes I do.
Because the ride never ends.

Not like my Family cares about me all that much anyway

 

[Frostwraith]

This thread lacks me as a mod. Things used to be so much better...

 

[Mythra]

If someday (I hope never) I get an Infraction, I hope IsmaR does it by writing the PM in spanish

 

[Radical Bones]

You'd probably be gunning to be a mod just to avoid infractions

I'd so infract you if I was a mod right now.

DAMN MY NORMALITY!

DAMN IT TO HELL!

 

[Substitution]

In other news...

Surely the one true pairing.

 

[Morbi]

I mean, if you have nothing better to do than post "oh golly gee, look at these infractions I have!" every other day, then there are two things I'd suggest doing. One is to stop getting infractions. And the other is, well, taking a break. There's more to life than forum posting. Join a club, read a book, fix a wristwatch, spend time with family...there's lots of alternatives.

All of those are much better ways of spending time than saying, "I have lots of infractions. Look at me!" You're fifteen. You've got lots to do in life. What better way than by getting a head start?


And the misconception, once again, is that you need to post every five seconds. You don't.

Fix a wristwatch? That seems somewhat out of place. Do they even make wristwatches anymore? In an era where we have more accurate and convenient clocks in our phones, the only reason to wear a wristwatch would be to demonstrate that you are classy.

 

[Illuminati]

Thus continuing my theory that mods are secretly a database on intelligent robotic life trying to possess our human bodies much like The Matrix.

We believe you have more to fear than just that.

 

[Deleted member]

Being infracted is not an accomplishment. Why post about it?

 

[Substitution]

We believe you have more to fear than just that.

Oh don't worry, I'm fully aware of the sniper outside my window.

Being infracted is not an accomplishment. Why post about it?

Because:
A. Something battle scars.
B. Something something rebels.
C. "muds R evilz".

 

[Soul.]

This thread lacks me as a mod. Things used to be so much better...

I miss those days lol. Late 2014, right? Not sure.

 

[Morbi]

Being infracted is not an accomplishment. Why post about it?

Why post about anything? It all goes back to the fundamentals you learned in elementary school. One writes: to entertain, to inform, or to persuade.

This falls under the entertainment category. I believe this started as a joke but everyone took the core element of the post and ignored the joke itself to give themselves the moral high-ground for whatever reason.

 

[Frostwraith]

Things used to be so much better around here when I was a mod, indeed...

I miss those days lol. Late 2014, right? Not sure.

Yeah, I resigned from moderation in December of the last year.

And that's enough Smashboards for today. I'm off. See ya.

 

[(Buddha)]

I think im Opossom's new best friend

 

[Deleted member]

Yes I do.
Because the ride never ends.

Not like my Family cares about me all that much anyway

I'm not sure if you post them for "comedic" purposes. Don't think they are, though.

 

[Coricus]

Thanks for the help, guys. I know I'll never get into the Back Room, but I figured I would answer the questions to the best of my insanity, anyway.
Just in case.

The fluff on King Dedede's Amiibo is almost sparkly. I approve.

 

[Digital Hazard]

I have no idea what's going on

 

[Morbi]

I have no idea what's going on

Nothing is really going on. I mean, we are all just sitting or standing or lying by our computer monitors, typing away. Type, type, type. You did not miss anything important. I suppose we are discussing the merits of bragging about infractions, very important high-level subject matter if I do say so myself.

 

[Deleted member]

I have no idea what's going on

Me neither. Maybe it's Infracussion (short form of 'infraction discussion').

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

I used to want to be a mod. Not so much anymore.
I don't think I would enjoy it very much. Or do a good job of it.

I don't see the glamor of being a mod
You have to go around reminding immature peeps to stop being immature peeps, pretend people actually look at the rules, hold back from infracting every stupid post you see, and you get seen as a fun hating person for just reminding peeps of rules you didn't make
Only positive is the red name

 

[aethermaster]

These thread titles are getting so lame go for something cooler like:

for anybody asking yes I've been watching a lot of Shofu streams lately

 

[Morbi]

I don't see the glamor of being a mod
You have to go around reminding immature peeps to stop being immature peeps, pretend people actually look at the rules, hold back from infracting every stupid thing and you get see as a fun hating person for just reminding peeps of rules you didn't make
Only positive is the red name

To be fair, if moderators did not want to be moderators, they would not be moderators. Apparently, those types of people get a kick out it. Kind of like prison guards, I mean, who wants to be a prison guard?

 

[(Buddha)]

Fun Fact: In the days of old, there used to be a General Stupidity Infraction.


Wish it were still here.

Those would be the only ones id get...

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Nothing is really going on. I mean, we are all just sitting or standing or lying by our computer monitors, typing away. Type, type, type. You did not miss anything important. I suppose we are discussing the merits of bragging about infractions, very important high-level subject matter if I do say so myself.

God forbid someone uses mobile Smashboards

 

[Deleted member]

God forbid someone uses mobile Smashboards

Funny, I'm using mobile Smashboards at the moment.

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

To be fair, if moderators did not want to be moderators, they would not be moderators. Apparently, those types of people get a kick out it. Kind of like prison guards, I mean, who wants to be a prison guard?

Somewhere out there little Johnny Johnson is dreaming to be a prison guard
Good job Morbid

Funny, I'm using mobile Smashboards at the moment.

Same

 

[Soul.]

We're talking about mods? How do you become one again?

 

[Substitution]

We're talking about mods? How do you become one again?

Well a virgin sacrifice for starters...

 

[Mythra]

Inb4 one user says he/she wants to be a mod and thus kills his/her hopes of being one

 

[Digital Hazard]

Inb4 one user says he/she wants to be a mod and thus kills his/her hopes of being one

What if I don't want to be one?