I got an idea:
So on TV, we see a smash bros ad with toon link,megaman,mario and DK fighting each other. Then we see toon link grab an assist trophy and use it, but nothing happens. The fight goes on untill we hear a faint "ahhhh" growing louder and louder each second. The middle of stage breaks into pieces... and out comes
"OLD SPICE BODY WASH IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS COMMERCIAL LIVE"
He then starts to beat up DK, Mario, and megaman up. Those 3 end up getting knocked out. Then he walks up to toon link and hands a bottle of old spice and says "smell like a man". He then flies of stage. The camera focuses back on toon link, who has become regular link due to the effects of old spice turning him from a boy to a man. He then taunts.
PUH pUH PUH PUH POWER!
The commercial ends up revealing that old spice guy will be an assist trophy in smash wii u.
Smash wii u pre-orders skyrocket.