Social Social Thread 4.1™-Rockets, Spiders, Drums, Arms, Wings, Lightning, Marsupials and OP form a circle

[Radical Bones]

xSoul is now Ex-Soul.

A true victory for the grammar enthusiasts.

 

[Mythra]

I like how the bonus Track: Sagan on the new Nightwish single makes Élan sound like garbage

 

[Deleted member]

So does that mean everyone that goes on there on this thread is a scrub now?

You ****ing clean your mouth young man

Nope, the Smashboards user that goes into the shadow realm that is FG turns into a SJW.
Not really.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

1. -Assassin

Good.

 

[Morbi]

Because I'm bored, I decided to categorize all Smash characters ('cept alts) as if they were Servants in the Fate/stay night standards. For those who don't know, the Servants system in the Fate series consists on the summon of legendary heroes to fight in a war for the wish granting Holy Grail, under the obedience of a Master. The Servants all belong to a different class, each class gives them a different ability, for example the Berserker class gets Mad Enchancement, which at cost of sanity gives them unbelievable strength. Each one also gets their own weapons based on their legends, called Noble Phantasms.

There are many classes, but the seven standard ones, which are the ones used, are the following:

• Saber: The best class, they usually have high stats and tend to specialize in swords and close combat weapons.
• Lancer: Fast and agile, specializes in melee combat with long ranged weapons.
• Archer: Prefers projectiles, not limited to a bow. Also good in close combat but not as much as others.
• Rider: Tends to mount on powerful vehicles and are able to tame even Divene Beasts.
  
• Caster: Relies on magic, often considered the weakest class.
  
• Assassin: Relies on stealth, specialized in finding and killing masters.
  
• Berserker: The strongest class, trades sanity for great strength.

That said, here are how I mostly think each character in Smash should be classified:

1. -Rider
2. -Lancer
3. -Caster
4. -Berserker
5. -Caster
   
6. -Caster
7. -Lancer
8. -Archer
9. -Berserker
10. -Berserker
11. -Archer
12. -Saber
13. -Caster
14. -Assassin
15. -Caster
16. -Caster
17. -Rider
18. -Archer
19. -Assassin
20. -Rider
21. -Saber
22. -Rider
23. -Lancer
24. -Archer
25. -Rider
26. -Berserker
27. -Caster
28. -Archer
29. -Caster
30. -Rider
31. -Lancer
32. -Archer
33. -Berserker
34. -Berserker
35. -Assassin
    
36. -Rider
37. -Caster
38. -Caster
39. -Rider
    
40. -Saber
41. -Saber
42. -Saber
43. -Caster
44. -Saber
45. -Lancer
46. -Archer
47. -Caster
48. -Assassin
49. -Archer
50. -Berserker
51. -Assassin
52. -Berserker
53. -Rider
54. -Berserker
55. -Saber
56. -Berserker
57. -Archer
58. -Saber
59. -Assassin
60. -Rider
61. -Rider
62. -Rider

Now, I'm not sure if those are 100% accurate on how they would be summonned, bet here's when the system enters again: A single spirit if in his life had enough qualifications, can also be summoned in a different class. For example, the most famous Servant, King Arthur, was summoned as a member of a Saber class, but because of the experiences she had in her life, she could also be summoned as a Lancer, Rider or Berserker.

I'm planning on entering more into detail for each one of them, making Servant stats for all of them.

*Huff* That was a long post... which I'm actually sure most of you will not read but I needed to get it out anyway.

If it makes you feel any better, I did read it. That being said, I did not really understand it.

 

[Luggy]

Sadness. I feel all scared and alone all of a sudden.

Then calm down first. It's probably due to stress.
And hey, at least we're here technically. Not physically, but mentally. So calm down and cheer up. Maybe you have a reason to have a little breakdown like that ?

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Nope, the Smashboards user that goes into the shadow realm that is FG turns into a SJW.
Not really.

That explains everything

Oh cool my college opens late tomorrow

 

[Deleted member]

That explains everything

Oh cool my college opens late tomorrow

Then, the user will get to ditch this site and get redirected to the dark world that is Tumblr. The end.

 

[Mythra]

I had to KO it during space battle because I wanted to SR for both Rayquaza and Deoxys, which would be impossible if I did it all in one go. Cosmic Power isn't too bad because it allows me to not OHKO Deoxys. Recover can get annoying though.

The Shiny Event Mega Metagross is your best friend here.
I used it to hit hard with Hold Back and to eat the Psycho Boosts and Hyper Beams

 

[Saikyoshi]

Then calm down first. It's probably due to stress.
And hey, at least we're here technically. Not physically, but mentally. So calm down and cheer up. Maybe you have a reason to have a little breakdown like that ?

I don't know what got me going. It's always something little that tips me over the edge... I just get a little nudge off the top step and I just go tumbling down to the basement.

 

[EmceeEspio]

Then, the user will get to ditch this site and get redirected to the dark world that is Tumblr. The end.

Tumblr. The end.

Don't bring that trash here.
-JonTron, 2014

[Warning: satire is satire]

 

[Luggy]

I don't know what got me going. It's always something little that tips me over the edge... I just get a little nudge off the top step and I just go tumbling down to the basement.

You just had a mental breakdown then. Just calm down and it will be alright.
You should maybe try to find a psychologist about those problems. Maybe people told you that a lot, but I really think you need to seek for some help. Constant depression ain't good for the body and soul.

 

[Morbi]

You just had a mental breakdown then. Just calm down and it will be alright.
You should maybe try to find a psychologist about those problems. Maybe people told you that a lot, but I really think you need to seek for some help. Constant depression ain't good for the body and soul.

Clinically speaking, what does depression do to the soul? Just curious.

 

[Mythra]

C'mon GTS scrubs; trade my Piplup for a Gallade, so I can trade the Gallade for a Moltres

 

[Radical Bones]

Uh-oh, I just found glitch number two in Majora's Mask 3D.

Speak to the Gorman Bros. at their racetrack wearing the Troupe Leader's Mask. Some dialogue will happen, then take it off and speak to the brother nearest to the little shed. The text will read ERROR**** and quickly fade away. Then you won't be able to talk to him unless you wear the mask.

Weird.

 

[elusiveTranscendent]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also it gets weirdly iffy at the end, as to be expected with all those strange japanese amvs

viewers BEWARE

just

WHAT

 

[Morbi]

C'mon GTS scrubs; trade my Piplup for a Gallade, so I can trade the Gallade for a Moltres

If I were you, I would wish for the GTS scrubs to trade my Piplup for a Moltres.

 

[JayTheUnseen]

Uh-oh, I just found glitch number two in Majora's Mask 3D.

Speak to the Gorman Bros. at their racetrack wearing the Troupe Leader's Mask. Some dialogue will happen, then take it off and speak to the brother nearest to the little shed. The text will read ERROR**** and quickly fade away. Then you won't be able to talk to him unless you wear the mask.

Weird.

I AM ERROR.

Sorry.

 

[Luggy]

Clinically speaking, what does depression do to the soul? Just curious.

Drives you crazy ? Makes you weaker overall ? Creates mental breakdowns like this ?
It does a lot to the mind, and so the soul.

 

[Deleted member]

Don't bring that trash here.
-JonTron, 2014

[Warning: satire is satire]

B-but Tumblr is owned by Yahoo!! It must mean something!

 

[Saikyoshi]

You just had a mental breakdown then. Just calm down and it will be alright.
You should maybe try to find a psychologist about those problems. Maybe people told you that a lot, but I really think you need to seek for some help. Constant depression ain't good for the body and soul.

I know that all too well... It feels like my body and soul have been torn apart. I'm always achy, I can't focus, I'm still suffering feelings of worthlessness and suicidal thoughts... I had to stop wearing belts because yesterday, I spent an entire class thinking about how easy and quick it would be to choke myself with it right then and there.
I really should see a therapist, but I don't know how I can! There's just too little opportunity...

 

[Morbi]

Drives you crazy ? Makes you weaker overall ? Creates mental breakdowns like this ?
It does a lot to the mind, and so the soul.

I apologize, I forgot about some fundamental understanding that should be commonsense. The mind is the soul, got it. Thanks.

 

[Mythra]

If I were you, I would wish for the GTS scrubs to trade my Piplup for a Moltres.

After thinking it for a second...
Yeah Wynaut?

#YOLOTRADES

 

[Saikyoshi]

I apologize, I forgot about some fundamental understanding that should be commonsense. The mind is the soul, got it. Thanks.

Not. Helping.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I just got the worse news ever.....

 

[This Guy!]

B-but Tumblr is owned by Yahoo!! It must mean something!

Man, that would explain just about everything aboit Tumblr if that were true.

 

[Luggy]

I know that all too well... It feels like my body and soul have been torn apart. I'm always achy, I can't focus, I'm still suffering feelings of worthlessness and suicidal thoughts... I had to stop wearing belts because yesterday, I spent an entire class thinking about how easy and quick it would be to choke myself with it right then and there.
I really should see a therapist, but I don't know how I can! There's just too little opportunity...

Take the opportunity when you can. Seriously, it's hurting you too much. And I hate seeing people like this since I can't do anything for them. The only thing I can do is talking and writing.
Hang in there buddy, stay calm and keep trying to seek for help.

 

[SneakyLink]

Hi, I'm 100% sane!

 

[Mythra]

Is this the unhappy Thread?

 

[JayTheUnseen]

I know that all too well... It feels like my body and soul have been torn apart. I'm always achy, I can't focus, I'm still suffering feelings of worthlessness and suicidal thoughts... I had to stop wearing belts because yesterday, I spent an entire class thinking about how easy and quick it would be to choke myself with it right then and there.
I really should see a therapist, but I don't know how I can! There's just too little opportunity...

I know how one can start feeling worn out by having to tolerate the same trash everyday...but my mindset is this, if it helps:

I'm gonna put up with this thrash because it's trash, just to show it I'm better than it is.

 

[Saikyoshi]

Is this the unhappy Thread?

With @ Morbi 's implied attack on someone who's made themselves vulnerable, it now officially is.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Is this the unhappy Thread?

I'm better off telling you all because I wont be trolled...

I was told my friend died today from another friend

I'll take this somewhere else

 

[EmceeEspio]

Hi, I'm 100% sane!

Welcome to the underworld, you have no hope left of sanity.

Enjoy the ride

 

[Soul.]

I..... I'll stay away from this thread for the meantime.

 

[Mythra]

I'm better off telling you all because I wont be trolled...

I was told my friend died today from another friend

Whoa, that's sad to hear, Im really sorry for your loss

 

[SneakyLink]

I now feel like I've been shamshoozled into coming here.

 

[EmceeEspio]

I..... I'll stay away from this thread for the meantime.

Yeah...

You and me both, buddy...

 

[Soul.]

Yeah...

You and me both, buddy...

Yeah, this is just too depressing. I should lighten up the mood.

 

[JayTheUnseen]

This isn't very encouraging for people who come here asking for some help...:L

 

[Morbi]

With @ Morbi 's implied attack on someone who's made themselves vulnerable, it now officially is.

Implied attack? I only demonstrated that I did not understand the concept of a "soul" and joked around with someone who used the term in a medical context.