Snake Codec Conversations

[TheMagicalKuja]

Whoa! Internet glitch!

How about we have a single topic for putting any and all codec conversations Snake has about the other characters (that we make up anyway)? Will post my own momentarily.

 

[Chepe]

Thats a good idea. Perhaps we can speculate as to how to unlock them and whatnot. I personally believe that simply using a character on Shadow Moses Island will unlock their codec...

 

[SonicMario]

I'm hoping he says something funny for Sonic. At 1st I thought this thread was going to be a clone of that thread where people make up Codec Conversations.

 

[Dragonbreath]

*INCOMING TRANSMISSION*

Snake: Otacon! What is that thing?!

Otacon: That's a hedgehog, Snake.

Snake: . . .Hedgehog?

O: That's right, a Hedgehog. Erinaceus europaeus, to be technical.

S: That thing's bright blue! It's four feet tall, it runs on its hind legs and it called me a *BLEEEP!!*

O: I think he calls everyone that.

S: You know it?!

O: Everyone knows Sonic.

S: Sonic? It has a name, too? . . .So what is it? Some kind of hybrid genome clone thing?

O: No, Snake. It's a Hedgehog.

S: But it's. . .It's. . .Ah, forget it.

--Edit--
Wait, we're not supposed to be making up Codec stuff? Okay, I'm confused now.

 

[SonicMario]

I do think this thread was made a LITTLE BIT early though... we won't know any of them until Feb. 10th. The only ones you can cover is Mario, Yoshi, and Kirby's ones. And then wait for months to see them all. I guess pre-making before someone makes it at that tiem is better then late

 

[the_Capt_Falcon_Master]

they also had the wario, and samus ones up there on the site

 

[Reno>]

I want to here what snake would say about Ganondorf or Capt. Falcon.

something epic is called for

 

[TheMagicalKuja]

I'm hoping he says something funny for Sonic. At 1st I thought this thread was going to be a clone of that thread where people make up Codec Conversations.

If that's the case, then it IS, but I didn't see that topic in here, so I made it.

If that topic's still around,

a) point me to it
b) tell the mods to move it in here please.

 

[Spartan64]

S: otacon, whats that pink puffball?

O: thats kirby, hero of dreamland.

S: dreamland?

O: yes snake, dreamland. watch out for his suck move, he gains some of your abilities and physical features.

S: I sure dont want to see him with my features.

 

[GoldenIke]

*Incoming Transmistion*
Press Start

Snake: Otacon, is that... a penguin!?

Otacon: Unfortunatly, yes snake. He is kirby's arch-rival. He appeared in many of the games.

Snake: So, how powerful is he

Otacon: Well watch out for his hammer, inside its mechanical and packs a punch. Also, he throws Woodle-dees and other stuff at people, they can pack a punch.

Snake: mmm... Penguin on a stick

Otacon: We're you even listening Snake?

Snake: Uhhh sure gonna go eat now
"starts a fire"

*end Transmission*

 

[Dragonbreath]

Snake: Mei Lin! What's going on here?!

Meilin: Well, this is Smash Bros., so you're probably fighting.

S: No, I knew that! I want to know how that princess got here!

M: Oh, Princess Peach? Umm. . .

S: Princess. . .A hostage, right?

M: That's not exactly. . .

S: Okay, I can handle this. I'll just grab her real quick and. . .(LOUD NOISES)

S: Wha. . .Mei Lin!

M: Yeah?

S: Why did that hostage try to kill me with a turnip?!

M: She's not a hostage.

S: She's not?

M: No, Snake. She's your opponent.

S: . . .There's something really fishy about this world. . .

 

[platnum]

CF:show me your moves
s:OK *falcon punch*
s:GAAAHHH
CF:yes
S:not so fast snake pwnch
CF:FAAALLCOON PWNCH
*UNIVERSE EXPLODES*

 

[FoxMaster77]

Colonel: Snake, you know who that is?
Snake: Of course I do. Its Bowser, Mario's arch nemesis.
Colonel: Bowser attacks by breathing fire, using his claws, and spinning in this shell.
Snake: Sounds dangerous.
Colonel: He is. He may be slow, but he's powerful. Use his slowness against him.
Snake: Got it.

Snake: Who is this small guy with the mask and the sword?
Colonel: Thats Meta Knight. Meta Knight is the same species as Kirby and is Kirby's rival.
Snake: Same species as Kirby? Doesnt look like it.
Colonel: Without the mask he looks exactly like Kirby, but he's blue. He wont swallow you like Kirby will. Meta Knigh fights with a sword. Thats it.
Snake: Phew.
Colonel: He can also fly by turning his cape into wings.
Snake: Is there anything this guy CANT do?

 

[Red&Silver]

s:why is that kid using a turtle to fight for him?
c:thats pokemon trainer he uses 3 diffrent pokemon to do the fighting for him
s:but i thought there were like 200 pokemons why in the world would he use a turtle...?
c:heh dont judge him by his looks a little world of advice beat him quickley you dont want to see the 3rd one trust me
s:uhhh to late he switched to a giant red thing!
c:be careful thats charizard it will burn you up if u dont beat him quickley
s:AHHH ITS BREATHING FIRE!!!

( i suck at these lol)

 

[Gimpyfish62]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

*bowser fsmash*