sexist character discussion

[nakedsnake]

This is a discusion on why a character is so sexy just don't post pics tell us why your character is so hot and attractive I'll go first

Why is snake so sexy first off he's got a bandana how sexy is that.
He has scars on his face which really help with the tough look.
He's no wimp can't you see those muscles theres got to be a eight pack under all those cloths.He's got a mustache very nice great for picking up the ladies
Lastly he Knows how to handle a weapon

 

[smashbot226]

This is the best thread.

Ever.

Wario is the sexiest.

 

[Crab-Meat]

Isn't sexist against ones' gender? :|

 

[Ilex]

Mr. Game and Watch is the sexiest with his large black package (Fair).

 

[mantlecore77]

Captain Olimar's hair is quite the woman-attracting tool.

 

[MPH Deku]

Mr. Game and Watch is the sexiest with his large black package (Fair).

Not to mention his large black sausage (B)

 

[SirKibble]

Sexist character discussion? We're discussing sexist characters?

I bet Game & Watch is sexist. He seems like a woman-hater.

 

[Darkurai]

You must be joking. This is one of the most ridiculous topics ever, and it's already degraded into spam.

What is the point in debating over which computer-generated mash of pixels and polygons is sexiest? They're not real. They never were. They never will be. The way people see fictional characters (computer generated ones especially) as attractive is absolutely beyond me.