Snake is so heavy because...

[UltimaXtreme]

He's carrying:

1) a rocket launcher
2) a mortar launcher
3) a BAZOOKA
4) LAZERS ON KNEE



discuss

 

[Sandoggg]

qft
10 chars

 

[Circus]

I'm so disappointed.

I was completely expecting your post to say "...of all that junk in his trunk!"

Golden comedic opportunity there — gone.

 

[Jeff Highwind]

Circus pretty much slayed this thread.

I cant even retort with a "WE KNOW" because that post was massive win.

 

[UltimaXtreme]

I'm so disappointed.

I was completely expecting your post to say "...of all that junk in his trunk!"

Golden comedic opportunity there — gone.

1) u edit ur post
2) i edit mine
3) ???
4) profit

 

[superman969]

I'm so disappointed.

I was completely expecting your post to say "...of all that junk in his trunk!"

Golden comedic opportunity there — gone.

I lold so hard, and I'm in class, and my teacher almost just pwnd me for it