Side Effects

[Tacel]

List the craziest/stupidest side effects for a medicine that you can think of.
There are no rules.

If you start craving ceiling tiles, contact your doctor right away. It is a very rare but serious side effect.

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

You may begin seeing your Ant Sofia's three cats when you close your eyes. Have a good sleep.

 

[Tacel]

Women who are pregnant may stare at the color purple for long periods of time. If this happens, eat sandwiches until this side effect wears off.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Anti-Athesma: May cause shortness of breath.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Warning! May cause intense gravitational fields to appear near your left buttock. If this happens, remove your right buttock and chop it in half repeatedly until this effect wears off.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

warning may start touching babies and the mothers will be like wtf you rapist? from there you may be deported to mexica and forced to serve in the army till you get shoot in the *** and you get deported to canada were they will force to to say A after B when you sing your BAC's and when you have stayed there long enough for you to grew a long beard they since you to a ninja camp that teaches you how do push ups with your arms as the last test they will cut off your arms and mail them to your house, once you pass you can go home and try to super glue your arms back on but the mailman says he needs them for other reasons, like homo reasons he would get shoot for back in russia. You fight him to the death kill him and put your arms back on due to the power of rubber bands.

Captain falcon runs up diars you nair to nair to 4 upairs to a knee to a FALCON PUNNCCHHHH. then you will go to where all people who were falcon punched. to the deeped circle of H*** because they can't feel all of the pain of a falcon punch at once

 

[the melon!!!!!]

Side effect: May cause an obsession towards George Clooney. If so, contact your doctor, and he will prescribe you a turkey sandwich. Side effects of the special turkey sandwich include sweating Mt. Dew and laughing uncontrollably at obese people.

 

[the melon!!!!!]

Double post fail

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

side effects may incude for people around you to expode and fear of books, oh F*** there everywhere

 

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