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Professor Pumpkaboo

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Maybe I need to wash my h ands first?

Btw, this is not comparable to a butterknife, sure, it's bad for cutting dishes, but you really can cut the skin.....

I never cut myself with a paper to be honest....
why the **** did you try that
You need to quickly scratch your skin on the side of the paper. It will likely work.
But don't do that, the cut burns like hell.
Just Leave it , this isnt worth trying to tell him
 
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PsychoIncarnate

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OMG

Google

"Do they make Italian sodas at Starbucks" should NOT be corrected to "Does they make Italian sodas at Starbucks"

Does they? Seriously google?
 

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I sorta want premium to change my title to something Bloodborne-related, then I'll have a full profile referencing it.
I also want it so I can finally get that Yoshi related name.
 

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One time on a hunting trip in west Texas I was screwing around at the bottom of a ravine me and my cousins were at while they tried to make a zipline out of a zipline hook, a rope, and a really freakin big rock. They tied the rope around the rock one way and pushed it off the cliff.

It bounces off the cliff side and hit the top of the back of my head. I was about to yell at them until I felt my head and blood was gushing out.
 

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HOWWW

maybe i should take one for the team and cut myself on some paper as proof
Thumb: taking apart a garage, was carry a pack of lumber with nails one went clean througgh my thumb the end part behind the thumb nail.

Me: taking apart a house, was carrying a pack of lumber. Slipped and fell onto a peice of lumber woth a real long nail missed everythiing important.

I also remembered i impaled my foot, lol.

Foot: was at a camping party at my families acerage. Stepped on a piece of wood. It had a nail on it. It went through the pad of my foot and out the top.
 
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I suppose I can live without that dreaded membership at this point. At least I got the right username.
 

Professor Pumpkaboo

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One time on a hunting trip in west Texas I was screwing around at the bottom of a ravine me and my cousins were at while they tried to make a zipline out of a zipline hook, a rope, and a really freakin big rock. They tied the rope around the rock one way and pushed it off the cliff.

It bounces off the cliff side and hit the top of the back of my head. I was about to yell at them until I felt my head and blood was gushing out.
Im sorry but this wasn't very smart to do....at all :substitute:
 

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Somehow my sub par joke turned into an argument over whether paper can cut through skin.


I'm beginning to ponder how much of a nuisance my jokes are.
 

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Thumb: taking apart a garage, was carry a pack of lumber with nails one went clean througgh my thumb the end part behind the thumb nail.

Me: taking apart a house, was carrying a pack of lumber. Slipped and fell onto a peice of lumber woth a real long nail missed everythiing important.

I also remembered i impaled my foot, lol.

Foot: was at a camping party at my families acerage. Stepped on a piece of wood. It had a nail on it. It went through the pad of my foot and out the top.
How are you even able to drink water without turning into a fountain?
 
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Somehow my sub par joke turned into an argument over whether paper can cut through skin.


I'm beginning to ponder how much of a nuisance my jokes are.
Well, I never took it seriously other than replying to a comment posted by @ aldelaro5 aldelaro5 .
 
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I miss my random rainy days

The temp is reaching +40°C already

The rain should go to Calfornia tho
 

Professor Pumpkaboo

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Thumb: taking apart a garage, was carry a pack of lumber with nails one went clean througgh my thumb the end part behind the thumb nail.

Me: taking apart a house, was carrying a pack of lumber. Slipped and fell onto a peice of lumber woth a real long nail missed everythiing important.

I also remembered i impaled my foot, lol.

Foot: was at a camping party at my families acerage. Stepped on a piece of wood. It had a nail on it. It went through the pad of my foot and out the top.
You sound just as clumsy as me
 

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Once I was running away from a dog when I cut my head off with a chainsaw. I didn't notice until my neural functions stopped working.
 

Professor Pumpkaboo

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Once I was running away from a dog when I cut my head off with a chainsaw. I didn't notice until my neural functions stopped working.
Aw man dude, how is it living without a head?
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My dad doesn't want to get out of this program where the city has control over to cool air in ACs

there are times where we need the cool air now and dont want to wait
 
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Once I was running away from a dog when I cut my head off with a chainsaw. I didn't notice until my neural functions stopped working.
here you are today.
you defy everything we know about the brain, good sir.
i applaud you.
 

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Yeh, I doubt there are any exceptions.


Saying that though, I believe the earliest sitcoms invited an actual live studio audience when recording sitcoms, which is why it is its own genre. So the laughs used to be authentic.

Then came canned laughter.
Cheers and Friends did this.
both are great, too.
in my opinion
 
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