SlickSlicer
Smash Apprentice
Though admittedly, it would be pretty lulzy if he actually did that.Just because Sakurai views Brawl as a party game doesn't mean anything. I view Sherbert as a delicious dairy treat, but that doesn't make me right.
Who cares anyways? It's not like Sakurai's trying to convert all of the Nintendo players of the world into mindless party game enthusiasts who will eventually rise up and form a massive zombie army that enslaves the earth and forces the global populace to play Mario Party all day and night with no rest. Because that's just silly.