I'm pretty sure that's not even possible. My Yoshi's negative defense was just a fraction of that, so... Could you not? With the making random stuff up and insulting people? You've made posts like that twice now and it's getting very hard for me to find any way to reply to you that isn't circular.
Obviously, I stopped using offensive equipment pretty much immediately after realizing that counter alone more or less destroyed it's viability. However, if you were hoping to argue that counter is not broken you might want to avoid bringing up the fact that it single handedly turns 1/3rd of all equipment into a gimmick. That's... not a good thing. No other move in the game does that.
lets see,
villagers pocket does that
look at it this way
You cant argue about a core mechanic in the game being broken when your point of reference is a time when you used a modified character. As soon as a player modifies the stats it alters the game balance TREMENDOUSLY. I entered tournament mode in 1v1 customs For Glory (why is this a thing) and swept everyone, no contest, because the Samus set had extreme attack value
Charge Shot ATE THROUGH EVERYTHING.
How ever.. Is Samus core mechanic, her charge shot, OP and unfairly broken because it breaks shields at half charge when I MOD it? NO
Anyone will tell you Samus is a flawed character and the fact she cant charge in the air makes it the worst charge move in the game.
The simple fact is counter is a tool, and in the main competitive core of the game is NOT OP, or BROKEN, or FLAWED. what may be giving you trouble is that your opponent is reading you too well and to you it seems unfair.
to me this is a petty issue, one that needs not be addressed. Counters are tools, if used well you get rewarded. If used Sloppily you get punished. Like any move, or attack in the game, theres a risk if you miss (except for shiek and the like :[ ) reward if you hit.
If you want try playing with a counter for a change, Its not as OP as it looks, and it may show you the game is much more structurally sound in this area then you once thought.
There are far more troubling things in the game to worry about then a counter,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCYCj3et36U *cough cough*
Seriously though, try playing with a counter, then comeback and state your findings.