[Satire] Sakurai dislikes Project M (interview)

[♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡]

Sorry if this is old news

http://www.p4rgaming.com/masahiro-s...-killing-myself-would-be-the-cowards-way-out/

“People keep complaining that they want the game to be more like Melee,” continued Sakurai, “Some people made a modification of Brawl and now think that they’re better than me. I dare them to say that to my face. I’ll have a real brawl with them and show them that their little mod means nothing in the grand scheme of things. All they can do is make one of my games more like one of my other games. And when my new game comes out, everyone will stop playing their little project and play with a real game.”

 

[GMaster171]

It's not real, p4rgaming is a satirical new site.

 

[Xermo]

Pretty old, and yeah, P4rgaming is a joke. Don't dig too deep into the internet.

 

[NWRL]

That website is effective at clickbaiting also satire also pls no

 

[El Fonz0]

I'm pretty sure Sakurai would NEVER say anything like that in an interview
He's a nice guy

 

[♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡]

Loooooooooooooool I'm so dumb, it was too good to be true

 

[DrinkingFood]

what, you thought that was legit? LOL

 

[♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡]

what, you thought that was legit? LOL

I basically believe everything I read on the internet

 

[Strong Badam]

That would be your first mistake

 

[Burnsy]

I'll have a real brawl with them and show them that their little mod means nothing in the grand scheme of things.

Lmao, this line kills me every time. I just cant imagine Sakurai saying something like this, its so ridiculous.

 

[EdgeTheLucas]

There was already a thread about this that Dettadeus posted a while back, wasn't there?

For those who don't know, Play4RealGaming is basically The Onion for games. It's not quite as funny, though it's getting there! For instance:

http://www.p4rgaming.com/microsoft-struggles-to-find-one-person-in-japan-interested-in-an-xbox-one/

Hopefully this clears up that the site's fake.

 

[Shadic]

Yeah, I'm just gonna close this before more people get the wrong impression.