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Kenith

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And I want a green sailor fuku as Mii costume to make a Sailor Jupiter Mii Fighter and Starfy and Takamaru as playable, but guess what? We don't always obtain what we want.
So keep ****ing around, nobody will care.
The ****?
Why is everyone in this thread a hivemind of pure venom? Seriously, if all you're going to reply with is hateful comments, why reply at all?
 

Rocket Raccoon

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OKAY WE HAVE:

  • Hedgehog
  • 3 guns
  • Android
  • Sonic's Lost Brother
  • recreated from his DNA in the Death Egg secret clone chamber
  • Mixed with some of Eggman's DNA, making him evil.
  • Then he was found by Shadow and fell in love with him.
  • So he became an Ogrehog through Dark Gaia's power. (after killed by Solaris thus being the Chosen One)
  • Best friends with Amy Rose
  • Josh's the name, having a neckbeard is his game.
  • Scar on the eye.
  • As he is an ogrehog, he is, naturally, green.
  • His secret lair is called "Yer Ma's Bedroom"
  • Also because he's all edgy he makes every female at a 20m ratius wet and all male gay.
  • Is responsible for all glitches in the Sonic Universe
  • his nickname is Sherk (not Shrek) and his favorite food is onion rings.
  • He also has an utility belt where he can pull absolutely anything. Also has bandages on his arms, because he's edgy and badass.
  • The Master of Glitches, Josh "Sherk" James Hedgehog* the Ogrehog! is his full name.
  • His tears can cure cancer. But the only way to get him to cry is to kill his nonexistent mother.
  • You forgot that his parents are dead by the evil Eggman.
  • After besting the Main Man, Lobo in a drunken bar fight, he and Lobo are frag buddies.
  • Rouge is his wife. And he's the chosen one from a prophecy where he must defeat Dark Bowser using the seven Chaos Emeralds where can become a Angel-demon hybrid called "Super Josh".
  • Also he hates Linkin Park. Because he's so "cool" being a hipster.
  • He also has baggy pants that say "REBEL" on them. For that extra edginess factor.
  • a Purple & Gold ripped Cape that allows him to Time Travel.
  • He rides a MOTHER****IN' T. REX! ......a robot MOTHER****IN' T. REX!
    With blue flames!
  • He has REBEL tattooed on his arm (and in Japanese). Because tattoos in foreign languages are also edgy.
  • The T-Rex talks like Dracula from the Castlevania games and sounds like a vampire!
  • But he divorced so that he would be "available" and his powers of seduction could reign free.
  • He now travels the Wreck-It Ralph universe, seeking to destroy Mario's greatest successes, starting with Bowser's Inside Story, hence why he attempts to destroy the game's final boss, which would render the entire game pointless.
  • And the T-Rex has a chainsaw tail. With Knuckle's gloves. And badass goatee.
  • Also the T-Rex's guns can turn into swords, making it more edgy and badass. And has the power to cause villains to explode. Twice. Can breath demon fire too
  • He has a pet honey badger named "Fluffles" and is a ninja.
  • He wrestles mutant zombie polar bears from the 7th Dimension of Hell as a morning exercise.
  • He has star shaped pupils and in his super form he's surrounded blue fire.
  • He has a giant shuriken made out of 4 katanas that he swings around on a chain and can Warp Digivolve into a Super Saiyan God 9-Tailed Chakra Titan with infinite Attack/Defense Points. He also has a Symbiote with Samuel L. Jackson's voice.
 
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Frostwraith

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It's less human nature and more cultural taste.
We're just more vocal about our tastes.
Human nature, indeed.

It's human nature to think of ourselves as superior to others. Unfortunately, we're all others in the eyes of others, so there's really no superiority whatsoever.

In that kind of discussion it's unavoidable to bring it and you know it.
Fair enough.
 
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Soul.

 
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Oh don't worry, that **** happens everytime. It just means they'll be miserable and leave the forums, so tell rest of us can play the game.

Speaking of which, I'very noticed a decent chunk of the people during speculation called it quits.
Yeah, a decent amount of people left Smashboards when speculation ended on September 12th. Yes, it was "good" for them, but it was obvious leaks were going to come and stuff. Speculation is boring...at least for me.
Josh the Ogrehog, that's what's new.
So he fused himself with Shrek?
 

Octillus

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I don't know what's worse, all of the crap that's been going on in here today, or the fact I read most of it (hint - it's the latter.).

Jesus christ. I need a beer.
 

Knight Dude

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The ****?
Why is everyone in this thread a hivemind of pure venom? Seriously, if all you're going to reply with is hateful comments, why reply at all?
I don't know dude. I usually try to keep a positive attitude though. No reason to act like a **** for no reason.

I'm a bit bored. So I might go back to the Smash demo in a bit.
 
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mimgrim

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Well, it doesn't help that the Metroid Prime series was produced in the West. The Japanese aren't usually fond of games made outside of Japan. And they aren't fond of first-person shooting games either. (I'm aware Metroid Prime is more than FPS, but it still feels a lot like one.)
As someone who plays and likes FPSs, it really doesn't feel like one. It looks like one but the feeling of an FPS isn't really there. An FPS is more fast paced and you will rarely stop shooting at enemies for more then 10 seconds, not counting things like cutscenes. There are very few to no enemies that require some kind of trick to kill, even the bosses, the ones the do are extremely simple in the trick needed. There are rarely ever platforming elements, and when there are they are extremely light and super duper easy. It really doesn't feel that close to a regular FPS imo, which is why I call Metroid Prime a FPA.
 

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Why stop there? He also adsorbed the final bosses' powers to fight Cackletta. And then Despair, Josh's evil overlord ninja pirate pirate-ninja spaceman alien Saiyan Akatsuki football-playing snarky magician god demi-god okay maybe not a god Pokemon champion deadbeat janitor dad.
The reason he can be a clone/brother of Sonic created by Eggman AND have a father called Despair, is because of a timeline split caused by the poor reception of Sonic 06. Later on in his life, Josh returned to Sonic 06, and with his powers, caused the glitchiness that created him in the first place.
 

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I say we give Josh "Sherk" James Hedgehog the Ogrehog a giant shuriken made out of 4 katanas that he swings around on a chain. Its something I gave a non-Sonic OC of mine back when I was a stupid middle school kid.
 
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He can Warp Digivolve into a Super Saiyan God 9-Tailed Chakra Titan with infinite Attack/Defense Points.
 

Admiral Pit

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I'm almost nervous about what I'm reading now. I guess it's something to do as we wait for the game.

Meanwhile, I'm back into the demo and all. *sadface* That Pit and Palutena icon there tease me so much!
 

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Don't you just love it when Smashboards flips its lid? I don't.

The reason he can be a clone/brother of Sonic created by Eggman AND have a father called Despair, is because of a timeline split caused by the poor reception of Sonic 06. Later on in his life, Josh returned to Sonic 06, and with his powers, caused the glitchiness that created him in the first place.
Or, he was created by Despair to have a perfect son. Who rebelled because he's just so cool "da man" does not bring him down. And the reason why Eggman made him was because Eggman and Despair (because he's so evil he takes many forms, because one form cannot hold all the evil he is) were actually a couple at one point. And Eggman did it as an anniversary gift. But he was so evil and he ditched Eggman and left him heartbroken, which is why he's so evil.
He can Warp Digivolve into a Super Saiyan God 9-Tailed Chakra Titan with infinite Attack/Defense Points.
And knows Hyper Beam, Roar of Time, and Judgement.
 

Rocket Raccoon

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We're creating an OC.

The list that broke Smashboards.
  • Hedgehog
  • 3 guns
  • Android
  • Sonic's Lost Brother
  • recreated from his DNA in the Death Egg secret clone chamber
  • Mixed with some of Eggman's DNA, making him evil.
  • Then he was found by Shadow and fell in love with him.
  • So he became an Ogrehog through Dark Gaia's power. (after killed by Solaris thus being the Chosen One)
  • Best friends with Amy Rose
  • Josh's the name, having a neckbeard is his game.
  • Scar on the eye.
  • As he is an ogrehog, he is, naturally, green.
  • His secret lair is called "Yer Ma's Bedroom"
  • Also because he's all edgy he makes every female at a 20m ratius wet and all male gay.
  • Is responsible for all glitches in the Sonic Universe
  • his nickname is Sherk (not Shrek) and his favorite food is onion rings.
  • He also has an utility belt where he can pull absolutely anything. Also has bandages on his arms, because he's edgy and badass.
  • The Master of Glitches, Josh "Sherk" James Hedgehog* the Ogrehog! is his full name.
  • His tears can cure cancer. But the only way to get him to cry is to kill his nonexistent mother.
  • You forgot that his parents are dead by the evil Eggman.
  • After besting the Main Man, Lobo in a drunken bar fight, he and Lobo are frag buddies.
  • Rouge is his wife. And he's the chosen one from a prophecy where he must defeat Dark Bowser using the seven Chaos Emeralds where can become a Angel-demon hybrid called "Super Josh".
  • Also he hates Linkin Park. Because he's so "cool" being a hipster.
  • He also has baggy pants that say "REBEL" on them. For that extra edginess factor.
  • a Purple & Gold ripped Cape that allows him to Time Travel.
  • He rides a MOTHER****IN' T. REX! ......a robot MOTHER****IN' T. REX!
    With blue flames!
  • He has REBEL tattooed on his arm (and in Japanese). Because tattoos in foreign languages are also edgy.
  • The T-Rex talks like Dracula from the Castlevania games and sounds like a vampire!
  • But he divorced so that he would be "available" and his powers of seduction could reign free.
  • He now travels the Wreck-It Ralph universe, seeking to destroy Mario's greatest successes, starting with Bowser's Inside Story, hence why he attempts to destroy the game's final boss, which would render the entire game pointless.
  • And the T-Rex has a chainsaw tail. With Knuckle's gloves. And badass goatee.
  • Also the T-Rex's guns can turn into swords, making it more edgy and badass. And has the power to cause villains to explode. Twice. Can breath demon fire too
  • He has a pet honey badger named "Fluffles" and is a ninja.
  • He wrestles mutant zombie polar bears from the 7th Dimension of Hell as a morning exercise.
  • He has star shaped pupils and in his super form he's surrounded blue fire.
  • He has a giant shuriken made out of 4 katanas that he swings around on a chain and can Warp Digivolve into a Super Saiyan God 9-Tailed Chakra Titan with infinite Attack/Defense Points. He also has a Symbiote with Samuel L. Jackson's voice. And knows Hyper Beam, Roar of Time, and Judgement.
  • He was created by Despair to have a perfect son. Who rebelled because he's just so cool "da man" does not bring him down. And the reason why Eggman made him was because Eggman and Despair (because he's so evil he takes many forms, because one form cannot hold all the evil he is) were actually a couple at one point. And Eggman did it as an anniversary gift. But he was so evil and he ditched Eggman and left him heartbroken, which is why he's so evil.
  • Can crash Smashboards at will.
  • On a full moon his left nipple becomes sentient. It is hell bent on stealing Ben & Jerry's secret formula.
  • Let's not forget he caught a level infinite shiny Arceus with Peter Cullen's voice in a normal Poké Ball. He's also a DigiDestined, and his Digimon is a Zeed=Milleniummon with Frank Welker's voice.
  • On a Red Moon (which he can trigger whenever he wants, 2edgy) he turns inside-out and his face is on his butt and his butt shoots giant death-beams capable of shattering the sun in half a' second.
    Only on a Red Moon, tho.
  • He also hates Kevin Johnson, that bully from sixth grade.
  • He has every possible college degree and always gets A+s on all of his exams.
  • Has a Pikmin flower sprouting from his head sometimes. Josh has a severe liking for Whistles.
  • He's as fluent in every language.
  • Also, he lives in an underwater VOLCANO lair in space.
  • Josh is also able to change genders at will. When he becomes a girl, he has big boobs and long blond hair and is labelled as the most beautiful girl in existance. He also can become a magical girl in his state and his weapon is a truck that can transform into a giant Buzz Lightyear. And said boobs have mini machine guns.

  • He is...the most interesting man in the world.
 
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WTH LOL!!

On a full moon his left nipple becomes sentient. The nipple is hell bent on stealing Ben & Jerry's secret formula.
 
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