Basically, in a nutshell, smashboards went down for a couple of days so that the godly Gideon and his trusty companions, the Scholarly Admins, could convert this love pit from version 1.0 to version 1.00000000010. However during their journey to the triforce, many, many bugs crawled from the ceiling and walls of the mighty temple (AKA The BackRoom). Our heroes faught long and courageously but alas, only Gideon, with his power to breathe water, sort of like Uncle Meat,, could pass the vast hylian lake that submerged the other Admins. Thus, as Gideon faught, he was able to reproduce by budding and spawn McFox. Then, now that there were two, and there are strength in numbers, they traveled far and wide searching for the lost forum skin balls, that were scattered troughout the internet by Chevron, the mighty gasoline station. Years and years they traveled until all but one were recovered, the forum skin ball of the ring, which was captured by Sawron, that imprisoned them for months within a smelly dirty subway station bathroom. But, as our clever hero, McFox (who is actually just a bud off of Gideon, which makes him Gideon, so...), our clever hero Gideon, clasped the mighty Zig within his vicelike "all your base are belong to us" and struck the chain that bound him to the ground. Luckily, or should I say not luckily because Gideon is god (so he can warp time), he opened up a rift in the space time continuam just as Doctor SpockTavius successfully blew up the fusion reactor, designed to supply power beyond our wildest dreams. Anyway, as I was saying, the mighty Gideon could not control the portal alone, so he refused with McFox during a deadly glassing by the covenant while on reach. Only then, did the heroes discover a "Master Chef" who could cook with the power of 3 million nukes. From his food they shaped the Majolner armor, and suited up amplying their power 30000000000000000000000000000000000000 fold, which basically makes McGid (remember they had to fuse together to escape the glassing) supreme power admin, which he used to admin slap all the terrorist away from the hostages, effectively devouring them all in his belly. GET IN HIS BELLY! Now, as the stroy progressed they landed on a island complete with one - eyed cyclopseszx (yes, I am being redundant) when they effectively ate his eyeball by skewering him, and slowly roasting them over an open forest fire, remember he is a giant cyclops. And now, the Powerful Gideon, (he changed his name from McGid, back to Gideon so that he wouldn't get spam mail from verizon, aka the devil. So, now we find our hero back on smashboards determiined to recover the last of the stolen forum skin balls, and set the world right once again.
Merry Christmas, if you just read this, you wasted about 5 or so minutes of your life. But don't feel bad, because I probably wasted 30 minutes writting this crap.