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Moronic Menace Private Gomer Pyle and Menacing Public Moron John Kerry

Why the long faces? John Kerry and his Army of Clones hope to invade our nation come November. Or as Judy Collins sang, "Send In The Clones."

Nowhere in the galaxy will you find greater evil than this! And Jabba the Hutt is pretty evil, too!!!

Plodding Senator Lieberman and Plotting Senator Palpatine

Alien-looking 'Nam War Vet Kerry and Scary Looking Star Wars Alien San Hill

I think Al Franken is much funnier as Penn and Senator Lieberman is more fun to listen to when he's Teller, don't you? So similar it's gotta be magic! (or Bull****)


Conan O’Brien’s Famous Double, Finland’s President Tarja Halonen