Frostwraith
The Demon King
I'm not even halfway done reading that travesty, but here's my reaction:http://www.buzzfeed.com/ahmedaliakbar/a-definitive-ranking-of-all-super-smash-bros-for-wii-u-chara
According to this:
Pro: God is a video game character
Con: God is a sexualized video game character
I'm convinced a Tumblr feminist wrote that.
If that is satire, it's poorly done satire, to be honest.