Zook
Perpetual Lazy Bum
This is the team I've been using for the past week or so. I've been winning more than I've been losing, so I've decided to post it here. Enjoy!
Armaldo @ Leftovers
Battle Armor
EVs: 252 Hp/10 Atk/160 Def/88 SpDef
Impish Nature (+Def, -SpAtk)
-Stealth Rock
-Knock Off
-Stone Edge
-X-Scissor/Earthquake
My all time, #1 favorite lead ever. Bulky, unusual, and it gets Knock Off. He sets up Stealth Rocks, Knocks Off a few items, Spins awayannoyances, and procedes to rip apart some Pokemon with Stone Edge.
Smogon still recognizes Knock Off as an egg move, so it's not letting me have both at the moment... 
Rapid Spin hasn;t been helping me. Super awsome STB move or EQ?
Sceptile @ Lum Berry
Overgrow
EVs: 6 Hp/252 Atk/252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SpAtk)
-Leaf Blade
-Earthquake
-Brick Break/Dragon Claw/Thunder Punch
-Swords Dance
The fearsome Swordstile. He rules. Not too sure about that last slot, though- Brick Break can break walls while owning Blissey, EQ can surprise kill Scarftran, and TP puts a small dent in Skarm and Gyara. Any help?
EDIT: Outrage has been replaced with Earthquake, I need it the most.
Vaporeon @ Leftovers
Water Absorb
EVs: 252 Hp/192 Def/66 SpDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
-Roar
-Wish
-Surf
-Ice Beam/Quick Attack
Pretty standard PHazer/healer. I don't know if he should also double as a Dragon slayer or a finisher.
Azelf @ Choice Band
Levitate
EVs: 6 Hp/252 Atk/252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SpAtk)
-Zen Headbutt
-Explosion/Thunderbolt/ThunderPunch
-FirePunch
-U-Turn
Choicelf. Adamant Nature gives him HOLY**** attack. Gets walled by Heatran, though... Anything I should replace Explosion with?]
EDIT: I'm considering replacing Explosion with an Electric move.
Rotom (Cut form) @ Leftovers
Levitate
EVs: 252 Hp/124 Def/134 SpDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
-Will-o-Wisp
-Thunder Wave
-Sucker Punch
-Thunder Bolt
They see me mowin'... Double-status inflicter. They hate it. Sucker Punch kills low-Hp sweepers, and TB does a nice bit of damage.Maybe put Leaf Storm in there? I dunno.
EDIT: No Leaf Storm, too predictable.
Salamence @ Life Orb
Intimidate
EVs: 80 Atk/176 Spd/252 SpAtk
Naive Nature (+Spd, -SpDef)
-Brick Break
-Cruch
-Draco Meteor
-Heat Wave/Fre Blast
I stole this guy from Articanus. Heheh. Anyhow, this set is really effective, wall breaker, great coverage, and I replaced Fire Blast with Heat Wave.
EDIT: Which is worth more, HW's 5 extra Accuracy, or FB's 20 extra Power?

Armaldo @ Leftovers
Battle Armor
EVs: 252 Hp/10 Atk/160 Def/88 SpDef
Impish Nature (+Def, -SpAtk)
-Stealth Rock
-Knock Off
-Stone Edge
-X-Scissor/Earthquake
My all time, #1 favorite lead ever. Bulky, unusual, and it gets Knock Off. He sets up Stealth Rocks, Knocks Off a few items, Spins away
Rapid Spin hasn;t been helping me. Super awsome STB move or EQ?

Sceptile @ Lum Berry
Overgrow
EVs: 6 Hp/252 Atk/252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SpAtk)
-Leaf Blade
-Earthquake
-Brick Break/Dragon Claw/Thunder Punch
-Swords Dance
The fearsome Swordstile. He rules. Not too sure about that last slot, though- Brick Break can break walls while owning Blissey, EQ can surprise kill Scarftran, and TP puts a small dent in Skarm and Gyara. Any help?
EDIT: Outrage has been replaced with Earthquake, I need it the most.

Vaporeon @ Leftovers
Water Absorb
EVs: 252 Hp/192 Def/66 SpDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
-Roar
-Wish
-Surf
-Ice Beam/Quick Attack
Pretty standard PHazer/healer. I don't know if he should also double as a Dragon slayer or a finisher.

Azelf @ Choice Band
Levitate
EVs: 6 Hp/252 Atk/252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SpAtk)
-Zen Headbutt
-Explosion/Thunderbolt/ThunderPunch
-FirePunch
-U-Turn
Choicelf. Adamant Nature gives him HOLY**** attack. Gets walled by Heatran, though... Anything I should replace Explosion with?]
EDIT: I'm considering replacing Explosion with an Electric move.

Rotom (Cut form) @ Leftovers
Levitate
EVs: 252 Hp/124 Def/134 SpDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
-Will-o-Wisp
-Thunder Wave
-Sucker Punch
-Thunder Bolt
They see me mowin'... Double-status inflicter. They hate it. Sucker Punch kills low-Hp sweepers, and TB does a nice bit of damage.
EDIT: No Leaf Storm, too predictable.

Salamence @ Life Orb
Intimidate
EVs: 80 Atk/176 Spd/252 SpAtk
Naive Nature (+Spd, -SpDef)
-Brick Break
-Cruch
-Draco Meteor
-Heat Wave/Fre Blast
I stole this guy from Articanus. Heheh. Anyhow, this set is really effective, wall breaker, great coverage, and I replaced Fire Blast with Heat Wave.
EDIT: Which is worth more, HW's 5 extra Accuracy, or FB's 20 extra Power?