Smash "Yo-momma" Jokes

[DippnDots]

So my friends and I decided to start making your mom jokes about a friend of ours who was not present to defend himself (or his mother).

Here's a few of our favorites.

"Yo momma so fat she turns every stage into Flat Zone"

"Yo momma so fat that when she gets caught in a black hole glitch the gamecube explodes"

"Yo momma so fat that Poke Floats, no longer floats"

"Yo momma so fat, Captain Falcon didn't wanna see her moves."

"yo momma is such a hoe she thought super smash bros was an online dating service"

"yo momma is so fat she thought bob omb is the noise you make at the buffet
bob omb omb omb omb omb!"

"Yo momma so fat when she wave dashed, it caused a tsunami"

"Yo momma's so fat that when she heard she was fighting link, she expected a sausage"

(Personal favorite) "Yo momma's so fat that when she DI'd, the TV tipped over"

 

[standardtoaster]

awful thread

 

[Alphicans]

Amazing thread

 

[Lovage]

ur mommas so fat she has ******** kids that make uninspired threads about meaningless fat slow old bull****

 

[Griffard]

awful thread

nope.

Amazing thread

yup.

ur mommas so fat she has ******** kids that make uninspired threads about meaningless fat slow old bull****

booooo


edit: that DI one is amazing.

 

[Fly_Amanita]

No. Just no.