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Smash Rhyme

ranmaru

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So I made a smash rhyme a long time ago. Yes, it might be random and mostly rhyming, but tell me what you think. Also if you can give advice and tell me what I may be doing wrong, it would be most appreciated. So here it is:


Smash rhyme:
Start smashing keep dashing wow what a lashing that shiek what a geek! Lets take a peek Eek! Im so weak downthrow to bair eat the nair take the fair shine to dair such a pair! Oh too pro that I must stare! must keep my hair bring the chair wavedash must smash not mash owww don't bash L cancel, hey! Dance all day! time to pay heres the hay blue ray's jiggs must stay take my pill go down hill pay the bill heres your fill! Ness will swing Jiggs will sing Peach will fling and fox will sting Uuaa's fox so waaah make a noob go cryin maaaa! ;[ Stafu will tell you to get some tofu what? Yo, foo! Whats up, moo? Need to poo listen to the who convert to jew play until two need to talk to sue! like the color blue? what say? BOO! D-Torr's Diddy is a G, *****, watches G4! Thats what I have me for Zoro's Link makes you think stay in sinc keep to pink skate in the rink fix the sink oh p.U you stink! Forgot to jump first what a thirst Owwww a Falcon Punch Burst! Listen to Fred Durst My Samus is the worst Cristine's Peach makes me wanna have some reach to a leech likes long walks on beach loves to teach Al's Shiek he doesn't play all the time and his falcon is so good he randomly kneed me when I thought I was gonna die Vericz's Bowzer is so Good he burns wood and eats you for being rude don't be so crude likes to kick jude what that'ts not an infinite dude lets get some food! Kyon asks you whats there no a nair just kidding don't you dare! come into my lair Marths sword swing is a ding! no wait! Game and watch! Bell ring! DI to survive don't go up too high or you'll die can't punch gah I'll sigh oh what a tie its a draw I fought the law and the law won but thats not a pun, hun give me buns, son keep the hitstun keep you shunned JonPaul's Samus is not a Spamus, I don't like to lose stock I like to use Doc. ;3

Some credit to Danny as well. : ]
 

ranmaru

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Haha thanks. : D It seems I can write rhymes better than I can smash, but meh hahaha. (I'd rather have it the other way around)

(Yeah I'm sumo. Changed name to Ortopedics and then to this haha)
 

ranmaru

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Haha thanks guys. Tennis Smash? Why? Lol.

Thanks X1-12. ; D
 

WB40

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Nice, very good. May I suggest you upload a video of yourself singing it to Youtube. Add in this chorus I made-

"Keep smashin,
Keep smashin,
It ain't finished,
Till the stock begone!

Keep smashin,
Keep smashin,
you better watch out,
because we only got ONE!"

-and call it "Keep Smashing".
 

ranmaru

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Me, sing? I don't know... either way I don't have anything to record myself with.

I am glad it was inspirational. : D
 
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