Slogan for a Pelican

[1048576]

I have a school assignment where I have to design a mascot for a fictitious school in Louisisana. I thought I would use the Pelican, because Louisiana was one known as the pelican state, and I think the word pelican sounds cool. Anyway, my instructor wants a slogan and name for this pelican, and I'm out of thoughts. Maybe you all have some you'd like to share.

 

[Crimson King]

I could tell you real mascots. Like my college has NONE because it was deemed racist and now we are the Fighting "N's" - no ****.

 

[Pustulio]

Pouched beaks mean your defeat.

 

[Jammer]

The pelican should obviously be named "Peli" (or "Pelly", if you prefer).

As for the slogan, hmm. I don't really know what school slogans are. I don't think my school has one.

 

[tmw_redcell]

"We have more room in our mouth than your tiny wangs could ever fill."

 

[Jammer]

I'm sigging that, tmw_redcell. With a disclaimer.

 

[Eor]

"Pelicans: we always swallow"

"We're big dumb birds who don't do anything cool, please don't beat our *****"

 

[1048576]

Er... you're not really helping, but lol.

 

[commonyoshi]

Ugly, big mouthed, useless...

Why cant I think of a good Rosie Odonel joke? Too easy?

 

[Jammer]

Okay, I'll try to help, 1048576.

You already got my suggestion for the pelican's name, right? Peli?

Slogan: "We'll swallow you live!"

Meh, it's the best I can come up with.

Also, did you know that wingspan of the largest pelican species is 3.5 meters (11.5 feet)? That's crazy.

 

[Kitten]

"We delivered you as a baby and reserve the right to take you back to the clouds at any given time"?

 

[Jammer]

@ Kitten ^: That's the stork, mate.

But if I ever found a school, the stork will be its mascot, and it will have that slogan.

 

[Crimson King]

"Pelicans: we always swallow"

"We're big dumb birds who don't do anything cool, please don't beat our *****"

My high school's mascot was a Cardinal. You think a pelican isn't intimidating, how can you be intimidated by a small song bird?

 

[Dibs]

My high school was rivals with another highschool's cardinals.... we were vikings. And boy were we intimidated alright.

 

[tmw_redcell]

I'm pretty sure ever since fifth grade, all of my school mascots have been "Warriors," with the school symbol being a Trojan Helmet viewed from the side, and the school colours being black, white, and gold. That's three schools.

In primary school, our mascot was a dragon and we held a referendum to name it. The name that one was Dudley, which was just some character from a show or something and a dumb *** name besides. I probably voted for it to be named Megatron or Dinobot or something.

Though I don't really remember any of my schools having slogans, though I'm sure we had insults for other schools. We still have them for universities. "If you can walk and talk, you can go to Brock. If you can walk a bit faster, you can go to McMaster." Though these aren't specific to my school.

 

[smashbot226]

Ah, funny story on mascots...

You see, my mascot was the Jaguar, and y step brother's is a coyote. Also, not of consequence, but my sister's is an eagle.

So, my step bro and I get in a fight determining which sports team is better except in football, for he goes to Calabasas High School. Then we get to mascots...

Him: I BET MY COYOTE COULD BEAT YOUR MASCOT!

Me: Oh please, you think a coyote could beat a jaguar?!?

Him: Rats, you never said it was a jaguar...

I ROFLMAO because I have told him fourty something times.