Yonder
Smashboard's 1st Sole Survivor
So I decided to revive my story that I saved in the nick of time before the site known as Vgdistrict collapsed upon itself...I wrote a crummy version of this before, but now i'm bringing it back again! Remastered too, which means i'm cutting out scene that I didn't like in particular. Also readjusting the ending so that the sequal doesn't exist. I messed up with the sequal and i'm not too pleased with it. I may add some extra other goodies too. Keep in mind that this fic was started back in 2005 so thats why theres only a few Brawl characters instead of the whole roster
But anyways, the story is finished, and i'll be readjusting some minor and major things from the original and rid of the worst parts i feel ashamed of writing >_<. Deal is, I need at least... a few readers to post the rest of the 29 or so chapters. So if your secretly reading it, post at least once so tbhat i know you are! Critisism (constructivly) is even better!
Well, enjoy! (Btw, secret fanfic coming out soon)
Survivor of the Smash: Nintendo
Welcome to the story of Survivor with Nintendo characters to compete for the title of the new mascot for Nintendo. Mario had quit Nintendo and settled down with Peach. One by one the Nintendo participants will drop out by elimination or other means similiar to the T.V show Survivor. Mario originally intended for Luigi to be the host, since he thought that Luigi would never last 1 day on the island. Luigi promptly rejected the offer because he wanted to show Mario that he had the quality to be a shining mascot so Mario gave the job to his good friend instead: Stanley the Bug man.
The participant’s will consist mostly of characters from Super Smash Bros Melee along with a few others characters from Brawl and some completely new characters from other games, making the total number of participants 25. Some are not in the game as other’s had replaced them or other reasons. I have listed them below:
1. Mario: Settled down with Peach
2. Peach: Settled down with Mario
3. Dr. Mario: Clone of Mario
4. D.K: decided to let D.K Junior go instead of him
5. Young Link: Not needed when Link’s around
6. Pichu: Yeah, we can do better than him
The list of Participants are listed below:
1.Marth
2.Bowser
3.Mewtwo
4.D.K Junior
5.Wario
6.Sonic
7.Roy:
8.Luigi
9.Mr. Game and Watch
10.Meta Knight
11.Zelda
12.Samus
13.Fawful
14.Snake
15.Ganondorf
16.Yoshi
17.Capt. Falcon
18.Samurai Goroh
19.Pikachu
20.Jigglypuff
21.Fox
22.Falco
23.Krystal
24.Megaman
25.Link
Let the competition …BEGIN!!
The contestants came to the island on Peach’s pink air cruiser, which could be seen by the people below, them cheering for the new contestants. Stanley them announced in his loud booming voice that brought everyone to his attention.
Stanley: “Ok people, you are going to play it out to the max! Remember what’s on the line and enjoy yourselve-”.
Before Stanley finished his speech, Fox already knew what to do and grabbed his parachute, and made a 200 ft drop from the plane, soon reaching his mark on the island.
Stanley: “Just, just follow Fox and grab your parachute please,”
As Stanley told the pilot to bring the plane to a halt so that they could make their dramatic jump. Falco followed after Fox and was just a good of a skydiver as Fox, as he plummeted down to land. G&W barley needed the parachute he wore as he drifted like paper to the island. Bowser was given his Koopa car to descend down, as no parachute would hold his bulky exterior. For Jigglypuff, she didn’t need a parachute as she just inflated her body and floated down peacefully. When Capt. Falcon and Goroh went down, they were battling each other in the air, just like they did in F-Zero racing. After everyone went down in there own unique fashion, Luigi and Snake were left, and Luigi was scared silly.
Luigi: “Please a man! Why can’t I a go down like a Bowser did?”
Stanley: “Unless you want to gain 100 pounds for that, you better get moving!” As Stanley shoved Luigi out of the pink plane with his parachute attached, with Luigi screaming the entire time.
Snake: Keh,time to show some TRUE diving skills” he muttered as he puffed on the cigar. But as he was about to go, Stanley told him to lose the cigar and Snake unwillingly did it with anger in his eyes.
Once everyone descended Stanley just had the plane park right on the island.
Stanley: “Ok mates; hope you enjoyed your dive…”
Luigi: “I didn’t…”
Stanley: “Quiet! As I was saying, now we choose teams! So, the two teams leaders are the people who dived last: Snake and Luigi”
Snake…
Luigi: “Yahoo! Time to show some Luigi skills!”
Stanley: “Ok mates, who do you choose first, Snake?”
Snake: “Fox”
Luigi: “Yoshi!”
Snake: “Samus”
Luigi: Err umm... “Fawful?”
Luigi indeed did not have the greatest picking skills as a few snickered at his decisions.
The choosing continued to commence until only 2 remained unpicked: Meta Knight and Roy. Snake had his full team of 12 so it was Luigi’s turn to pick.
Luigi: “Hmmmmmmmmmm…eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr…aaaaaahhhhhhhhh…”
Stanley: “Just bloody pick!”
Luigi: “Fine, fine, fine I’ll pick Meta Knight.”
Stanley: “So it is settled!” Roy decided to speak up to ask about his fate.
Roy: “So… What happens to me?”
Stanley: “You… Get to go home first!” And on his command, the red carpet rolled out of the plane.
Roy: “Nooooooo!” “Not fair, not fair!” But it was to late as the Toad mushroom people took Roy away and flew into the puffy clouds with smiley faces on them on Peach’s pink plane.
The teams had 12 people on each team and were as followed
Snake: Samus, Fox, Falco, Link, Bowser, Capt. Falcon, Mewtwo, Marth, Pikachu, D.K Junior, and Mr. Game & Watch
Luigi: Yoshi, Fawful, Ganondorf, Sonic, Megaman, Krystal, Jigglypuff, Meta-Knight, Zelda, Samurai Goroh, and Wario
Stanley: “Now time to name your team’s guys!” “You first Snake.”
Snake: “Snake’s Squadron.” He said firmly with a couple of grunts from the team.
Luigi: “Luigi’s Vacuums!” “And a catchy catchphrase!” Before his team could stop him, it was too late and he said it: “We suck!”
Stanley: “Ok, Snake’s Squadron and Luigi’s Vacuums with their catchy phrase… “We suck” “Alright, now we make a race for the camp’s and since Roy left us so early, no elimination is going to occur today, so when you get to your camp, stretch out your legs and lay back… All right, teams ready? 3,2,1… Go!”
The race started and the teams were not even given maps, alone to travel to the other side of the island in the big, open forest. Sonic sped ahead leaving everyone in the dust, racing with no path thought out.
Snake: “Ok, men, move out!” As they all dashed into the forest with an actual sense of where they were going.
Luigi: “Err.” “Any ideas now that Sonic left us?” He stuttered nervously
Fawful: “Yes yes, we will all hang on to my helmet as we blast off into the forest!”
Goroh: “I say we slice down the entire forest!”
Luigi: “Let’s just walk and a talk about the plan in the forest, ok?”
When they finally went in, they lost some ground and Snake’ team was ahead of them. There was some creature’s such Cactuers and Grumpigs running around, which Snake shot down a Grumpig with his tranquilizer and slugged it across his shoulder.
Snake: “Planning ahead is a good idea.”
G&W: “Beep!”
Snake: “Shut the hell up!”
Mr. G&W tended to get on everyone’s nerves within the first hour of the game. Soon, as they approached there camp, Sonic was waiting there, trying to look cool by pretending to slurp seawater out of a shiny glass he found.
Sonic: “Pack up guy’s your camp’s a that away!” As Sonic pointed to the southern side of the island that look considerably darker. The team groaned and turned away as Luigi’s Vacuums came into the scene and cheered for Sonic.
Luigi: “Here we are, our new home.”
Everyone gave a sigh of relief and settled down into there separate spot of the refuge.
Chapter 2: Hmph! (Remastered chapter title, the old one gave away too much
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The Vacuums soon set up their camp and Goroh put his muscular body to work to make a shelter and wood for the fire (since they didn’t pick Bowser, who has fire breath). Meanwhile, everyone else either went to make an alliance, explore their campgrounds, or some even slept like the lazy Wario. Zelda soon thought the same as most girls did when they started out: A girl’s alliance. With a few words from Krystal in a quiet area of their own, the first alliance was secretly made.
Meanwhile, after hours of walking and Snake telling G&W to shut the hell up, the Squadrons new camp was found at the southern end of the island. It was not as big as the other camp, or as nice but it would do good enough for them. Fox knowing Falco better than the others was anxious to make an alliance with him.
Fox: “Falco! Come here”
Fox foolishly alerted everyone that he was going to make an alliance with Falco by blurting out his name and asking him to come into the bushes.
Fox: “So, we goooooood for an alliance?”
But Falco was thinking that maybe he wanted to go his own way for once, so he was planning to let Fox THINK he was tight with him, but didn’t go out as planned.
Falco: “Well, I don-“
Fox: “Fine! I didn’t want an alliance with you anyways!” As Fox stormed away in anger, not letting Falco even get the chance to speak and letting everyone know what happened.
Falco: “Oh boy…” Falco decided to go to sleep then, but didn’t get the chance as Stanley came onto the scene by boat.
Stanley: “Come now people! Time for the first challenge!” Falcon was filled with enthusiasm.
Falcon: “Woohoo! Yeah! Show me yo moves guys!” Which earned him some odd glances.
G&W: “Beep!”
Snake: If we lose, I’ll take you FIRST, you 2D freak.”
G&W was silent for a moment before letting out another beep.
After both teams were gathered, they were brought to a rather old, rotting wide area.
“Stanley: Ok now, your first challenge is… An endurance test! You will have to avoid the certain objects in each round as they go faster and faster and some items ricochet off the walls. If you are hit you are out and 4 people will get eliminated each round and whoever has the most team mates left, wins and the other team, goes to the REJECTENCE ROOM. Don’t get hit too hard as we don’t have the proper medical care to fix you up so have fun!”
When everyone was lined up in the filled arena, Stanley made the announcement.
Stanley: “The first item in is the red turtle shell!”
He then tossed in 12 turtle shells into the arena. Mewtwo tended to teleport and hover over the shells making it quite easy for him. Krystal was faring well and Luigi was wall jumping (he did in New Super Mario Bros) Yoshi tried to latch on to a pole with his tongue, but Snake shot Yoshi’s tongue with his tranquilizer gun, making Yoshi fall into the pit of turtle shells, eliminating him when he got pelted by a turtle shell and didn’t land on the top of one. DK Junior was swinging off the hanging pieces of moss on the roof. Marth was rapidly using his counter to shoot them away and Link was bouncing on the tops of the turtle shells. He then performed a risky move in the arena, a spin attack sending them flying everywhere. Although he got the wall jumping Luigi, he also accidentally pelted DK Junior, so he put his shield over his head, turtle shells bouncing off it like arrows. Captain Falcon meanwhile dived down from his position on the ceiling to chuck a shell at Goroh, which he sliced in two and kicked Falcon in the face, making him off guard and hit by a turtle shell. Jigglypuff also couldn’t hold her breath no longer, thus making her fall and got clocked by an incoming shell. As Meta-Knight made a glide to the other side of the arena, Bowser pounced on Meta-Knight, taking him and Meta-Knight out and making the Squadrons win that round.
Stanley: “4 out for Vacuums and 3 out for Squadrons, next item, lightning bolt!”
The lightning bolts soon activated and zapped Pikachu almost instantly. Fox and Falco were using their reflectors and the lightning bolts bounced off their reflectors. But after watching Wario get pelted, Wario farted near Fox and that brought Fox’s guard down, thus getting zapped by lightning and Falco even smiled when that happened to Fox, but his team mates unfortunately saw him smirk leading to less trust from his team mates. Mega Man's suit malfunctioned due to the lightning and his suit drew in the lightning, zapping him silly. As Fawful moved about in his helmet, lightning zapped his helmet and made him collide with Mewtwo, which got them both at the same time and eliminated them both. G&W then easily turned sideways with his 2D shape and stayed like that, avoiding all the lightning. Samus soon got skewered by lightning as she attempted to sneak up on Ganondorf to push him in lightning, her mistake costing her the win of this round.
Stanley: “There are 7 out for Vacuum’s and 7 out for Squadrons, it’s even now! Last item, Bob Ombs .”
The Bomb’s dropped from a hole in the ceiling and Ganondorf’s speed failed him as the Bob Ombs took him, not without spotting G&W and taking him out with himself. Zelda meanwhile, who’s been doing well tried to throw Marth off guard by flirting with him. It failed and a Bob Omb blasted her. Link’s shield was blown to bits after one too many Bob Ombs and the Bob Ombs unfortunately hit Link, then bounced off a shard of his shield and nailed Falco, eliminating both in one move. It was only Snake and Marth vs. Krystal, Goroh, and Sonic.
Stanley: “Final five? Then lets release all the items!”
All the previous items came onto the scene and Marth nailed a shell so hard with his sword that it hit Sonic square on and brought him down. Snake was about to try to hit Goroh with a tranquilizer, but Krystal saw him pull his gun out, so she brought out her pole and smacked an incoming Bob Omb towards her that hit Snake’s gun, and also hit Snake in the explosion. Goroh and Krystal then went up upon the ceiling again and Marth tried to follow, but a lightning bolt skimmed his head, the noise startling him while he fell over and 2 Bob Ombs and a shell hit him in the back.
Stanley: “Team Vacuum’s win! Wow, that’s a shocker…”
Snake didn’t mind losing, as he was ready to eliminate G&W.
Stanley: “But your not going back to your camp to plan today, your having the elimination right here!”
Snake…
Stanley: “Ok, since were not having elimination in the REJECTANCE ROOM, I set up a voting station over there”
He pointed to a funny looking booth that looked like a Bullet Bill. Now the other team can go back now, so be ready to see one less member of their team tomorrow! After they left, Stanley gave the other team their chance.
Stanley: “Get ready to vote! You go first, Bowser.” So the voting began.
After the voting was complete and written on the Star shaped ballets, Stanley pulled out the cup that the votes were contained in.
Stanley: “Ok, whoever gets the most votes will leave the island and be eliminated from the competition. First vote: Falco”
Falco’s eyes opened wide.
Stanley: “Next vote Falco, the third vote: Falco and the fourth vote: Falco.”
Falco began to sweat nervously.
Stanley: “Fifth: Falco”
Falco closed his eyes in defeat, but a new name appeared in handwriting.
Stanley: “G&W.”
Falco: “I just may sta-“
Stanley: “Second to leave the island, Falco.” As he read the last vote
Stanley: “Now follow me to the cannon where we will send him back home.
As soon as they all made it to the cannon, Stanley told Falco to get in, and within seconds, Falco was sent through the air, and back to his Arwing ship at home. Everyone watched in awe.
Stanley: “Well, whoever may laugh at him now, you may just go NEXT! So, get some rest and go back to your camp.”
They all left silently and Snake’s head was down: knowing that he’ll have to live with G&W another day.
Chapter 3: Clash of the Titans Authors opinion: This is when SOTS starts to state it's uniqueness from other survivor fanfics.
When the Vacuums arrived back at their peaceful camp, Everyone broke out in cheers, well everyone except Ganondorf and Meta-Knight, who just sat back silently, They were pretty much the social outcasts in the group, although if you ever sad something to Ganondorf, he would just start charging up his warlock punch immediately, which was a warning for the other person to scram.
Luigi meanwhile, was praising himself silently and proved to Mario that his words were blastphemy, because Luigi DID last more than one day.
Luigi: “Take that Mario, I did last a longer than a day!” Luigi thought he was superior now, but as he said those words, Samurai Goroh approached him and siad the following words:
Goroh: “You know it, I know it, Your not a good leader, so step down and let me take over your position. Take a back seat from all the stress. After all, leaders are the #1 target”
Samurai Goroh said these words rather coldly, and was awaiting an anwser from the timid green man.
Luigi finally spoke up a few seconds later.
Luigi:“How about this, if i'm a ever voted off before you, you can have the spot of leade-”
Goroh: “Deal” They both shook hands on it, and Goroh turned his back to Luigi and was smiling as he went back to his rather crude bed, which was made of bamboo and leaves.
Luigi thought that Goroh would be a good leader if he left, but little did Luigi know, Goroh was now planning as he layed down on his bed, how to eliminate Luigi.
Meanwhile back at the Squadrons lower quality camp, Snake was grumbling a bit, but he knew that he had to suck it up and live with Game and Watch another day. After all, he thought to himself, Game and Watch won't be here to long, as Game and Watch was really getting on his nerves lately. Despite that, the rest of the camp didn't mind him, infact they enjoyed him as Game and Watch was quite the entertainer and was performing various tricks like juggling with rocks, and jumping on a large palm tree while doing flips in the air. Although one thing that did bother them was that he still beeped constantly, so to solve that problem they kept his head in a scuba diver head piece that they found washed up on the beach which silenced the 2d man and he even seemed to enjoy it*.But for some reason, Snake just didn't seem to like him, just like how he didn't like Sonic.
Soon after an hour of watching Game and Watch entertain (he is very entertaining), Stanley came to the Squadrons camp in his little homemade boat, which was made of a light iron sustance and a couple of barrels, along with some dead bugs hanging on the walls and a can of bug spray on the sides of the boat.
Stanley: “Hello outcasts!” He said in an almost mocking voice.
The Squadrons just mumbled a bit under their breath.
Stanley: “I see that you have quite the entertainer”
He said this as he looked at Game and Watch, who was juggling a couple of rocks on the shore.
“Anyways, today your having a special challenge I like to call the Nintendo Rally! Here's how it works: Your team will choose one person from the team to participate in the challenge, and they will participate in a challenge either against eachother, or against a other special guest... If they win the challenge, you get to come over and watch their spectacular replay and your team is safe from elimination, or they come back empty handed, most likely to be ridiculed, and despised among the outcasts for a few days. This will happen every three challenges and lucky for the rest, the Nintendo Rally counts for the challenge so everyone else gets to rest up, and the sole winner of the challenge gets a small reward!. So, who's stepping up first? While you all ponder that, i'll watch your 2d fellow outcast's performance.” Stanley then sat down, and Game and Watch continued his performance.
Snake: “I say we let's pick-”
Stanley: “One more thing, you can't pick the same person every challenge!”
The Squadrons were already thinking negative thoughts not been able to pick the same person consistantly, well, everyone expect Capt. Falcon that is, who always thought positively.
Snake: “Like I said, let's pick Capt. Falcon, he has both attributes of speed and power.”
Marth:“I say we pick Mewtwo, he may just be the most intelligent here, his telekenisis may come in handy too!”
Everyone pondered this for a few seconds, then decided to go with Snake's decision. Marth felt slightly discouraged and muttered to himself silently.
Marth: “Lousy girl hair...”
Mewtwo then decided to read his mind and send a message to him with his physic powers.
Mewtwo: You tried... and you do have girl hair.
When Marth heard this message in his brain, he felt a chill in his body and was utterly in silence. Marth never knew that Mewtwo could also read minds.
Stanley then got up, tossed 5 dollars to Game and Watch for his performance, and took Capt. Falcon on his boat and as he was about to sail off, Zero Suit Samus yelled out to him and stanley gladly stopped the boat for a second, gazing at her body.
ZSS: “How does the other team get the message?”
Stanley: “My assistant sends them the message and when a Nintendo Rally comes up, you'll either see me or my assistant,either way,you'll see him soon enough.
Then finally Stanley went away in his boat with Capt. Falcon sitting in the back.
When they reached their destination, it was a giant stadium that was adorned with lights, banners, and various other things like Arwings and F-Zero car models on the roof. As soon as they entered the stadium, the assistant brought in the other selected challenger: Samurai Goroh. Inside the stadium was a giant crowd filled with goombas, lumas,and even ROBs were watching the soon to be active challenge.
Stanley then called upon his assistant to help him with the announcement and he said a couple of words to him silently.
Stanley: “So... what your name again kid?” He ask rather confused.
Assistant: “Pokemon Trainer...”
Stanley: Seriously, what's your name?
PT:...
Stanley: “Welcome everyone to the Nintendo Rally, where you get to watch fantastic performances by the selected contestants, allow me to explain what we are doing for the Rally today!
Stanley then pointed a finger at Mr.Sand Bag. The two contestants will perform various moves on Mr.Sand Bag, and after they both perform their snazzy performances, you the crowd will decide the winner! So, let the game begin!”
PT decided the add to the exitement by releasing his Charizard in the air, leting it fly about, and unfortunately, Charizard almost ate an unfortunate Squeak (Kirby Squeak Squad), but PT brought it back just in time.
Captain Falcon and Samurai Goroh were already fighting eachother to be first up, but Stanley broke the fight up and let Capt.Falcon go up first, much to Goroh's dismay. Capt.Falcon started on Mr.Sandbag with a series of rapid punches, then followed up with a Falcon Kick, which drove the crowd wild. His fast movement, mixed with a perfect amount of strength, made his performance dazzling, and after his last few uppercuts and a giant blow from the knee, he finished off his performance with his signature move:
Capt.Falcon: “Falcon Pawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnch! His Falcon Punch sent Mr.Sandbag flying into the crowd, who moved out of the way just in time. The crowd was roaring Capt.Falcon's name and were very pleased with his beating on the Sand Bag.
Stanley thought Falcon's performance was very impressive too, and let Goroh go up to Mr. Sandbag next, hoping to see something just as amazing as the last act.
Goroh first let out a loud and proud battle cry before charging at Mr.Sandbag , and started his performance by launching Mr. Sandbag up in the air with his sword. He then proceeded to attack the bag with a series of sword slashes, and a couple of kicks here and there. His swordplay was so fast, that the crowd lost track of it at times. Goroh put an end to his beating on the SandBag by making one GIANT slash which slammed Mr.Sandbag into the rigged backboard at a high velocity. Cheers erupted from the crows and Stanley was also very impressed with his performance. Once the two gave eachother a deathly glare, Stanley Stood up and shouted at the crowd to decide the winner.
Stanley: “Cheer if Captain Falcon's the man you want to give victory!” The crowd broke out into a very loud and while the girls cheered the word Captain, the guys cheered the word Falcon right after them.
Stanley: “If Samurai Goroh's your sword wielding champion, shout for him!” The crowd was also very loud and they yelled out Goroh's name: Samurai Goroh!
Judging by the hollers in the crowd, he made his decision on who had more cheers and an overall better performance.
Stanley: The winner, by a very small margin is... Captain Falcon!” Capt. Falcon was overjoyed and he went up to Goroh slowly.
Capt.Falcon: “Falcon Pawwwwwwwwwwwwnch!” He sent Goroh into the backboards where Mr. Sandbag rested also.
Stanley: “Ok everyone, clear out and see you again next time, where two new competitors will clash heads against eachother! Falcon, was there a point into punching Goroh?”
Falcon: "The adrenaline and thrilll!
The crowd eventually left very satisfied.
Silence was around the Vacuum's camp as they waited for the results, soon there request was anwsered with sorrow, as Stanley dropped Goroh off and lost the challenge.
Goroh felt rather ashamed to lose to Falcon again, so he just went back to bed without words.
As for the Squadrons, they were picked up by PT and got to watch Falcon's performance on a giant theater screen, which was met with much praise. When they were sent back, Stanley gave Capt. Falcon his reward which was A giant king sized blanket enbroided with his name on it and had a couple of F-Zero cars on it, much to Capt.Falcon's delight. A few other members weren't exactly happy with him getting his own blanket, but most of them thought that he deserved it, and were glad that they weren't being voted out today, but wondered which of the Vacuum's would diminish off of the opposing team.
The Vacuum's were scrambling around, trying to persuade people to join them in voting out someone. Soon, a small pack which had Luigi, Yoshi, Fawful, Sonic, Zelda, Krystal,and Goroh, were sitting deep in the forest, discussing who they wanted gone. Goroh was the first to speak up.
Goroh: “WHY in the world do we even NEED Jigglypuff, she's useless!”
Luigi: “But I think that we should vote out Ganondorf, he's very hard to work with, hes scary, and you can't even talk to him without him trying to attack you most of the time, he only talks to a Meta Knight occasionally.”
Krystal: “I agree with Luigi, let's take out that evil freak.”
Sonic decided to speak up next.
Sonic: “No way! Jigglypuff's useless!”
Luigi: “Fawful, Zelda, do you have any input on this situation?”
Fawful spoke rather oddly when he talked
Fawful: “Yes, that Pink puffball is the mustard seed of patheticness, we don't need that cow bean.”
Zelda: “No, take out Ganondorf, I know what he's like.
Zelda then thought back to Ganondorf with a shudder.”
Goroh: “You want some valid reasons why Jigglypuff should go? Well for one she can't stay awake no matter what. Two, she is very weak and has nothing we could possibly need from her. Three, Have you seen her do something besides sleep, and she can't even talk to us properly, all she does is say her own name!”
Goroh's reasons persuaded a few in the group and made Fawful and Sonic change there minds.
Sonic: “Come on Luigi, Step it up! We need you with us!”
Luigi finally gave in with a sigh.
Luigi: “Well as long as he doesn't a kill me in my sleep,ok?”
Zelda would not change her mind no matter what.
Fawful: “KEKEKE! I will secretly persuade and round up the rest of the cow beans to vote for puffball pink ok?”
Sonic: Alright! Have to mention though, that thing looks a bit tooo innocent...
The rest of the group chucked, seeing as they didn't think Sonic was serious. Are his supiscions right though?
Later at night, when you could here bugs in the forest and the moonlight reflecting on the shore, The vacuum's were given a map to the REJECTION ROOM and soon got to the spot in less than an hour. The place had cobwebs on it and looked rather bland, but what was inside would surprise them more. Virtual Boy's were on the shelves and other rejected stuff and other forgotten things and games made tiles for the floor. Character portraits like the Eggplant Wizard and Balloon Fighter were hung up on the walls and hidden so well that you may never see it, was a picture of Stanley in all his glory. Luigi could of also swore that he saw a game cartridge of Luigi Missing hidden on the ground.
As soon as eveyone took their seat, Stanley cut to the chase.
Stanley: “Ok, let's just get the voting underway, so I'll let you go first, Fawful.”
Fawful: “Ketchup beans!”
Stanley: “OK then...”
10 minutes later, Stanley brought out the skull shaped pot which had the words "Reject Time" on it. Stanley then read the first vote:
First vote: Ganondorf
Second vote: Ganondorf
Third vote: Jigglypuff
Fourth vote: Jigglypuff
Fifth vote: Ganondorf
Sixth vote: Jigglypuff
seventh vote: Jigglypuff
While Ganondorf was half smirking at him probably going to stay, Jigglypuff was fast asleep.
Eighth vote: Jigglypuff
ninth vote: Jigglypuff
the 10th, 11th and 12th vote: Jigglypuff
Stanley said to the sleeping Jigglypuff as he picked her up: “3rd person voted out, and never going to be Nintendo's Star:Jigglypuff”
As Stanley was crossing the bridge to load Jigglypuff into the cannon, and set the coordinates back to her home, the Balloon Fighter fish flew up from the bottom of the bridge and tried to take a bite at Jigglypuff. She woke up and fell on the fist and used rest. This attack sent the fish FLYING away and into the smiling clouds. Everyone was speechless and jaws dropped, even Gannondorf had a dropped jaw as they watched Stanley shakingly load her in the cannon, and shoot her back to her home.
Stanley: “w-w-well, that is all.”
No one spoke for the rest of the night. They have just fully underestimated the power of Jigglypuff.
Chapter Four: Testing your might A.N: First running gag if you notice it
It was a bright sunny, crisp morning when the Vacuum's woke up.They were all rather tired and in a state of shock due to last night's experience of seeing their former member Jigglypuff's "rest move". But they all knew that the day had to begin at sometime so they got up, and most people went back to their usual routine that they did everyday. Goroh worked his butt off, Sonic ran about their campsite, Krystal and Zelda chatted, and Wario slept as usual, much to everyone's dismay, as he had a strong body that could really help out the Vacuums if he actually used his strength around the camp once in a while. He almost slept as much as Jigglypuff! Some of the other members tended to talk about him when he was sleeping.
Megaman: “Wario is pretty pathetic around camp, why is he here?” Megaman said rather confused.
Goroh:“Because he could be phenomanal in strength challenges”
Krystal spoke quickly after she heard Goroh say this.
Krystal:“What about his skills in intulectual challenges?”
Goroh had no response to this, but 5 mins after their conversation, Wario finally woke up from what he sometimes called it "beauty sleep".
Wario: “Here I go! Where's the grub?”
Sadly for the Vacuums, food has been in scarce amounts on the islands and in the seas. In the last few days, they have had only a couple of fruits, Krabbys, and Bloopers which were caught by Goroh himself. But Wario asked this question first almost every morning, which was soon starting to get on their nerves.
Finally, Megaman decided to give to Wario a rather dreary and sarcastic answer.
Megaman: “MMM... I see that no one's jumping at that mossy covered rock in the sand.”
Wario did not like the way that Megaman anwsered his question, so he responded rather snarky.
Wario:“Oh,shut up!”
Wario said angrily as he walked away slowly. He tended to have a bad additude in the morning,which no one appreciated,well,except Ganondorf.
“Show me ya moves!” Captain Falcon said persistantly over at the Squadron's camp to a rather irritated Bowser.
Bowser:“No”
Capt.Falcon:“Yes!”
Bowser:“No”
Capt.Falcon:“Yes!”
Bowser was getting really annoyed now.
Bowser: “How about I roast your pathedic body if you don't stop pestering me?!?”
Capt.Falcon thought that Bowser was accepting his challenge.
Capt.Falcon: “Come on!” He then jumped on Bowser and tried to attack him, but Bowser soon roared and started biting at him, warning him to back off. Capt.Falcon stooped for a moment, then ran off to find some more competition. Challenges to Capt.Falcon was his favorite part of the game.
Almost everyone at the Squadrons camp was occupied. Bowser was making a fire with his breath, careful not to burn down the island, Captain Falcon was trying to find someone to challenge, Marth and Link were sword fighting and Fox, DK Junior,and ZSS were collecting food. Snake on the other hand, was trying to improve Mr.Game and Watch's juggling performance, he was trying to get along with him, but most of the time it was mostly just Snake yelling to the confused Mr.Game and Watch.
Snake: “No no no, you can juggle better than that, don't dought my high I.Q level!” Here, watch how I can juggle.
Snake, not wanting to accept the truth that Game and Watch could juggle better than him, tried to juggle the best he could. He picked up a couple of rocks and tossed them around, with a couple of rocks pelting him in the head. Soon after his rather underwealming performance, Mr. Game and Watch used his judgement move to give him a score. Mr. Game and Watch gave Snake's performance a 4, which made Snake go insane.
Snake: “Why you little 2d freak, take this!”
Before Game and Watch could react, Snake tackled him into the water, and surprisingly, Snake flew back after Game and Watch sent him flying back onto the shore with a headbutt attack from his scuba helmet. Unfortuantely for the camp, Game and Watch's helmet flew off into the water and hit the bottom of the lake. Game and Watch was rather frightened without his helmet because he had rather liked it, so he did what knew even better than juggling: he started beeping.
The rest of the Squadrons were running towards the commotion and couldn't stand Game and Watch's beeping
Fox: “Nice going, brainiac!”
When Mewtwo talked, he talked telepathically.
Mewtwo: “Imbusile!”
Snake decided to end all the negative responses to him by shouting out his plan over Game and Watch's constant beeping.
Snake: “OK, I'M GOING TO GRAB THE HELMET, TO STUP THIS 2D FREAK THE HELL UP! SO EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN!”
Without further words, Snake dived into the lake to retrieve the helmet. His search was short, as he saw it lying in a small dark hole, but he had to avoid the Urchin's near it. So slowly and steadly, he took out his survival knife and slashed at them. When they all cleared, he went for the helmet, but saw a rather large buck tooth fish staring him straight in the eyes: A Cheep-Cheep! By this time,Snake needed to take a breath , so he scooped up the helmet, and swam back up. A long breath was taken Snake, and he tossed the helmet back on land and Bowser quickly shoved the helmet on Game and Watch's head to stop his beeping.
Snake: “Ok, i'm coming back ashore n-”.Snake's word's were cut short as the giant Cheep-Cheep pulled Snake down with it's large buck teeth. Snake was slashing the fish, but that didn't work well.So he wrestled with the Cheep-Cheep more, and remembered the grenades he had in his bag, so when his head was above water again,he yelled out to his teammates.
Snake: “One of you, get me a grenade from my bag!” ZSS rushed to get one and opened up his bag, which had grenades, mines, and some unmetionable stuff. Once she hoisted a grenade from his bag, she was going to toss it to him, but Mewtwo thought quicker. He telekenetically took the grenade from ZSS, and launched it in the fish's mouth. Snake dived out of the way as the Cheep-Cheep exploded and fish bits went send flying everywhere. Soon, Snake was swimming back to shore,very tired indeed which made him swim very slowly back. All of the sudden though, he saw Game and Watch jump into the water and Snake thought to himself as he was swimming that maybe Game and Watch isn't so bad afterall, because what Snake thought is that Game and Watch was coming to help him back to shore. Instead, he swam right past Snake, and grabbed a turtle that he saw swimmimg by.
"Thanks for the help" Snake muttered.
When Snake finally got back on the shore (no thanks to Game and Watch), he helped collect the pieces of fish that were lying on the beach, and put them in a container so that they could eat them later on. Snake was exhausted.
Snake: “*huff* I'm going to slee-.” Snake was cut off once again as he heard the sound of a droning engine in the distance which was none other than Stanley.
Stanley: “Come on chumps, chop chop, we've got a challenge to go to!”
Capt.Falcon: “YEAAAAAAH!”
With a rather weary leader participating in today's challenge, victory may be slightly harder for the Squadrons to pull off.
After their 10 minute boatride with Stanley, the other team came riding in style: on Pidgey's! The Squadron's were laughing at them, but these Pidgeys were actually rather strong, as they refused to evolve and are the strongest Pidgeys of their type, Pokemon Trainer caught them himself.
But Stanley knew some rules about pokemon trainer's and asked PT a question:
Stanley: “Aren't Pokemon trainer's only allowed to have 6 pokemons at a time?”
Pokemon Trainer responded by smirking.
Stanley: “I guess that will be left a mystery... Anyways, today's challenge, A good old strength (and some intelligence) Challenge!
On his command, a giant sqaure surface rised out of the water, with a pillar at each corner of the square. The square had the Holy Blade of Ragnell on it, as well as a few other weapons like blasters and fire flowers on it. Everyone stared at the designs in awe, well except Ganondorf who scoffed at it.
Stanley: “This challenge is pretty simple, all's you have to do is push the other person itnto the water by any means possible. There can be up to 3 people in the ring, but it will be only 2 people in the ring the majority of the time. Since I want to show off my physique, i'm going to give you a visual demo.
Stanley then hopped into the ring and called out Pokemon Trainer.
Stanley: “Come on, Trainer, show me some power!
Pokemon Trainer sighed and stepped into ring, summoned Charizard, and Charizard knocked him into the cold water within 5 seconds.Everyone laughed at Stanley, which angered him, so he tried to prevoke Pokemon Trainer.
Stanley: “What's the matter, can't beat me without your precious critters!?
Pokemon Trainer sighed again as he put the pokeball's he had on the sidelines, and as Stanley charged at him, Pokemon Trainer grabbed him, tossed him, and performed a series of judo chops, and sweep kicks before launching Stanley into the water once again, Stanley never stood a chance as everyone cheered for Pokemon Trainer, well except Ganondorf once again.
Stanley: “Just, just start the competition and draw the names out of the Toad mushroom retainer hat, ok? Stupid beginner's luck...
After that was done, Stanley announced the first battle.
Stanley: First battle: “Yoshi vs DK Junior, ready....go!
DK Junior and Yoshi both charged at eachother, but Yoshi won the charge battle because he attacked DK Junior in his egg form. This threw Dk Junior off his feet slightly, but he slugged Yoshi across the face with a punch that made Yoshi almost touch the water. As Dk Junior came to finish off Yoshi, Yoshi thought strategically. He ate the incoming Donkey Kong Junior, turned him into an egg, and Donkey kong Junior fell helplessly into the water, thus scoring one point for the vacuum's.
Stanley: Next match: “Fawful vs Fox
Fawful started the match by yelling to Fox in a maniacle voice
Fawful:“Fink rat!
Fox returned the favor by taunting Fawful with one of his own taunts. Luckily for Fox though, Fawful was more easily enraged.
Fox:“Come on!
This made Fawful fire a flurry of fireballs out of his helmet at Fox, but he used his reflector to easily reflect the fireballs, and one of them made his helmet fly off to the edge of the arena.
Fawful: “Stench rabbit!
As Fawful went to retrieve his helmet, Fox was shooting him down with his laser gun, which reduced Fawful into a crawling state, avoiding most of the lasers as he went to his helmet. But Fox was not going to let Fawful have the chance to attack with his helmet again, so he rushed at Fawful with a Fox Illusion attack, this results in an ultimate flaw for Fox however, as Fawful ducked in fear, and pushed the helmet towards Fox, which made him trip on it, and he went crashing into the water. When Fawful opened his eyes again, Fox was yelling as he swam back to shore.
Fawful:...“Relish mouse
Stanley: “That was rather unexpected, either way, the Vacuums have a two point lead! The third match: Bowser vs Sonic (this should be good)
Sonic instantaneously said to Bowser: “Your too slow! This made Bowser angry, but instead he recoiled with his own taunt, and he started to wobble on one foot, but he fell flat on his face. No one dared to laugh at him (well, except Ganondorf) but Sonic decided to enrage Bowser again by yelling at him: “Come on, step it up! Sonic then decided to go attack Bowser with a flurry of homing attacks. Bowser was literally being tortured by these attacks which made Bowser tip on the edge of the stage, finally, Bowser got a hold of Sonic, and did a bellyslam into the water with Sonic, and Sonic touched the water first, thus making Bowser the winner of the match.
Stanley: Wow, Bowser was actually strategic, ha! Fourth match: Mewtwo vs Wario
Wario hopped on to his chopped and started the match rather quickly. Mewtwo scoffed at Wario and held Wario up with telekenesis. Wario's Chopper was also held up in the air and turned into a pile of scrap within a few seconds. Wario was receiving a severe beating as Mewtwo slammed him into pillars, tossed him on the floor, and scoffed at the beaten Wario. All of the sudden though, as Mewtwo slammed Wario against another pillar, Wario bounced off a pillar, and launced himself at Mewtwo and latched on to his face and started gnawing on it like there was no tommorow. This sickened Mewtwo, but he easily dealed with the problem by launching a shadow ball down Wario's throat, this made Wario fly out into the water, but Wario was not hurt much because he ate up the majority of the attack. Mewtwo was guffawed at this factor, but he still won the match in the end.
Stanley: “That was almost a one sided match. The Squadrons and Vacuums are tied with 2 points each. 5th match: Megaman vs Mr.Game and Watch
Megaman looked at the 2d man to search for weaknesses, and the only one that he could find was that he was light and easily side tracted. Megaman took these to his advantage and shot a plasma bullet in the distance, which made Game and Watch turn around. Then Megaman fired another bullet at Game and Watch right after the first bullet. Game and Watch didn't have enough time to react, so he was send skidding closer to the water. Megaman was planning to finish this, so he launched a fully charged shot and Game and Watch, but to Megaman's shock, Game and Watch pulled out a bucket and it absorbed the projectile. Close combat is in order now, he thought to himself. A rushing dive was made at Game and Watch which knocked Game and Watch slightly backwards, but Game and Watch used the snapping turtle he found on the beach as a attack*, which did multiple hits on Megaman and made him fly back and he almost hit a pillar. Mr Game and Watch came running rather slowly at Megaman and Megaman bounced off the pillar, and landed behind Game and Watch but before he could react, Game and Watch used Judgement on Megaman. Unfortunately for him though, he landed on a one and hurt himself.
Megaman: “Ha, you can do better than that!
Megaman's wish was soon granted as before he knew it, he was sent flying into the water by Game and Watch's judgement move, which landed on a 8, one of his ultimate killer moves that froze him and dropped him in the water.
Stanley: “Another win for the Squadrons! 6th match: Luigi vs Capt.Falcon!
Luigi took a more cautious approach to Capt.Falcon and Falcon was hammering away punches at Luigi, who was avoid 2/3's of them by rolling while he was launching fireballs at him,which did minor damage. Falcon then performed a Falcon Kick, but Luigi made a swift dodge and grabbed him, then he spun him in circles and tossed him aside near the water. Luigi was then crawling to avoid any surprise attack that Falcon would try to make. This tactic was for not though, as Luigi rolled back when he saw Falcon speed by him, only to roll into a reverse Falcon Punch, which ended the match as Luigi hit the water with a tremendous force.
Stanley: “The score is now 4-2 for the Squadrons. 7th match is Marth vs Samurai Goroh.
In a blink of an eye, Goroh and Marth were already engaged in combat, each already suffering minor wounds. Goroh then made a giant punch which connected with Marth's gut. Goroh followed up that attack with A mighty slash, but Marth used counter to send the attack back at him, which tossed him off his feet. Goroh never recoved from the counter as Marth's ultimate flurry of attacks bested Goroh and knocked him into the water with a rather powerful kick. Goroh was defeated.
Stanley: “That was an intereting match. 8th match: Snake vs Ganondorf
Snake felt a chill in his body when he saw Ganondorf. He placed a c4 on the ground and tossed grenades at him, which he crunched in his hands to dust. Snake then tried to pull out his rocket launcher and launched rockets at Ganondorf, and a couple of bullets hit their mark. Ganondorf didn't care though as he charged at Sanke with a wizard's foot attack, which stopped right on Snake's C4, so that send Ganondorf back a bit. Snake then did a rolling attack towards Ganondorf, but he didn't attack quick enough to stop Ganondorf from letting loose a Warlock punch on Snake, which abrubtly ended the match as Snake hit a tree in the distance, and once again having to swim back to the spectator's seat where he was already in a dreary state.
Stanley: “The Vacuum's make the score 4-3. 9th match: Krystal vs Zero Suit Samus!
After that match, with ZSS being the Victor, the 10th match occured with Pikachu and Zelda, with Pikachu winning that match.
Stanley: “Ok, it's tied for both teams, the 11th final match, Meta Knight vs Link, this is for the win, ready, go!
When the match started, they both went full out at eachother, and they were both evenly matched. Link's and Meta Knight's sword were also evenly matched. Meta Knight then made a teleportation attack, which surprised Link and sent him off his feet, then Meta Knight sucked him up in a tornado attack, and made a large swooping attack which sent Link just inches from touching the water, but as Meta Knight was going to finish her off, he launched his sword at Meta Knight, and knocked off his mask. Link was the only one who saw his face, and Meta Knight was crouched over covering his face. He had a decision to make: Have people look upon his face by finishing off Link, or retrieve his mask that plummeted into the water? Meta Knight made his decision. With a quick throw, he tossed his weapon at Link, then headed towards the water, hoping that the sword would knock Link in the water, but instead Link caught it, and tossed it back at Meta Knight while his back was turned. This knocked Meta Knight into the water face first and he lost the match, but he at least got his mask back!
Stanley: “That wraps it up, the Squadrons win, the Squadrons win!
The Vacuums were depressed, for now they would be one member short against the Squadrons now.
As soon as the Vacuums went back to camp, a another elimination had to be made. This time though, Meta Knight was added to the group, although he didn't say too much and Yoshi was not with them today.
Zelda: “Look at the people on the island, he was almost voted out last time, so let's finish him off and vote out Ganondorf.
Luigi: “That sounds like a good idea, Your input Fawful?
Fawful: “That horrid manure bar Wario has an infuriating stench, I hate it, let's take him out.
Meta Knight finally spoke, but he spoke little words.
Meta Knight: “The green dinosaur. Any uses for it?
Sonic: “Bat dude, the green lizard has no beef with us, he can stay for now!
Goroh: “Ganondorf can be a threat later on though, shouldn't we eliminate him now before it's too late?
Krystal: “Ganondorf people, he NEEDS to go, for all we know, he'll probably kill one of us later on and he definately distrupes our team's teamwork. Everyone: Take him out.
Everyone therally agreed, but Ganondorf had his own plans. With a few people he found around the camp, like Wario and Megaman, were forced by fear by Ganondorf,so they had to vote for who he wanted gone: Meta Knight. Will his plan work?
The Vacuum's arrived for a second time at the REJECTANCE ROOM, and noticed a few other portraits of forgotten characters like Mach Rider and Nester. There was also a cage absolutely covered in shackles,chains, and titanium. This made Luigi rather curious so he asked Stanley what was inside
Stanley: “You do NOT want to know, all I will say is that they're the biggest reject games of all time *shudders* Anyways,time to get the next outcast out of here. You go first, Zelda.
The votes were soon cast, although Wario, Megaman,and Yoshi took a while with their votes for some peculiar reason. Stanley then picked up the jar, and made an announcement.
Stanley: “Look, i'm tired today, so i'm just going to lay down the votes on the table, whoever has the most votes, is out of here. Stanley then showed them, and layed them out on the table, and the votes were pulled out in this order.
1st:Ganondorf
2nd:Ganondorf
3rd:Ganondorf
4th:Wario
5th:Meta Knight
6th:Meta Knight
7th:Ganondorf
8th:Ganondorf
9th:Ganondorf
10th:Ganondorf
11th:Ganondorf
Stanley pointed to the cannon.
Stanley: “See ya king of evil, we hardly knew ya!
But Ganondorf wasn't going to leave without a fight. He transformed and tackled Stanley, but for some reason, Stanley was calm. He got out of the ugly pig's head ,grabbed the cage which held the abomination games, opened it up with a key, and shoved it in Ganon's face while covering his eyes. He ushered everyone else to do the same. Within less than 10 seconds, Ganon was running to the cannon screaming with fear. Setting the cooridinates for the cannon, Ganon hopped in and launched himself away into the distance.
Stanley: “Well, Ganon went into the cannon haha! See you outcasts tommorow!
As everyone went back to camp, they were all pondering on what's in the box. They may never know.
Chapter 5: Run Outcasts Run! A.N: First...i'd rather not spoil
The Vacuums came back to camp instanly and slept away, happy that Ganondorf was eliminated. Next morning, Luigi woke up bright and early, for he had less fear in his heart when Ganondorf was gone.
Luigi: Let's a see how much food we have...
Luigi looked at the remaining food content, which was pretty meager, with only a few bloopers, krabby's, and a few other food items. Luigi decided while everyone was sleeping, he would bring back some more for the others. As he was about to jump into the crystal clear water, Sonic and Meta Knight also woke up. Lately, Meta Knight has been more open around camp and isn't as silent as he was before.
Luigi: Anyone want to go a fishing with me? Luigi pulled out the sharp neat looking stick that Goroh made, which was intended for fishing. While Meta Knight accepted his invitation, Sonic freaked out!
Sonic: Yo man, i'll j-just chill on the beach and fish from the side lines ok? Sonic then pulled out the fishing rod from the basket of fishing supplies that was labled "good rod".
Luigi: Whatever you said Sonic. Let's go Meta.
They both dived into the water, seeing fish like barboach and other kinds of fish.The fish swam out of Luigi's grasp, but Meta Knight caught quite an few and tossed them on shore. Meta Knight then pointed to a lone magikarp swimmimg by itself, which was very lonely and very large for it's size.
Meta Knight: This is a game of survival. We got to catch it, even if it's lonely.
Luigi: I understand, let's catch it!
Luigi then swam slowly up to it, and put no effort into catching the magikarp, as it just sat there when Luigi speared it by the tail. Luigi and MetaKnight then both hoisted the magikarp ashore, (it was that heavy), and pondered on how to kill it.
Luigi: Ok, let's spear it in the head, 1...2...3! Luigi and Meta Knight both speared it at once, but it barley made a scratch. Then they even woke up Goroh and they all tried attacking it, but they didn't prevail. This made Goroh angry.
Goroh: Stupid fish! I'm hungry!
He said this angrily as he kicked the magikarp back into the water a VERY bad move on his half.
Luigi: There goes a giant sized fish...
Sonic then announced that he caught a 2 inch Goldeen, holding it proudly up in the air by the fishing rod.
Sonic: Look guys, I caught a fish!
No one could care less, and Sonic was in fear to, as all the sudden a GINOURMOUS Gyrados emerged from the water, and looked them all in the eye. Luigi jumped into a bush, and screamed, which woke everyone up.
Megaman: Oh..My..God
The Gyrados made a thunderstorm appear which zapped Megaman instantly, and the lightning bolt knocked him out. Everyone was running about now and screaming. Fawful and Zelda shot projectiles at it, which only slightly weakened it. Meta Knight's slashing at the Gyrados also earned him a ticket to being knocked out. The Gyrados didn't touch Sonic, but Sonic ran into Krystal and they both fell flat on the floor, both dizzy and confused. Only Fawful, Zelda, Goroh, Wario were left now to fight (Luigi was hiding in a bush). Luigi soon came out of the bush though because due to fear, he made a fireball in his hand without him knowing, and this burnt down the bush so he ran out and looked at the Gyrados in fear. Luigi was now out in battle and fired away fireballs, which didn't do to much also, until, Luigi though of an idea. He took the food they had remaining, and shoved it down Wario's throat. This made the other members angry, but soon they would see the results. Wario rubbed his bulging belly and Luigi yelled to the others.
Luigi: COVER YOUR EARS AND STAY BACK!
They did as he said and ran away abit so they were out of the radius of Wario's fart. Wario then aimed his butt towards the gyrados while they had Fawful distract it, And Wario released the fart while Luigi shot fireballs into the fart. This made a giant flame appear and it scorched the Gyrados and killed it. Then, it landed on shore and almost squashed Fawful, but he moved away just in time. Everyone cheered for Luigi and Wario and commented Luigi on his intelligence. They also ended up with more food than before as they had the gigantic Gyrados.
Zelda: Good Job
Yoshi: Yoshi!(translated: Way to go)
Sonic: That's why he's leader!
Goroh, on the other hand, was jelous and dissapointed. It will be much harder for him to vote out Luigi now but he was silent anyways.
Luigi: Let's feast! Wario, YOU can have first bite.
Wario: Here I go! He took at large piece of the Gyrados and yelled with glee. It was much easier to eat because it was scored by the flame.
Wario: Woah! This is delicious!
Everyone then started feasting and a very small part of the Gyrados filled them all up, so they had plenty of raining food left. The Gyrados smelled a little of nausiating gas though. 1 hour later, Stanley came to pick them up when he saw the Gyrados.
Stanley: Wow! How did you obtain that?
Wario: Well, I scorched it with a fart!
Stanley: Ok... anyways, on to the next challenge, outcasts!
He picked them all up and zoomed in his boat while he looked at the other teams on their own individual pidgeys. When they arrived at there destination, all's they say was a long, narrow line enbroided with Karts, Mario karts to be exact.
Stanley: Well, this long walkway was a piece of a track from the Luigi circuit and we put a few pictures on it.
Luigi: Hey, that comes out of my paycheck!
Stanley: How much are you even payed!
Luigi lowered his head in shame.
Stanley: Outcasts, all you have to do is walk down the narrow walkway and get to the end. The team with the most players at the end wins the challenge. You may also push and shove. Ready... go!
Everyone looked befudeled as they walk. Was it really that simple? Sonic thought it was, he was halfway down the walkway before anyone took a couple of steps, Captain Falcon was close behing Sonic when all of the sudden, Sonic stepped on something and was stuck in the ground. It was none other than a pit fall! He squirmed about, but couldn't get out. These pitfalls lasted way longer than the regular ones, and were completely hidden in the ground. If you hit a pitfall, you probably won't be out for a while. This was the least of there problems as they saw a giant Lugia behind them, and started running at top speed. The Lugia would freeze anyone that it hit with a beam and freeze them for a long time, even longer then the pitfall freezes someone. Mr. Game and Watch turned sideways and ran, and soon enough, was at the finishline fourth, right after Link, Krystal, and Wario (he used his bike). Captain Falcon sped right after the others finished contestants as his left foot was frozen, but he still made it anyways in 5th. Fox reflected most of the shots, and one of the shots he reflected accidently hit Snake, which froze him a Snake cursed under the ice weakly. But Fox also stepped on a C4, which blew him right into the awaiting mouth of a pirahna plant, which also hid in small tubes around the walkway, which stopped Fox for good too. Luigi was using his Green missile to fly acroos the floor, but Luigi misfired into Fawful, which blew Fawful right to the finish line. Luigi also made it to the finish line barely and shot himself to the finishing point. Yoshi was snagged by an ice attack as well as Marth and DK Junior. Mewtwo was shoving people and shoved Zelda into a pitfall and pushed Sonic into the water just for fun, which freaked Sonic out. Instead of running to the finish with then new opportunity arisen, he ran back to the shore, shaking in fear and clinged onto Stanley's leg. Stanley mocked him.
Stanley: Get a hold of yourself! Stanley punted Sonic away from him and Sonic shook on the shore.
Only Bowser, Meta Knight, Goroh, Pikachu, Mewtwo, and Megaman were left to run to the checkpoint. Bowser dived towards the checkpoint and actually made it to the goal. Pikachu also had no problems, as he sped across the walkway, but then Goroh came by and tried to slash at Pikachu, but Pikachu was clinging to his back, and Goroh didn't know what to do and couldn't reach him due to his oversized muscle. Not wantin to waste valueble time, he just kept running and ran to the goal with Pikachu on his back. Mewtwo on the other hand, didn't care about winning, as he just attacked everything and all the opposing teamates who were caught by some sort of contraption. Meta Knight and Megaman ran side by side, but although Meta Knight dodged the shadow ball Mewtwo launched, Megaman was hit by it, but he still made it out alright to the finish. As soon as Meta Knight crossed the line, only Mewtwo was left. Mewtwo was now confronting the Luigia itsef and trying to attack it.
Mewtwo: "I'm the top legend around here!GUAHHHHH!!!!!!!"
He was now filled with rage and remorse, as he has pulling trees out of the ground, tossed the PT and Stanley about, and shot Shadow balls randomly everywhere. Darks shards flew off his body and shattered in one big burst. Mewtwo was now at full power, as the dark restrainer armor that held him was broken. The Lugia was charging at him and Mewtwo was fending him off quite well due to his full power being aquired. Lugia, now annoyed on not being victorious yet, called on his fellow friends, Ho Oh and the legendary bird trio: Zapdos, Articuno, and Moltres. Ho Oh then summoned the legendary dogs: Raikou, Entei, and Suicune. This was a really intense battle, so Stanley ushered them into the cylinder pod, Which was the pod that is used in Brawl to avoid the lava on Brinstar.*
Stanley: Hide in here! it'll be crammed though!
Everyone rushed inside and Mewtwo, knowing that he in a battle with his fellow Legendaries, knew that the others around him weren't in the battle, so he created a large black void, repaired the damage he causedwith his telekenisis, and tossed the other legendaries just strong enough into the void, Mewtwo hopped in too but he said the following words first:
Mewtwo: "I am sorry for the sorrow, anguish, and fear I have caused you all during my battle. I hope to see you all again soon."
He then hopped into the void and left everyone else dumbfounded. They all got out of the tube and Luigi was saying to himself.
Luigi: So THATS why Mewtwo was so weak in Melee. He had a restrainer on his powers before he could go into Melee, but the scientists who built it forgot to take if off, but now he's shattered it.
Stanley overheard him and filled him in on some more details
Stanley: Well, thats why he wasn't in Brawl. The power restrainer was becoming wonky lately, and he would have shorts rage filled burst of dangerous energy. The scientist feared that he could permanently kill someone with his powers, which was not good, so they kept him out of Brawl. Anyways, Mewtwo is eliminated since he left us, so no elimination tonight. Seems that his emotions were changed to a sweeter side of him too.
Everyone was silent for a while, then the last line of this chapter was uttered by Capt. Falcon
Falcon:...What a rush, let's do that again!
Everyone gocked at him and then thought Falcon went insane that faithful night.
Chapter 6: Teamwork, apologies, and Weegee? A.N: This chapter may have mixed reception...
After a rather tramatizing sleep withs dreams about Mewtwo last night, the Squadrons woke up to start a new day. Snake saw Game and Watch hanging out with his pet turtle while he look at ZSS and saw her hanging out with Pikachu? ZSS was poking Pikachu in the stomach and laughing. She was giving Pikachu as much attention as a new born child, which made Snake jealous. Fox noticed this by the look in his eyes
Fox: Jealous partner?
Snake: Me, jealous? Perposterous! Everyone loves Pikachu, right?
Fox: Pikachu's like the little mascot on this team, he just so adorable! Fox started to make cooeing sounds.
Snake cocked an eyebrow at Fox, which made Fox stop and walk away to find DK Junior to collect some food. Snake couldn't care less if anyone else thought Pikachu was the pinnacle of the Squadrons team. But why is Pikachu getting the babe, he thought to himself. Oh well, it'll pass soon, everyone will soon lose interest in Pikachu as quickly as a bad fad. Snake then went on to talk to ZSS while he puffed out his chest.
Snake: So... isn't that electric mouse the cutest?
ZSS: Pikachu's sooooooooo cute! I could just cuddle him all day long! ZSS then flipped him on his back and started to tickle him.
Pickachu: Pika pika!
As Snake walked away, he made a motion to Pikachu that showed war between them. Pikachu saw this and stuck his tongue out at him. Then he started to cry for no reason, and Samus caught him pointing at Pikachu with a devious glare in his eye, which made ZSS angry.
ZSS: Come on Snake, declaring war against this poor innocent creature, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Snake: But I-
ZSS: Shoo, he's mine!
Snake: Ok...
He then backed away slowly and then crawled away into his cardboard box. He then pulled out his cigar that he hid from Stanley, lt it, and procceeded to smoke it and use it as a light to read his comic books in his box. Meanwhile, Marth was talking to Link in the forest where the tree's hid them from the others.
Marth: How come you never talk? It's rather creepy
Link just stared at him
Marth: Come on, we cool, right?
Link just started figiting with his fingers
Marth: How would you like it if I just spoke Japanese!?!
Link then looked at him and brushed his hair
Marth: Oh, so now you mock me cause I have a slight feminant appearance, i'll show you feminate.. and Japanese!
Marth then started to twirl about and skip around the hidden area they both found while uttering Japanese sayings. He then swayed his hair round and round and did one last ballet twirl as he jumped out of the forest. Everyone saw him do this and looked at him in utter horror, awaiting an explanation.
Marth was stuttering now as he fumbled on his words.
Marth: Um.. durr... It's good edicate for all swordsman to do that occasionally. It.. brings you good luck!
Link then walked out of the forest and made a gesture to show that Marth was a whack. Everyone believed him and now thought that both Falcon and Marth were insane, for all the wrong reasons.
Snake then came out of the cardboard box 2 hours later and put out his cigar.
Snake: Where's DK Junior and Fox? It's been an hour now
Everyone forgotten about them and now talked among themselves.
Snake: Ok people, we need a game plan! Fox and DK Junior are MISSING IN ACTION. Who's going to look for them?
Capt. Falcon shot up his hand without hesitation.
Snake: Ok, you can go Falcon, anyone else?
A few seconds later, Bowser, Link, and Game and Watch raise there hands too.
Snake: Bowser, Link, Game and Watch?, Ha, good one, your not going Game and Watch, I mean, look at you!
This made Game and Watch tossed his pet turtle at Snake, which started snapping at his face.
Snake: Akk, woah, ok ok... The turtle can go, you can't!
Game and Watch then sighed as he watched Link and Capt.Falcon dash into the forest and out of sight, while Bowser walked slowly into action. As Mr. Game and Watch layed his turtle down, Snake poked him on the sholder and asked him an odd question.
Snake: Does that turtle have a name?
Game and Watch responded by taking off his scuba helmet for a split second, and yelled BLIPP!
Snake: Ok, private Blipp! Go into action! The turtle went surprisingly fast into the forest, and sped ahead of Bowser. At the wrong timing though, Stanley came about.
Stanley: Quick outcasts, we don't have a whole lot of time! LETS GO!
Snake: We have teamates in the forest...
Stanley: Forget them, move out!
Bowser heard Stanley yell so he came back to the campgrounds to go to the challenge as the team hopped in the boat and went off into the distance. They were unfortunatley without the aid of Link, Fox, DK Junior,Capt. Falcon, and Blipp, Game and Watch's turtle. This challenge would be tough indeed.
There destination was achieved soon enough as they went inside a room and saw a Giant sumo ring with a line of Goron's itching for a an opponent to verse.Tiki torches surrounded the areana and moss covered the floors. Stanley then begame explaining the challenge quickly.
Stanley: Pwew! I had a 20 dollar bet against PT on who whould get here first! Stanley then saw PT flying on his charizard as the others were behind him on the pidgeys. Stanley then scoffed at PT and told him to pay up. PT took out his wallet and pulled out a $20, then closed his wallet again, money pouring out of it. The wallet contained around $99999 dollars in it which astonished Stanley.
Stanley: HOW do you make that much money!?!
PT:I travel across the land, searching far and wide... I win battles, I gloat and they cry... The power I have inside!!!!! PT yelled this at the top of his lungs which hurt everyone's ears.
Stanley: Ok then, whatever floats your boat. Anyways, this challenge is similar to the one when you knocked eachother in the water, except both teams are going to work together to beat the gorons in sumo wrestling!
Everyone was silent. Stanley then continued talking.
The first to be knocked out of the ring loses,and whatever team has more wins is the winner of the match, either the Sqacuums(your combined team name), or the gorons.Also, if a goron is extremely massive or skilled, there may be 2 people verse one goron at once. Since were missing 4 people... Link, Fox,Capt. Falcon and DK Junior, four people on the Vacuum's need to sit out to even out the numbers, who's it gonna be? Oh, as if you lose, one person from BOTH teams are eliminated.
The Vaccuum's huddled together and pondered for a brief minute, then chose Luigi, Sonic, Zelda,and Yoshi to sit out.
Stanley: One more thing Squadrons, if you have this much people missing from a challenge again, there all eliminated! So got that?
The Squadrons nodded aggreingly.
Stanley: OK, let the sumo begin! First match: Zezzy Goron vs Krystal!
Zezzy came rolling at Krystal as she adopted a sumo stance. She then pulled out her staff and planted it in the ground. When the goron charged at her, she only went back slightly. She then dropped the staff and locked in combat with the goron. They wrestled about, but Zezzy tripped Krystal and tossed her into the outer wall, making her the loser of the match.
Stanley: Krystal is the loser! One for the gorons! Next match: Cronno goron vs Wario
Cronno goron was larger that the one Krystal had versed, but Wario couldn't care less. He dodged the goron's charging attack and grabbed the goron and wrestled with it. Wario then bit the goron and that made it stagger for a moment, which gave Wario the oppertunity to tackle it. He took full advantage of that oppertunity and smashed Cronno out of the ring.
Stanley: Wario ties the score for the Squacuums! 3rd match is Megaman and ZSS verse Nozzty goron, good luck, he's huge!
Stanley wasn't joking all right, this goron was bigger than the previous two, and could squish both Megaman and ZSS rather easily. The match started with ZSS firing plasma bullets at Nozzty, which only stuneed him slightly. She then grabbed the goron, and held on to it rather well. Megaman was ready to fire a shot at Nozzty when Samus had it in a chokehold with her plasma whip. ZSS was wrestling the goron off the edge of the arena, awaiting a final blow from Megaman, but this didn't happen. Instead, he tried firing a extremely powerful shot, but his suit malfunctioned and he shot himself out of the ring from the force of the misfired blast. Nozzty then got a hold of ZSS and performed a body slam on her out of the arena, which injured her severly. She laid there motionless and Nozzty scored another point for the gorons.
Stanley then called two toads to take ZSS away in a plane. They then flew off into the clouds.
Stanley: Another point for the gorons! If ZSS doesn't heal by tonight, she's eliminated, so hope for the best! Next match: Samurai Goroh vs Derge goron!
This goron was smaller than the others, and was only slightly bigger than Goroh, and this goron looked rather meek. It sat ready to dodge Goroh, but Goroh came at him to fast, and knocked him out of the ring before it had a chance to attack. The other gorons were impressed.
Stanley: Wow, Goroh's a master at wrestling gorons! Goroh ties the score again! Next match: Marth and Pikachu verse Goyust Goroh.
Goyust was a Goron who was not as big as Nozzty, but Goyust had spikes on his back, and long claws, which was unusual for a goron. Goyust came at full speed and twirled in circles, which clawed Marth across the face, but Pikachu dodged the attack by crouching. An eletrical bolt was then sent by Pikachu to the Goyust, but it was ineffective because the gorons for some reason were uneffected by electricity, which was bad for Pikachu. Marth was using counter to stop the clawing Goyust from landing a hit on him, but one counter missed and send Marth rolling into Pikachu. Pikachu stayed in the ring, but Marth was out of the ring. Goyust came rolling ravingly towards Pikachu, but Pikachu made a spectacular jump, and clinged on to the spikes on Goyust's back. He then started to scream in Goyust's ear which drove him insane. he ran to the end of the edge, and tried shaking him off. Then instead he made the spikes on his back grow longer, then dropped his body on the floor. This made Pikachu fall of the spikes he was clinging to and hit the dirth floor out of the arena. Goyust was pleased at the hard match he fought, so he helped Marth and Pikachu back up, and cheered loudly.
Stanley: That was interesting! Goyust wins the match! The next match is Meta Knight verse Kolluy goron!
Kolluy was as small as Meta Knight! He was a very undergrown goron but had very muscular arms, and was covered in armor. Kolluy also had a very serious look in his eyes, like Meta Knight always had. Kolluy scanned Meta Knight therally, then turned into a ball and rolled about the ring. Meta Knight glided about the ring to and tried to stop at where the goron was going to be. When Meta Knight stopped finally at a good spot, he stopped Kolluy and they both then rolled into one round ball which looked blue and brownish with the slightest tint of sliver. The ball then was turning more and more red and then finally stopped. Meta Knight was covered slightly in blood as he dizzily fell out of the ring. Everyone underestimated Kolluy.
Stanley: Final match now, This one's either way, the gorons win but for the heck of it, Totalas goron verse Game and Watch, Fawful, and Snake! If you win this, you at least get a reward, each of you!
Totalus was the biggest goron by far and also the leader of the gorons. He had an amazing build, and used steel gloves and instead of normal arms, he has titanium arms. The trio could swear that they saw meneacing flames that show excitment in his large lustful eyes. This was the ultimate gron battle, which would earn great respect if the three beat Totalus. All of the sudden though, the roof was blown off the building the ring was in and lightning was in the background with the drak skys visible to everyone.
Stanley: LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!! A another odd thing happened though: A battle song erupted through the room called the Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga: Boss Theme. The battle was on.
Totalus let out a scornful laugh as the music played at a volume everyone could here, which was unheard from Totalus's voice for a moment
Totalus: Face me weaklings!
Fawful then screamed at a high pitch.
Fawful: I HAVE FURYYYYY! Fawful then tossed the cloak and helmet aside and was now in an odd pink type of jumpsuit, which also allowed him to fly and glide like his helmet did.
Totalus swung a punch at Game and Watch, but Game and Watch turned sideways and avoided the punch. Snake then screamed at Fawful to turn right. Fawful turned right and clutched on to Totalus's arm, and brought him to the ground, he had some immense power in this pink suit when he was in his so called "fury mode". Totalus was slowed down by Fawful, and Game and Watch cracked a fish bowl over Totalus's head. This enraged Totalus but Snake tossed a grenade at him, but he just chewed on it and spat it out, pin and all. Snake then resorted to plan B and rolled out of Totalus's charging attack after he tossed Fawful aside. While Sanke was distracting Totalus, Game and Watch and Fawful launched themselves at his eyes, which brought him to the ground. Totalus was sucking Game and Watch into his mouth, ready to chew him up like he did with the grenade, but Fawful cuffed him across the face with a swift arm. This punch cracked Totalus's head back and Fawful somehow launched the balls he launched out of his helmet, out of his hands, which statred to burn Totalus's body. Totalus was being beaten so faar, but he wouldn't accept that. Totalus attemped to Smack Snake out of the ring, but he missed and instead hit Fawful's helmet outside of the ring and shattered it to pieces. This enrages Fawful completly.
Fawful: HORSE BALONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A powerful strike was made by Fawful as he just about smashed Totalus right out of the ring. This didn't happen though as Totalus grabbed him after he stood barley balance in the ring. Fawful didn't notice Totalus grabbed him though as he was ready to slam him out of the ring. But, with a quick cry from Snake, he was soon to be saved.
Snake: Fawful, headbutt and ram yourself foward with all your might!
Fawful did this, and this made Totalus hang on the edge of the ring. With the aid of Game and Watch smashing a giant credit card on Totalus's back, and Snake performing a strong powerful axe like kick to Totalus's spine, the king of Gorons was sitting outside of the ring face first in the ground within an long minute of full out effort for Fawful, Game and Watch, and Snake. They have won the match. Everyone else was stunned as the music stopped mysteriously and the sky turned back to a light blue color.
Stanley: In one of the most intense moments of Survivor of the Smash yet, the trio wins! Here's your prize guys! These are good until the merge!
Before Stanley gave them there prizes, he broguth them into a bullet bill shaped booth that was set up which was also soundproof and no one else could see them .Stanley then gave Game and Watch, Snake, and Fawful a small golden token which were none other than the official Nintendo trademark symbols.
Snake: What do we do with these?
Stanley: Well, these keep you safe from elimination until the merge! But when will that be you ask? Find out later! Don't tell anyone that you have these! They only work once! Anyways, so no one seems supicious about any of you having them, here are these metals that the Gorons gave the the best sumo wrestlers, Goroh got one too, although yours are bigger than his and covered in rubys.
Snake, Game and Watch, and Fawful all walked out with beautiful medals which everyone stared at. They were covered in rubies, emeralds, and diamonds. The shape of the medal was individual for each, for it was a model of themselves all wrestling Totalus. These medals were all made on the spot since the gorons were good with jewlerly. Goroh's medal was gold with a few emeralds and had him wrestling Derge on it.
As they all left, the gorons cheered for all them happily. They were all satisfied, including Totalus.
Soon, each separate team got back to there own camp.When the Squadrons were back, they saw ZSS waiting for them back at the camp. There was something odd about her though...she looked rather inflated. Her body looked more ballooned and a pregnant sized stomach jutted out.
Snake: Ikya! What happened?!
ZSS: A bad bad incident...**** THAT DR! Anyways, i'll explain later, but I can still play, I'll fight till the end!
Everyone's face have akward expressions.
The Squadrons then oogled at Game and Watch's and Snake's metals while the Vacuum's drooled at Fawful's metal. These metal were worth around $750 000. Goroh's was worth $250 000, due to the metals and jewels both types of the medals used. Despite the cheer around the camp, they still had to vote someone out because they lost by one, despite the trio's spectacular win, and the Squadrons were still missing Fox, Link, Capt. Falcon, DK Junior, and Blipp( he wasn't a votable member though). Meanwhile at the Vacuum's camp, they were discussing on who to vote off. Luigi was talking to Goroh, Zelda, Meta Knight, and Sonic while Fawful was sleeping.
Luigi: Ok, first, let's pretend nothing happened with ZSS. Keep things....natural around here.
Everyone agreed
Luigi: Anyways, I think Wari-
Sonic interupted him abruptly
Sonic: Have you seen Megaman's suit lately? It's BAD. It malfuntions alot!
Luigi: Such as?
Sonic lowered his eyes at him
Luigi: Well...
*flashback* Megaman: Hey, watch this, i'll blow that tree down!
Megaman attempts to shoot the tree down, but his suit backfires on him, sending him into the water.
*Flashback 2* Megaman: Watch me cook bacon!
Megaman pulls out an electronic pan, but backfires and he starks smacking himself in the face. Ganondrof laughed in histerics.
*flashback #3 Recent* Megaman trying to fire at shot at the goron, but it backfired on him and sent him out of the arena.
Luigi was pretty convined now, but had one more question
Luigi: But why did his suit work on the day that Ganondorf was eliminated? Luigi shuddered when he said Ganondorf.
Sonic: That was the during time it ever worked. I think his suit was badly damaged ever since the lightning hit it the day that Falco was eliminated. Face it, he can't do much, so we don't need him.
Everyone agreed with Sonic's logic.
Meta Knight: So Megaman it is eh?
Luigi: It seems so...
Back to the Squadrons camp, they had to eliminate someone, but they had no idea who to eliminate. As they pondered, they saw Capt. Falcon wrestling a giant banana peel with eyes. Fox was coming out of the forest and DK Junior was behind him. Fox seemed to be frustrated.
Fox: This ape ate some amazing food supplies! He said this as he pointed an accusing finger at DK Junior.
Snake: What did he eat?
Fox: He was going to eat this entire giant walking banana with eyes. But instead, the banana said it's name was Xananab and he had a whole years worth of bananas if we didn't hurt him. We reluctantly agreed and saw the bundle of bananas. But as I turned my back to show you guys, he ate every single banana! He left nothing for us! The person I talking about who showed us the food supplies is currently being attacked by Capt. Falcon for no reason nessarrily...
Capt. Falcon was wrestling Xananab, but the giant banana escaped and ran away as fast as he could.
Snake: Well, no harm done DK Junior, right Fox?
Fox: Bu-
Snake: RIGHT, Fox? Snake winked at him and the other people, and Fox and the others knew his plan
Fox: Yeah, ok, it's all gooood DK Junior.
DK Junior: Ooooo?
Little did he know, the confused ape didn't have much time.
Snake: Where's Link? Stanley's coming any minute now!
Link came charging out of the forest fighting off some Deku scrubs.
Link:...
Marth: Good to HEAR you again.
Link:...
Stanley came 5 minutes later, and made an anouncement.
Stanley: Let's go, the other team is watching you tonight, and your going to watch them!
The Squadrons were in the boats as they sped ahead and Stanley saw the Vacuum's on pidgeys while PT himself was going across the water on his Squirtle, who was strong enough to hold him up. Stanley decided to ram PT off Squirtle, but PT swayed about and knocked him out of the boat. He then hopped in the boat and navigated it tp the REJECTANCE ROOM, leaving Stanley to swim to the destination himself.
As soon as they got there, PT was going to read the votes today.
PT: Since Stanley's "out of commission" for now, I'll read the votes. Ok guys, you all did a good job, but one of you must go tonight. Squadrons, your up first. Vacuums, you can watch them.
Game and Watch went up and voted as well as the others, when they got back, PT read the votes
PT: OK, here they are... Well, he said as he emptied the pot, they were all for DK Junior, expect for one vote that was for Fox
Fox's eyes lit up with anger.
PT: Anyways DK Junior, you played well, but you must leave us now, I am sorry.
DK Junior jumped in the cannon and set the coordinates. He was just utterly confused. He was always confused.
PT: OK Squadrons, you watch now and the Vacuums vote. I'm making it quick so Luigi, you vote first.
Luigi voted first and so did everyone else after him. When they sat down, PT read the votes.
PT: Let's see... well... the person leaving us tonight is.... Megaman. Good bye blue warrior.
Megaman: Lousy disfuntioned suit! You all should all see me when it's actually working! I'll get lightning proof!
Megaman then took a long pause, then looked at a copy of Mario's Missing, the PC version.
Megaman: Good luck everyone, good luck, he said as he stared at Luigi. Good luck, Weegee. He then turned around, hopped in the cannon, and was anxious to go home and work on the suit.
Luigi was confused. How could he of known my alterego just by looking at the box? He thought to himself.
Two people were eliminated: Dk Junior and Megaman.
But anyways, the story is finished, and i'll be readjusting some minor and major things from the original and rid of the worst parts i feel ashamed of writing >_<. Deal is, I need at least... a few readers to post the rest of the 29 or so chapters. So if your secretly reading it, post at least once so tbhat i know you are! Critisism (constructivly) is even better!
Well, enjoy! (Btw, secret fanfic coming out soon)
Survivor of the Smash: Nintendo
Welcome to the story of Survivor with Nintendo characters to compete for the title of the new mascot for Nintendo. Mario had quit Nintendo and settled down with Peach. One by one the Nintendo participants will drop out by elimination or other means similiar to the T.V show Survivor. Mario originally intended for Luigi to be the host, since he thought that Luigi would never last 1 day on the island. Luigi promptly rejected the offer because he wanted to show Mario that he had the quality to be a shining mascot so Mario gave the job to his good friend instead: Stanley the Bug man.
The participant’s will consist mostly of characters from Super Smash Bros Melee along with a few others characters from Brawl and some completely new characters from other games, making the total number of participants 25. Some are not in the game as other’s had replaced them or other reasons. I have listed them below:
1. Mario: Settled down with Peach
2. Peach: Settled down with Mario
3. Dr. Mario: Clone of Mario
4. D.K: decided to let D.K Junior go instead of him
5. Young Link: Not needed when Link’s around
6. Pichu: Yeah, we can do better than him
The list of Participants are listed below:
1.Marth
2.Bowser
3.Mewtwo
4.D.K Junior
5.Wario
6.Sonic
7.Roy:
8.Luigi
9.Mr. Game and Watch
10.Meta Knight
11.Zelda
12.Samus
13.Fawful
14.Snake
15.Ganondorf
16.Yoshi
17.Capt. Falcon
18.Samurai Goroh
19.Pikachu
20.Jigglypuff
21.Fox
22.Falco
23.Krystal
24.Megaman
25.Link
Let the competition …BEGIN!!
The contestants came to the island on Peach’s pink air cruiser, which could be seen by the people below, them cheering for the new contestants. Stanley them announced in his loud booming voice that brought everyone to his attention.
Stanley: “Ok people, you are going to play it out to the max! Remember what’s on the line and enjoy yourselve-”.
Before Stanley finished his speech, Fox already knew what to do and grabbed his parachute, and made a 200 ft drop from the plane, soon reaching his mark on the island.
Stanley: “Just, just follow Fox and grab your parachute please,”
As Stanley told the pilot to bring the plane to a halt so that they could make their dramatic jump. Falco followed after Fox and was just a good of a skydiver as Fox, as he plummeted down to land. G&W barley needed the parachute he wore as he drifted like paper to the island. Bowser was given his Koopa car to descend down, as no parachute would hold his bulky exterior. For Jigglypuff, she didn’t need a parachute as she just inflated her body and floated down peacefully. When Capt. Falcon and Goroh went down, they were battling each other in the air, just like they did in F-Zero racing. After everyone went down in there own unique fashion, Luigi and Snake were left, and Luigi was scared silly.
Luigi: “Please a man! Why can’t I a go down like a Bowser did?”
Stanley: “Unless you want to gain 100 pounds for that, you better get moving!” As Stanley shoved Luigi out of the pink plane with his parachute attached, with Luigi screaming the entire time.
Snake: Keh,time to show some TRUE diving skills” he muttered as he puffed on the cigar. But as he was about to go, Stanley told him to lose the cigar and Snake unwillingly did it with anger in his eyes.
Once everyone descended Stanley just had the plane park right on the island.
Stanley: “Ok mates; hope you enjoyed your dive…”
Luigi: “I didn’t…”
Stanley: “Quiet! As I was saying, now we choose teams! So, the two teams leaders are the people who dived last: Snake and Luigi”
Snake…
Luigi: “Yahoo! Time to show some Luigi skills!”
Stanley: “Ok mates, who do you choose first, Snake?”
Snake: “Fox”
Luigi: “Yoshi!”
Snake: “Samus”
Luigi: Err umm... “Fawful?”
Luigi indeed did not have the greatest picking skills as a few snickered at his decisions.
The choosing continued to commence until only 2 remained unpicked: Meta Knight and Roy. Snake had his full team of 12 so it was Luigi’s turn to pick.
Luigi: “Hmmmmmmmmmm…eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr…aaaaaahhhhhhhhh…”
Stanley: “Just bloody pick!”
Luigi: “Fine, fine, fine I’ll pick Meta Knight.”
Stanley: “So it is settled!” Roy decided to speak up to ask about his fate.
Roy: “So… What happens to me?”
Stanley: “You… Get to go home first!” And on his command, the red carpet rolled out of the plane.
Roy: “Nooooooo!” “Not fair, not fair!” But it was to late as the Toad mushroom people took Roy away and flew into the puffy clouds with smiley faces on them on Peach’s pink plane.
The teams had 12 people on each team and were as followed
Snake: Samus, Fox, Falco, Link, Bowser, Capt. Falcon, Mewtwo, Marth, Pikachu, D.K Junior, and Mr. Game & Watch
Luigi: Yoshi, Fawful, Ganondorf, Sonic, Megaman, Krystal, Jigglypuff, Meta-Knight, Zelda, Samurai Goroh, and Wario
Stanley: “Now time to name your team’s guys!” “You first Snake.”
Snake: “Snake’s Squadron.” He said firmly with a couple of grunts from the team.
Luigi: “Luigi’s Vacuums!” “And a catchy catchphrase!” Before his team could stop him, it was too late and he said it: “We suck!”
Stanley: “Ok, Snake’s Squadron and Luigi’s Vacuums with their catchy phrase… “We suck” “Alright, now we make a race for the camp’s and since Roy left us so early, no elimination is going to occur today, so when you get to your camp, stretch out your legs and lay back… All right, teams ready? 3,2,1… Go!”
The race started and the teams were not even given maps, alone to travel to the other side of the island in the big, open forest. Sonic sped ahead leaving everyone in the dust, racing with no path thought out.
Snake: “Ok, men, move out!” As they all dashed into the forest with an actual sense of where they were going.
Luigi: “Err.” “Any ideas now that Sonic left us?” He stuttered nervously
Fawful: “Yes yes, we will all hang on to my helmet as we blast off into the forest!”
Goroh: “I say we slice down the entire forest!”
Luigi: “Let’s just walk and a talk about the plan in the forest, ok?”
When they finally went in, they lost some ground and Snake’ team was ahead of them. There was some creature’s such Cactuers and Grumpigs running around, which Snake shot down a Grumpig with his tranquilizer and slugged it across his shoulder.
Snake: “Planning ahead is a good idea.”
G&W: “Beep!”
Snake: “Shut the hell up!”
Mr. G&W tended to get on everyone’s nerves within the first hour of the game. Soon, as they approached there camp, Sonic was waiting there, trying to look cool by pretending to slurp seawater out of a shiny glass he found.
Sonic: “Pack up guy’s your camp’s a that away!” As Sonic pointed to the southern side of the island that look considerably darker. The team groaned and turned away as Luigi’s Vacuums came into the scene and cheered for Sonic.
Luigi: “Here we are, our new home.”
Everyone gave a sigh of relief and settled down into there separate spot of the refuge.
Chapter 2: Hmph! (Remastered chapter title, the old one gave away too much
)The Vacuums soon set up their camp and Goroh put his muscular body to work to make a shelter and wood for the fire (since they didn’t pick Bowser, who has fire breath). Meanwhile, everyone else either went to make an alliance, explore their campgrounds, or some even slept like the lazy Wario. Zelda soon thought the same as most girls did when they started out: A girl’s alliance. With a few words from Krystal in a quiet area of their own, the first alliance was secretly made.
Meanwhile, after hours of walking and Snake telling G&W to shut the hell up, the Squadrons new camp was found at the southern end of the island. It was not as big as the other camp, or as nice but it would do good enough for them. Fox knowing Falco better than the others was anxious to make an alliance with him.
Fox: “Falco! Come here”
Fox foolishly alerted everyone that he was going to make an alliance with Falco by blurting out his name and asking him to come into the bushes.
Fox: “So, we goooooood for an alliance?”
But Falco was thinking that maybe he wanted to go his own way for once, so he was planning to let Fox THINK he was tight with him, but didn’t go out as planned.
Falco: “Well, I don-“
Fox: “Fine! I didn’t want an alliance with you anyways!” As Fox stormed away in anger, not letting Falco even get the chance to speak and letting everyone know what happened.
Falco: “Oh boy…” Falco decided to go to sleep then, but didn’t get the chance as Stanley came onto the scene by boat.
Stanley: “Come now people! Time for the first challenge!” Falcon was filled with enthusiasm.
Falcon: “Woohoo! Yeah! Show me yo moves guys!” Which earned him some odd glances.
G&W: “Beep!”
Snake: If we lose, I’ll take you FIRST, you 2D freak.”
G&W was silent for a moment before letting out another beep.
After both teams were gathered, they were brought to a rather old, rotting wide area.
“Stanley: Ok now, your first challenge is… An endurance test! You will have to avoid the certain objects in each round as they go faster and faster and some items ricochet off the walls. If you are hit you are out and 4 people will get eliminated each round and whoever has the most team mates left, wins and the other team, goes to the REJECTENCE ROOM. Don’t get hit too hard as we don’t have the proper medical care to fix you up so have fun!”
When everyone was lined up in the filled arena, Stanley made the announcement.
Stanley: “The first item in is the red turtle shell!”
He then tossed in 12 turtle shells into the arena. Mewtwo tended to teleport and hover over the shells making it quite easy for him. Krystal was faring well and Luigi was wall jumping (he did in New Super Mario Bros) Yoshi tried to latch on to a pole with his tongue, but Snake shot Yoshi’s tongue with his tranquilizer gun, making Yoshi fall into the pit of turtle shells, eliminating him when he got pelted by a turtle shell and didn’t land on the top of one. DK Junior was swinging off the hanging pieces of moss on the roof. Marth was rapidly using his counter to shoot them away and Link was bouncing on the tops of the turtle shells. He then performed a risky move in the arena, a spin attack sending them flying everywhere. Although he got the wall jumping Luigi, he also accidentally pelted DK Junior, so he put his shield over his head, turtle shells bouncing off it like arrows. Captain Falcon meanwhile dived down from his position on the ceiling to chuck a shell at Goroh, which he sliced in two and kicked Falcon in the face, making him off guard and hit by a turtle shell. Jigglypuff also couldn’t hold her breath no longer, thus making her fall and got clocked by an incoming shell. As Meta-Knight made a glide to the other side of the arena, Bowser pounced on Meta-Knight, taking him and Meta-Knight out and making the Squadrons win that round.
Stanley: “4 out for Vacuums and 3 out for Squadrons, next item, lightning bolt!”
The lightning bolts soon activated and zapped Pikachu almost instantly. Fox and Falco were using their reflectors and the lightning bolts bounced off their reflectors. But after watching Wario get pelted, Wario farted near Fox and that brought Fox’s guard down, thus getting zapped by lightning and Falco even smiled when that happened to Fox, but his team mates unfortunately saw him smirk leading to less trust from his team mates. Mega Man's suit malfunctioned due to the lightning and his suit drew in the lightning, zapping him silly. As Fawful moved about in his helmet, lightning zapped his helmet and made him collide with Mewtwo, which got them both at the same time and eliminated them both. G&W then easily turned sideways with his 2D shape and stayed like that, avoiding all the lightning. Samus soon got skewered by lightning as she attempted to sneak up on Ganondorf to push him in lightning, her mistake costing her the win of this round.
Stanley: “There are 7 out for Vacuum’s and 7 out for Squadrons, it’s even now! Last item, Bob Ombs .”
The Bomb’s dropped from a hole in the ceiling and Ganondorf’s speed failed him as the Bob Ombs took him, not without spotting G&W and taking him out with himself. Zelda meanwhile, who’s been doing well tried to throw Marth off guard by flirting with him. It failed and a Bob Omb blasted her. Link’s shield was blown to bits after one too many Bob Ombs and the Bob Ombs unfortunately hit Link, then bounced off a shard of his shield and nailed Falco, eliminating both in one move. It was only Snake and Marth vs. Krystal, Goroh, and Sonic.
Stanley: “Final five? Then lets release all the items!”
All the previous items came onto the scene and Marth nailed a shell so hard with his sword that it hit Sonic square on and brought him down. Snake was about to try to hit Goroh with a tranquilizer, but Krystal saw him pull his gun out, so she brought out her pole and smacked an incoming Bob Omb towards her that hit Snake’s gun, and also hit Snake in the explosion. Goroh and Krystal then went up upon the ceiling again and Marth tried to follow, but a lightning bolt skimmed his head, the noise startling him while he fell over and 2 Bob Ombs and a shell hit him in the back.
Stanley: “Team Vacuum’s win! Wow, that’s a shocker…”
Snake didn’t mind losing, as he was ready to eliminate G&W.
Stanley: “But your not going back to your camp to plan today, your having the elimination right here!”
Snake…
Stanley: “Ok, since were not having elimination in the REJECTANCE ROOM, I set up a voting station over there”
He pointed to a funny looking booth that looked like a Bullet Bill. Now the other team can go back now, so be ready to see one less member of their team tomorrow! After they left, Stanley gave the other team their chance.
Stanley: “Get ready to vote! You go first, Bowser.” So the voting began.
After the voting was complete and written on the Star shaped ballets, Stanley pulled out the cup that the votes were contained in.
Stanley: “Ok, whoever gets the most votes will leave the island and be eliminated from the competition. First vote: Falco”
Falco’s eyes opened wide.
Stanley: “Next vote Falco, the third vote: Falco and the fourth vote: Falco.”
Falco began to sweat nervously.
Stanley: “Fifth: Falco”
Falco closed his eyes in defeat, but a new name appeared in handwriting.
Stanley: “G&W.”
Falco: “I just may sta-“
Stanley: “Second to leave the island, Falco.” As he read the last vote
Stanley: “Now follow me to the cannon where we will send him back home.
As soon as they all made it to the cannon, Stanley told Falco to get in, and within seconds, Falco was sent through the air, and back to his Arwing ship at home. Everyone watched in awe.
Stanley: “Well, whoever may laugh at him now, you may just go NEXT! So, get some rest and go back to your camp.”
They all left silently and Snake’s head was down: knowing that he’ll have to live with G&W another day.
Chapter 3: Clash of the Titans Authors opinion: This is when SOTS starts to state it's uniqueness from other survivor fanfics.
When the Vacuums arrived back at their peaceful camp, Everyone broke out in cheers, well everyone except Ganondorf and Meta-Knight, who just sat back silently, They were pretty much the social outcasts in the group, although if you ever sad something to Ganondorf, he would just start charging up his warlock punch immediately, which was a warning for the other person to scram.
Luigi meanwhile, was praising himself silently and proved to Mario that his words were blastphemy, because Luigi DID last more than one day.
Luigi: “Take that Mario, I did last a longer than a day!” Luigi thought he was superior now, but as he said those words, Samurai Goroh approached him and siad the following words:
Goroh: “You know it, I know it, Your not a good leader, so step down and let me take over your position. Take a back seat from all the stress. After all, leaders are the #1 target”
Samurai Goroh said these words rather coldly, and was awaiting an anwser from the timid green man.
Luigi finally spoke up a few seconds later.
Luigi:“How about this, if i'm a ever voted off before you, you can have the spot of leade-”
Goroh: “Deal” They both shook hands on it, and Goroh turned his back to Luigi and was smiling as he went back to his rather crude bed, which was made of bamboo and leaves.
Luigi thought that Goroh would be a good leader if he left, but little did Luigi know, Goroh was now planning as he layed down on his bed, how to eliminate Luigi.
Meanwhile back at the Squadrons lower quality camp, Snake was grumbling a bit, but he knew that he had to suck it up and live with Game and Watch another day. After all, he thought to himself, Game and Watch won't be here to long, as Game and Watch was really getting on his nerves lately. Despite that, the rest of the camp didn't mind him, infact they enjoyed him as Game and Watch was quite the entertainer and was performing various tricks like juggling with rocks, and jumping on a large palm tree while doing flips in the air. Although one thing that did bother them was that he still beeped constantly, so to solve that problem they kept his head in a scuba diver head piece that they found washed up on the beach which silenced the 2d man and he even seemed to enjoy it*.But for some reason, Snake just didn't seem to like him, just like how he didn't like Sonic.
Soon after an hour of watching Game and Watch entertain (he is very entertaining), Stanley came to the Squadrons camp in his little homemade boat, which was made of a light iron sustance and a couple of barrels, along with some dead bugs hanging on the walls and a can of bug spray on the sides of the boat.
Stanley: “Hello outcasts!” He said in an almost mocking voice.
The Squadrons just mumbled a bit under their breath.
Stanley: “I see that you have quite the entertainer”
He said this as he looked at Game and Watch, who was juggling a couple of rocks on the shore.
“Anyways, today your having a special challenge I like to call the Nintendo Rally! Here's how it works: Your team will choose one person from the team to participate in the challenge, and they will participate in a challenge either against eachother, or against a other special guest... If they win the challenge, you get to come over and watch their spectacular replay and your team is safe from elimination, or they come back empty handed, most likely to be ridiculed, and despised among the outcasts for a few days. This will happen every three challenges and lucky for the rest, the Nintendo Rally counts for the challenge so everyone else gets to rest up, and the sole winner of the challenge gets a small reward!. So, who's stepping up first? While you all ponder that, i'll watch your 2d fellow outcast's performance.” Stanley then sat down, and Game and Watch continued his performance.
Snake: “I say we let's pick-”
Stanley: “One more thing, you can't pick the same person every challenge!”
The Squadrons were already thinking negative thoughts not been able to pick the same person consistantly, well, everyone expect Capt. Falcon that is, who always thought positively.
Snake: “Like I said, let's pick Capt. Falcon, he has both attributes of speed and power.”
Marth:“I say we pick Mewtwo, he may just be the most intelligent here, his telekenisis may come in handy too!”
Everyone pondered this for a few seconds, then decided to go with Snake's decision. Marth felt slightly discouraged and muttered to himself silently.
Marth: “Lousy girl hair...”
Mewtwo then decided to read his mind and send a message to him with his physic powers.
Mewtwo: You tried... and you do have girl hair.
When Marth heard this message in his brain, he felt a chill in his body and was utterly in silence. Marth never knew that Mewtwo could also read minds.
Stanley then got up, tossed 5 dollars to Game and Watch for his performance, and took Capt. Falcon on his boat and as he was about to sail off, Zero Suit Samus yelled out to him and stanley gladly stopped the boat for a second, gazing at her body.
ZSS: “How does the other team get the message?”
Stanley: “My assistant sends them the message and when a Nintendo Rally comes up, you'll either see me or my assistant,either way,you'll see him soon enough.
Then finally Stanley went away in his boat with Capt. Falcon sitting in the back.
When they reached their destination, it was a giant stadium that was adorned with lights, banners, and various other things like Arwings and F-Zero car models on the roof. As soon as they entered the stadium, the assistant brought in the other selected challenger: Samurai Goroh. Inside the stadium was a giant crowd filled with goombas, lumas,and even ROBs were watching the soon to be active challenge.
Stanley then called upon his assistant to help him with the announcement and he said a couple of words to him silently.
Stanley: “So... what your name again kid?” He ask rather confused.
Assistant: “Pokemon Trainer...”
Stanley: Seriously, what's your name?
PT:...
Stanley: “Welcome everyone to the Nintendo Rally, where you get to watch fantastic performances by the selected contestants, allow me to explain what we are doing for the Rally today!
Stanley then pointed a finger at Mr.Sand Bag. The two contestants will perform various moves on Mr.Sand Bag, and after they both perform their snazzy performances, you the crowd will decide the winner! So, let the game begin!”
PT decided the add to the exitement by releasing his Charizard in the air, leting it fly about, and unfortunately, Charizard almost ate an unfortunate Squeak (Kirby Squeak Squad), but PT brought it back just in time.
Captain Falcon and Samurai Goroh were already fighting eachother to be first up, but Stanley broke the fight up and let Capt.Falcon go up first, much to Goroh's dismay. Capt.Falcon started on Mr.Sandbag with a series of rapid punches, then followed up with a Falcon Kick, which drove the crowd wild. His fast movement, mixed with a perfect amount of strength, made his performance dazzling, and after his last few uppercuts and a giant blow from the knee, he finished off his performance with his signature move:
Capt.Falcon: “Falcon Pawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnch! His Falcon Punch sent Mr.Sandbag flying into the crowd, who moved out of the way just in time. The crowd was roaring Capt.Falcon's name and were very pleased with his beating on the Sand Bag.
Stanley thought Falcon's performance was very impressive too, and let Goroh go up to Mr. Sandbag next, hoping to see something just as amazing as the last act.
Goroh first let out a loud and proud battle cry before charging at Mr.Sandbag , and started his performance by launching Mr. Sandbag up in the air with his sword. He then proceeded to attack the bag with a series of sword slashes, and a couple of kicks here and there. His swordplay was so fast, that the crowd lost track of it at times. Goroh put an end to his beating on the SandBag by making one GIANT slash which slammed Mr.Sandbag into the rigged backboard at a high velocity. Cheers erupted from the crows and Stanley was also very impressed with his performance. Once the two gave eachother a deathly glare, Stanley Stood up and shouted at the crowd to decide the winner.
Stanley: “Cheer if Captain Falcon's the man you want to give victory!” The crowd broke out into a very loud and while the girls cheered the word Captain, the guys cheered the word Falcon right after them.
Stanley: “If Samurai Goroh's your sword wielding champion, shout for him!” The crowd was also very loud and they yelled out Goroh's name: Samurai Goroh!
Judging by the hollers in the crowd, he made his decision on who had more cheers and an overall better performance.
Stanley: The winner, by a very small margin is... Captain Falcon!” Capt. Falcon was overjoyed and he went up to Goroh slowly.
Capt.Falcon: “Falcon Pawwwwwwwwwwwwnch!” He sent Goroh into the backboards where Mr. Sandbag rested also.
Stanley: “Ok everyone, clear out and see you again next time, where two new competitors will clash heads against eachother! Falcon, was there a point into punching Goroh?”
Falcon: "The adrenaline and thrilll!
The crowd eventually left very satisfied.
Silence was around the Vacuum's camp as they waited for the results, soon there request was anwsered with sorrow, as Stanley dropped Goroh off and lost the challenge.
Goroh felt rather ashamed to lose to Falcon again, so he just went back to bed without words.
As for the Squadrons, they were picked up by PT and got to watch Falcon's performance on a giant theater screen, which was met with much praise. When they were sent back, Stanley gave Capt. Falcon his reward which was A giant king sized blanket enbroided with his name on it and had a couple of F-Zero cars on it, much to Capt.Falcon's delight. A few other members weren't exactly happy with him getting his own blanket, but most of them thought that he deserved it, and were glad that they weren't being voted out today, but wondered which of the Vacuum's would diminish off of the opposing team.
The Vacuum's were scrambling around, trying to persuade people to join them in voting out someone. Soon, a small pack which had Luigi, Yoshi, Fawful, Sonic, Zelda, Krystal,and Goroh, were sitting deep in the forest, discussing who they wanted gone. Goroh was the first to speak up.
Goroh: “WHY in the world do we even NEED Jigglypuff, she's useless!”
Luigi: “But I think that we should vote out Ganondorf, he's very hard to work with, hes scary, and you can't even talk to him without him trying to attack you most of the time, he only talks to a Meta Knight occasionally.”
Krystal: “I agree with Luigi, let's take out that evil freak.”
Sonic decided to speak up next.
Sonic: “No way! Jigglypuff's useless!”
Luigi: “Fawful, Zelda, do you have any input on this situation?”
Fawful spoke rather oddly when he talked
Fawful: “Yes, that Pink puffball is the mustard seed of patheticness, we don't need that cow bean.”
Zelda: “No, take out Ganondorf, I know what he's like.
Zelda then thought back to Ganondorf with a shudder.”
Goroh: “You want some valid reasons why Jigglypuff should go? Well for one she can't stay awake no matter what. Two, she is very weak and has nothing we could possibly need from her. Three, Have you seen her do something besides sleep, and she can't even talk to us properly, all she does is say her own name!”
Goroh's reasons persuaded a few in the group and made Fawful and Sonic change there minds.
Sonic: “Come on Luigi, Step it up! We need you with us!”
Luigi finally gave in with a sigh.
Luigi: “Well as long as he doesn't a kill me in my sleep,ok?”
Zelda would not change her mind no matter what.
Fawful: “KEKEKE! I will secretly persuade and round up the rest of the cow beans to vote for puffball pink ok?”
Sonic: Alright! Have to mention though, that thing looks a bit tooo innocent...
The rest of the group chucked, seeing as they didn't think Sonic was serious. Are his supiscions right though?
Later at night, when you could here bugs in the forest and the moonlight reflecting on the shore, The vacuum's were given a map to the REJECTION ROOM and soon got to the spot in less than an hour. The place had cobwebs on it and looked rather bland, but what was inside would surprise them more. Virtual Boy's were on the shelves and other rejected stuff and other forgotten things and games made tiles for the floor. Character portraits like the Eggplant Wizard and Balloon Fighter were hung up on the walls and hidden so well that you may never see it, was a picture of Stanley in all his glory. Luigi could of also swore that he saw a game cartridge of Luigi Missing hidden on the ground.
As soon as eveyone took their seat, Stanley cut to the chase.
Stanley: “Ok, let's just get the voting underway, so I'll let you go first, Fawful.”
Fawful: “Ketchup beans!”
Stanley: “OK then...”
10 minutes later, Stanley brought out the skull shaped pot which had the words "Reject Time" on it. Stanley then read the first vote:
First vote: Ganondorf
Second vote: Ganondorf
Third vote: Jigglypuff
Fourth vote: Jigglypuff
Fifth vote: Ganondorf
Sixth vote: Jigglypuff
seventh vote: Jigglypuff
While Ganondorf was half smirking at him probably going to stay, Jigglypuff was fast asleep.
Eighth vote: Jigglypuff
ninth vote: Jigglypuff
the 10th, 11th and 12th vote: Jigglypuff
Stanley said to the sleeping Jigglypuff as he picked her up: “3rd person voted out, and never going to be Nintendo's Star:Jigglypuff”
As Stanley was crossing the bridge to load Jigglypuff into the cannon, and set the coordinates back to her home, the Balloon Fighter fish flew up from the bottom of the bridge and tried to take a bite at Jigglypuff. She woke up and fell on the fist and used rest. This attack sent the fish FLYING away and into the smiling clouds. Everyone was speechless and jaws dropped, even Gannondorf had a dropped jaw as they watched Stanley shakingly load her in the cannon, and shoot her back to her home.
Stanley: “w-w-well, that is all.”
No one spoke for the rest of the night. They have just fully underestimated the power of Jigglypuff.
Chapter Four: Testing your might A.N: First running gag if you notice it
It was a bright sunny, crisp morning when the Vacuum's woke up.They were all rather tired and in a state of shock due to last night's experience of seeing their former member Jigglypuff's "rest move". But they all knew that the day had to begin at sometime so they got up, and most people went back to their usual routine that they did everyday. Goroh worked his butt off, Sonic ran about their campsite, Krystal and Zelda chatted, and Wario slept as usual, much to everyone's dismay, as he had a strong body that could really help out the Vacuums if he actually used his strength around the camp once in a while. He almost slept as much as Jigglypuff! Some of the other members tended to talk about him when he was sleeping.
Megaman: “Wario is pretty pathetic around camp, why is he here?” Megaman said rather confused.
Goroh:“Because he could be phenomanal in strength challenges”
Krystal spoke quickly after she heard Goroh say this.
Krystal:“What about his skills in intulectual challenges?”
Goroh had no response to this, but 5 mins after their conversation, Wario finally woke up from what he sometimes called it "beauty sleep".
Wario: “Here I go! Where's the grub?”
Sadly for the Vacuums, food has been in scarce amounts on the islands and in the seas. In the last few days, they have had only a couple of fruits, Krabbys, and Bloopers which were caught by Goroh himself. But Wario asked this question first almost every morning, which was soon starting to get on their nerves.
Finally, Megaman decided to give to Wario a rather dreary and sarcastic answer.
Megaman: “MMM... I see that no one's jumping at that mossy covered rock in the sand.”
Wario did not like the way that Megaman anwsered his question, so he responded rather snarky.
Wario:“Oh,shut up!”
Wario said angrily as he walked away slowly. He tended to have a bad additude in the morning,which no one appreciated,well,except Ganondorf.
“Show me ya moves!” Captain Falcon said persistantly over at the Squadron's camp to a rather irritated Bowser.
Bowser:“No”
Capt.Falcon:“Yes!”
Bowser:“No”
Capt.Falcon:“Yes!”
Bowser was getting really annoyed now.
Bowser: “How about I roast your pathedic body if you don't stop pestering me?!?”
Capt.Falcon thought that Bowser was accepting his challenge.
Capt.Falcon: “Come on!” He then jumped on Bowser and tried to attack him, but Bowser soon roared and started biting at him, warning him to back off. Capt.Falcon stooped for a moment, then ran off to find some more competition. Challenges to Capt.Falcon was his favorite part of the game.
Almost everyone at the Squadrons camp was occupied. Bowser was making a fire with his breath, careful not to burn down the island, Captain Falcon was trying to find someone to challenge, Marth and Link were sword fighting and Fox, DK Junior,and ZSS were collecting food. Snake on the other hand, was trying to improve Mr.Game and Watch's juggling performance, he was trying to get along with him, but most of the time it was mostly just Snake yelling to the confused Mr.Game and Watch.
Snake: “No no no, you can juggle better than that, don't dought my high I.Q level!” Here, watch how I can juggle.
Snake, not wanting to accept the truth that Game and Watch could juggle better than him, tried to juggle the best he could. He picked up a couple of rocks and tossed them around, with a couple of rocks pelting him in the head. Soon after his rather underwealming performance, Mr. Game and Watch used his judgement move to give him a score. Mr. Game and Watch gave Snake's performance a 4, which made Snake go insane.
Snake: “Why you little 2d freak, take this!”
Before Game and Watch could react, Snake tackled him into the water, and surprisingly, Snake flew back after Game and Watch sent him flying back onto the shore with a headbutt attack from his scuba helmet. Unfortuantely for the camp, Game and Watch's helmet flew off into the water and hit the bottom of the lake. Game and Watch was rather frightened without his helmet because he had rather liked it, so he did what knew even better than juggling: he started beeping.
The rest of the Squadrons were running towards the commotion and couldn't stand Game and Watch's beeping
Fox: “Nice going, brainiac!”
When Mewtwo talked, he talked telepathically.
Mewtwo: “Imbusile!”
Snake decided to end all the negative responses to him by shouting out his plan over Game and Watch's constant beeping.
Snake: “OK, I'M GOING TO GRAB THE HELMET, TO STUP THIS 2D FREAK THE HELL UP! SO EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN!”
Without further words, Snake dived into the lake to retrieve the helmet. His search was short, as he saw it lying in a small dark hole, but he had to avoid the Urchin's near it. So slowly and steadly, he took out his survival knife and slashed at them. When they all cleared, he went for the helmet, but saw a rather large buck tooth fish staring him straight in the eyes: A Cheep-Cheep! By this time,Snake needed to take a breath , so he scooped up the helmet, and swam back up. A long breath was taken Snake, and he tossed the helmet back on land and Bowser quickly shoved the helmet on Game and Watch's head to stop his beeping.
Snake: “Ok, i'm coming back ashore n-”.Snake's word's were cut short as the giant Cheep-Cheep pulled Snake down with it's large buck teeth. Snake was slashing the fish, but that didn't work well.So he wrestled with the Cheep-Cheep more, and remembered the grenades he had in his bag, so when his head was above water again,he yelled out to his teammates.
Snake: “One of you, get me a grenade from my bag!” ZSS rushed to get one and opened up his bag, which had grenades, mines, and some unmetionable stuff. Once she hoisted a grenade from his bag, she was going to toss it to him, but Mewtwo thought quicker. He telekenetically took the grenade from ZSS, and launched it in the fish's mouth. Snake dived out of the way as the Cheep-Cheep exploded and fish bits went send flying everywhere. Soon, Snake was swimming back to shore,very tired indeed which made him swim very slowly back. All of the sudden though, he saw Game and Watch jump into the water and Snake thought to himself as he was swimming that maybe Game and Watch isn't so bad afterall, because what Snake thought is that Game and Watch was coming to help him back to shore. Instead, he swam right past Snake, and grabbed a turtle that he saw swimmimg by.
"Thanks for the help" Snake muttered.
When Snake finally got back on the shore (no thanks to Game and Watch), he helped collect the pieces of fish that were lying on the beach, and put them in a container so that they could eat them later on. Snake was exhausted.
Snake: “*huff* I'm going to slee-.” Snake was cut off once again as he heard the sound of a droning engine in the distance which was none other than Stanley.
Stanley: “Come on chumps, chop chop, we've got a challenge to go to!”
Capt.Falcon: “YEAAAAAAH!”
With a rather weary leader participating in today's challenge, victory may be slightly harder for the Squadrons to pull off.
After their 10 minute boatride with Stanley, the other team came riding in style: on Pidgey's! The Squadron's were laughing at them, but these Pidgeys were actually rather strong, as they refused to evolve and are the strongest Pidgeys of their type, Pokemon Trainer caught them himself.
But Stanley knew some rules about pokemon trainer's and asked PT a question:
Stanley: “Aren't Pokemon trainer's only allowed to have 6 pokemons at a time?”
Pokemon Trainer responded by smirking.
Stanley: “I guess that will be left a mystery... Anyways, today's challenge, A good old strength (and some intelligence) Challenge!
On his command, a giant sqaure surface rised out of the water, with a pillar at each corner of the square. The square had the Holy Blade of Ragnell on it, as well as a few other weapons like blasters and fire flowers on it. Everyone stared at the designs in awe, well except Ganondorf who scoffed at it.
Stanley: “This challenge is pretty simple, all's you have to do is push the other person itnto the water by any means possible. There can be up to 3 people in the ring, but it will be only 2 people in the ring the majority of the time. Since I want to show off my physique, i'm going to give you a visual demo.
Stanley then hopped into the ring and called out Pokemon Trainer.
Stanley: “Come on, Trainer, show me some power!
Pokemon Trainer sighed and stepped into ring, summoned Charizard, and Charizard knocked him into the cold water within 5 seconds.Everyone laughed at Stanley, which angered him, so he tried to prevoke Pokemon Trainer.
Stanley: “What's the matter, can't beat me without your precious critters!?
Pokemon Trainer sighed again as he put the pokeball's he had on the sidelines, and as Stanley charged at him, Pokemon Trainer grabbed him, tossed him, and performed a series of judo chops, and sweep kicks before launching Stanley into the water once again, Stanley never stood a chance as everyone cheered for Pokemon Trainer, well except Ganondorf once again.
Stanley: “Just, just start the competition and draw the names out of the Toad mushroom retainer hat, ok? Stupid beginner's luck...
After that was done, Stanley announced the first battle.
Stanley: First battle: “Yoshi vs DK Junior, ready....go!
DK Junior and Yoshi both charged at eachother, but Yoshi won the charge battle because he attacked DK Junior in his egg form. This threw Dk Junior off his feet slightly, but he slugged Yoshi across the face with a punch that made Yoshi almost touch the water. As Dk Junior came to finish off Yoshi, Yoshi thought strategically. He ate the incoming Donkey Kong Junior, turned him into an egg, and Donkey kong Junior fell helplessly into the water, thus scoring one point for the vacuum's.
Stanley: Next match: “Fawful vs Fox
Fawful started the match by yelling to Fox in a maniacle voice
Fawful:“Fink rat!
Fox returned the favor by taunting Fawful with one of his own taunts. Luckily for Fox though, Fawful was more easily enraged.
Fox:“Come on!
This made Fawful fire a flurry of fireballs out of his helmet at Fox, but he used his reflector to easily reflect the fireballs, and one of them made his helmet fly off to the edge of the arena.
Fawful: “Stench rabbit!
As Fawful went to retrieve his helmet, Fox was shooting him down with his laser gun, which reduced Fawful into a crawling state, avoiding most of the lasers as he went to his helmet. But Fox was not going to let Fawful have the chance to attack with his helmet again, so he rushed at Fawful with a Fox Illusion attack, this results in an ultimate flaw for Fox however, as Fawful ducked in fear, and pushed the helmet towards Fox, which made him trip on it, and he went crashing into the water. When Fawful opened his eyes again, Fox was yelling as he swam back to shore.
Fawful:...“Relish mouse
Stanley: “That was rather unexpected, either way, the Vacuums have a two point lead! The third match: Bowser vs Sonic (this should be good)
Sonic instantaneously said to Bowser: “Your too slow! This made Bowser angry, but instead he recoiled with his own taunt, and he started to wobble on one foot, but he fell flat on his face. No one dared to laugh at him (well, except Ganondorf) but Sonic decided to enrage Bowser again by yelling at him: “Come on, step it up! Sonic then decided to go attack Bowser with a flurry of homing attacks. Bowser was literally being tortured by these attacks which made Bowser tip on the edge of the stage, finally, Bowser got a hold of Sonic, and did a bellyslam into the water with Sonic, and Sonic touched the water first, thus making Bowser the winner of the match.
Stanley: Wow, Bowser was actually strategic, ha! Fourth match: Mewtwo vs Wario
Wario hopped on to his chopped and started the match rather quickly. Mewtwo scoffed at Wario and held Wario up with telekenesis. Wario's Chopper was also held up in the air and turned into a pile of scrap within a few seconds. Wario was receiving a severe beating as Mewtwo slammed him into pillars, tossed him on the floor, and scoffed at the beaten Wario. All of the sudden though, as Mewtwo slammed Wario against another pillar, Wario bounced off a pillar, and launced himself at Mewtwo and latched on to his face and started gnawing on it like there was no tommorow. This sickened Mewtwo, but he easily dealed with the problem by launching a shadow ball down Wario's throat, this made Wario fly out into the water, but Wario was not hurt much because he ate up the majority of the attack. Mewtwo was guffawed at this factor, but he still won the match in the end.
Stanley: “That was almost a one sided match. The Squadrons and Vacuums are tied with 2 points each. 5th match: Megaman vs Mr.Game and Watch
Megaman looked at the 2d man to search for weaknesses, and the only one that he could find was that he was light and easily side tracted. Megaman took these to his advantage and shot a plasma bullet in the distance, which made Game and Watch turn around. Then Megaman fired another bullet at Game and Watch right after the first bullet. Game and Watch didn't have enough time to react, so he was send skidding closer to the water. Megaman was planning to finish this, so he launched a fully charged shot and Game and Watch, but to Megaman's shock, Game and Watch pulled out a bucket and it absorbed the projectile. Close combat is in order now, he thought to himself. A rushing dive was made at Game and Watch which knocked Game and Watch slightly backwards, but Game and Watch used the snapping turtle he found on the beach as a attack*, which did multiple hits on Megaman and made him fly back and he almost hit a pillar. Mr Game and Watch came running rather slowly at Megaman and Megaman bounced off the pillar, and landed behind Game and Watch but before he could react, Game and Watch used Judgement on Megaman. Unfortunately for him though, he landed on a one and hurt himself.
Megaman: “Ha, you can do better than that!
Megaman's wish was soon granted as before he knew it, he was sent flying into the water by Game and Watch's judgement move, which landed on a 8, one of his ultimate killer moves that froze him and dropped him in the water.
Stanley: “Another win for the Squadrons! 6th match: Luigi vs Capt.Falcon!
Luigi took a more cautious approach to Capt.Falcon and Falcon was hammering away punches at Luigi, who was avoid 2/3's of them by rolling while he was launching fireballs at him,which did minor damage. Falcon then performed a Falcon Kick, but Luigi made a swift dodge and grabbed him, then he spun him in circles and tossed him aside near the water. Luigi was then crawling to avoid any surprise attack that Falcon would try to make. This tactic was for not though, as Luigi rolled back when he saw Falcon speed by him, only to roll into a reverse Falcon Punch, which ended the match as Luigi hit the water with a tremendous force.
Stanley: “The score is now 4-2 for the Squadrons. 7th match is Marth vs Samurai Goroh.
In a blink of an eye, Goroh and Marth were already engaged in combat, each already suffering minor wounds. Goroh then made a giant punch which connected with Marth's gut. Goroh followed up that attack with A mighty slash, but Marth used counter to send the attack back at him, which tossed him off his feet. Goroh never recoved from the counter as Marth's ultimate flurry of attacks bested Goroh and knocked him into the water with a rather powerful kick. Goroh was defeated.
Stanley: “That was an intereting match. 8th match: Snake vs Ganondorf
Snake felt a chill in his body when he saw Ganondorf. He placed a c4 on the ground and tossed grenades at him, which he crunched in his hands to dust. Snake then tried to pull out his rocket launcher and launched rockets at Ganondorf, and a couple of bullets hit their mark. Ganondorf didn't care though as he charged at Sanke with a wizard's foot attack, which stopped right on Snake's C4, so that send Ganondorf back a bit. Snake then did a rolling attack towards Ganondorf, but he didn't attack quick enough to stop Ganondorf from letting loose a Warlock punch on Snake, which abrubtly ended the match as Snake hit a tree in the distance, and once again having to swim back to the spectator's seat where he was already in a dreary state.
Stanley: “The Vacuum's make the score 4-3. 9th match: Krystal vs Zero Suit Samus!
After that match, with ZSS being the Victor, the 10th match occured with Pikachu and Zelda, with Pikachu winning that match.
Stanley: “Ok, it's tied for both teams, the 11th final match, Meta Knight vs Link, this is for the win, ready, go!
When the match started, they both went full out at eachother, and they were both evenly matched. Link's and Meta Knight's sword were also evenly matched. Meta Knight then made a teleportation attack, which surprised Link and sent him off his feet, then Meta Knight sucked him up in a tornado attack, and made a large swooping attack which sent Link just inches from touching the water, but as Meta Knight was going to finish her off, he launched his sword at Meta Knight, and knocked off his mask. Link was the only one who saw his face, and Meta Knight was crouched over covering his face. He had a decision to make: Have people look upon his face by finishing off Link, or retrieve his mask that plummeted into the water? Meta Knight made his decision. With a quick throw, he tossed his weapon at Link, then headed towards the water, hoping that the sword would knock Link in the water, but instead Link caught it, and tossed it back at Meta Knight while his back was turned. This knocked Meta Knight into the water face first and he lost the match, but he at least got his mask back!
Stanley: “That wraps it up, the Squadrons win, the Squadrons win!
The Vacuums were depressed, for now they would be one member short against the Squadrons now.
As soon as the Vacuums went back to camp, a another elimination had to be made. This time though, Meta Knight was added to the group, although he didn't say too much and Yoshi was not with them today.
Zelda: “Look at the people on the island, he was almost voted out last time, so let's finish him off and vote out Ganondorf.
Luigi: “That sounds like a good idea, Your input Fawful?
Fawful: “That horrid manure bar Wario has an infuriating stench, I hate it, let's take him out.
Meta Knight finally spoke, but he spoke little words.
Meta Knight: “The green dinosaur. Any uses for it?
Sonic: “Bat dude, the green lizard has no beef with us, he can stay for now!
Goroh: “Ganondorf can be a threat later on though, shouldn't we eliminate him now before it's too late?
Krystal: “Ganondorf people, he NEEDS to go, for all we know, he'll probably kill one of us later on and he definately distrupes our team's teamwork. Everyone: Take him out.
Everyone therally agreed, but Ganondorf had his own plans. With a few people he found around the camp, like Wario and Megaman, were forced by fear by Ganondorf,so they had to vote for who he wanted gone: Meta Knight. Will his plan work?
The Vacuum's arrived for a second time at the REJECTANCE ROOM, and noticed a few other portraits of forgotten characters like Mach Rider and Nester. There was also a cage absolutely covered in shackles,chains, and titanium. This made Luigi rather curious so he asked Stanley what was inside
Stanley: “You do NOT want to know, all I will say is that they're the biggest reject games of all time *shudders* Anyways,time to get the next outcast out of here. You go first, Zelda.
The votes were soon cast, although Wario, Megaman,and Yoshi took a while with their votes for some peculiar reason. Stanley then picked up the jar, and made an announcement.
Stanley: “Look, i'm tired today, so i'm just going to lay down the votes on the table, whoever has the most votes, is out of here. Stanley then showed them, and layed them out on the table, and the votes were pulled out in this order.
1st:Ganondorf
2nd:Ganondorf
3rd:Ganondorf
4th:Wario
5th:Meta Knight
6th:Meta Knight
7th:Ganondorf
8th:Ganondorf
9th:Ganondorf
10th:Ganondorf
11th:Ganondorf
Stanley pointed to the cannon.
Stanley: “See ya king of evil, we hardly knew ya!
But Ganondorf wasn't going to leave without a fight. He transformed and tackled Stanley, but for some reason, Stanley was calm. He got out of the ugly pig's head ,grabbed the cage which held the abomination games, opened it up with a key, and shoved it in Ganon's face while covering his eyes. He ushered everyone else to do the same. Within less than 10 seconds, Ganon was running to the cannon screaming with fear. Setting the cooridinates for the cannon, Ganon hopped in and launched himself away into the distance.
Stanley: “Well, Ganon went into the cannon haha! See you outcasts tommorow!
As everyone went back to camp, they were all pondering on what's in the box. They may never know.
Chapter 5: Run Outcasts Run! A.N: First...i'd rather not spoil
The Vacuums came back to camp instanly and slept away, happy that Ganondorf was eliminated. Next morning, Luigi woke up bright and early, for he had less fear in his heart when Ganondorf was gone.
Luigi: Let's a see how much food we have...
Luigi looked at the remaining food content, which was pretty meager, with only a few bloopers, krabby's, and a few other food items. Luigi decided while everyone was sleeping, he would bring back some more for the others. As he was about to jump into the crystal clear water, Sonic and Meta Knight also woke up. Lately, Meta Knight has been more open around camp and isn't as silent as he was before.
Luigi: Anyone want to go a fishing with me? Luigi pulled out the sharp neat looking stick that Goroh made, which was intended for fishing. While Meta Knight accepted his invitation, Sonic freaked out!
Sonic: Yo man, i'll j-just chill on the beach and fish from the side lines ok? Sonic then pulled out the fishing rod from the basket of fishing supplies that was labled "good rod".
Luigi: Whatever you said Sonic. Let's go Meta.
They both dived into the water, seeing fish like barboach and other kinds of fish.The fish swam out of Luigi's grasp, but Meta Knight caught quite an few and tossed them on shore. Meta Knight then pointed to a lone magikarp swimmimg by itself, which was very lonely and very large for it's size.
Meta Knight: This is a game of survival. We got to catch it, even if it's lonely.
Luigi: I understand, let's catch it!
Luigi then swam slowly up to it, and put no effort into catching the magikarp, as it just sat there when Luigi speared it by the tail. Luigi and MetaKnight then both hoisted the magikarp ashore, (it was that heavy), and pondered on how to kill it.
Luigi: Ok, let's spear it in the head, 1...2...3! Luigi and Meta Knight both speared it at once, but it barley made a scratch. Then they even woke up Goroh and they all tried attacking it, but they didn't prevail. This made Goroh angry.
Goroh: Stupid fish! I'm hungry!
He said this angrily as he kicked the magikarp back into the water a VERY bad move on his half.
Luigi: There goes a giant sized fish...
Sonic then announced that he caught a 2 inch Goldeen, holding it proudly up in the air by the fishing rod.
Sonic: Look guys, I caught a fish!
No one could care less, and Sonic was in fear to, as all the sudden a GINOURMOUS Gyrados emerged from the water, and looked them all in the eye. Luigi jumped into a bush, and screamed, which woke everyone up.
Megaman: Oh..My..God
The Gyrados made a thunderstorm appear which zapped Megaman instantly, and the lightning bolt knocked him out. Everyone was running about now and screaming. Fawful and Zelda shot projectiles at it, which only slightly weakened it. Meta Knight's slashing at the Gyrados also earned him a ticket to being knocked out. The Gyrados didn't touch Sonic, but Sonic ran into Krystal and they both fell flat on the floor, both dizzy and confused. Only Fawful, Zelda, Goroh, Wario were left now to fight (Luigi was hiding in a bush). Luigi soon came out of the bush though because due to fear, he made a fireball in his hand without him knowing, and this burnt down the bush so he ran out and looked at the Gyrados in fear. Luigi was now out in battle and fired away fireballs, which didn't do to much also, until, Luigi though of an idea. He took the food they had remaining, and shoved it down Wario's throat. This made the other members angry, but soon they would see the results. Wario rubbed his bulging belly and Luigi yelled to the others.
Luigi: COVER YOUR EARS AND STAY BACK!
They did as he said and ran away abit so they were out of the radius of Wario's fart. Wario then aimed his butt towards the gyrados while they had Fawful distract it, And Wario released the fart while Luigi shot fireballs into the fart. This made a giant flame appear and it scorched the Gyrados and killed it. Then, it landed on shore and almost squashed Fawful, but he moved away just in time. Everyone cheered for Luigi and Wario and commented Luigi on his intelligence. They also ended up with more food than before as they had the gigantic Gyrados.
Zelda: Good Job
Yoshi: Yoshi!(translated: Way to go)
Sonic: That's why he's leader!
Goroh, on the other hand, was jelous and dissapointed. It will be much harder for him to vote out Luigi now but he was silent anyways.
Luigi: Let's feast! Wario, YOU can have first bite.
Wario: Here I go! He took at large piece of the Gyrados and yelled with glee. It was much easier to eat because it was scored by the flame.
Wario: Woah! This is delicious!
Everyone then started feasting and a very small part of the Gyrados filled them all up, so they had plenty of raining food left. The Gyrados smelled a little of nausiating gas though. 1 hour later, Stanley came to pick them up when he saw the Gyrados.
Stanley: Wow! How did you obtain that?
Wario: Well, I scorched it with a fart!
Stanley: Ok... anyways, on to the next challenge, outcasts!
He picked them all up and zoomed in his boat while he looked at the other teams on their own individual pidgeys. When they arrived at there destination, all's they say was a long, narrow line enbroided with Karts, Mario karts to be exact.
Stanley: Well, this long walkway was a piece of a track from the Luigi circuit and we put a few pictures on it.
Luigi: Hey, that comes out of my paycheck!
Stanley: How much are you even payed!
Luigi lowered his head in shame.
Stanley: Outcasts, all you have to do is walk down the narrow walkway and get to the end. The team with the most players at the end wins the challenge. You may also push and shove. Ready... go!
Everyone looked befudeled as they walk. Was it really that simple? Sonic thought it was, he was halfway down the walkway before anyone took a couple of steps, Captain Falcon was close behing Sonic when all of the sudden, Sonic stepped on something and was stuck in the ground. It was none other than a pit fall! He squirmed about, but couldn't get out. These pitfalls lasted way longer than the regular ones, and were completely hidden in the ground. If you hit a pitfall, you probably won't be out for a while. This was the least of there problems as they saw a giant Lugia behind them, and started running at top speed. The Lugia would freeze anyone that it hit with a beam and freeze them for a long time, even longer then the pitfall freezes someone. Mr. Game and Watch turned sideways and ran, and soon enough, was at the finishline fourth, right after Link, Krystal, and Wario (he used his bike). Captain Falcon sped right after the others finished contestants as his left foot was frozen, but he still made it anyways in 5th. Fox reflected most of the shots, and one of the shots he reflected accidently hit Snake, which froze him a Snake cursed under the ice weakly. But Fox also stepped on a C4, which blew him right into the awaiting mouth of a pirahna plant, which also hid in small tubes around the walkway, which stopped Fox for good too. Luigi was using his Green missile to fly acroos the floor, but Luigi misfired into Fawful, which blew Fawful right to the finish line. Luigi also made it to the finish line barely and shot himself to the finishing point. Yoshi was snagged by an ice attack as well as Marth and DK Junior. Mewtwo was shoving people and shoved Zelda into a pitfall and pushed Sonic into the water just for fun, which freaked Sonic out. Instead of running to the finish with then new opportunity arisen, he ran back to the shore, shaking in fear and clinged onto Stanley's leg. Stanley mocked him.
Stanley: Get a hold of yourself! Stanley punted Sonic away from him and Sonic shook on the shore.
Only Bowser, Meta Knight, Goroh, Pikachu, Mewtwo, and Megaman were left to run to the checkpoint. Bowser dived towards the checkpoint and actually made it to the goal. Pikachu also had no problems, as he sped across the walkway, but then Goroh came by and tried to slash at Pikachu, but Pikachu was clinging to his back, and Goroh didn't know what to do and couldn't reach him due to his oversized muscle. Not wantin to waste valueble time, he just kept running and ran to the goal with Pikachu on his back. Mewtwo on the other hand, didn't care about winning, as he just attacked everything and all the opposing teamates who were caught by some sort of contraption. Meta Knight and Megaman ran side by side, but although Meta Knight dodged the shadow ball Mewtwo launched, Megaman was hit by it, but he still made it out alright to the finish. As soon as Meta Knight crossed the line, only Mewtwo was left. Mewtwo was now confronting the Luigia itsef and trying to attack it.
Mewtwo: "I'm the top legend around here!GUAHHHHH!!!!!!!"
He was now filled with rage and remorse, as he has pulling trees out of the ground, tossed the PT and Stanley about, and shot Shadow balls randomly everywhere. Darks shards flew off his body and shattered in one big burst. Mewtwo was now at full power, as the dark restrainer armor that held him was broken. The Lugia was charging at him and Mewtwo was fending him off quite well due to his full power being aquired. Lugia, now annoyed on not being victorious yet, called on his fellow friends, Ho Oh and the legendary bird trio: Zapdos, Articuno, and Moltres. Ho Oh then summoned the legendary dogs: Raikou, Entei, and Suicune. This was a really intense battle, so Stanley ushered them into the cylinder pod, Which was the pod that is used in Brawl to avoid the lava on Brinstar.*
Stanley: Hide in here! it'll be crammed though!
Everyone rushed inside and Mewtwo, knowing that he in a battle with his fellow Legendaries, knew that the others around him weren't in the battle, so he created a large black void, repaired the damage he causedwith his telekenisis, and tossed the other legendaries just strong enough into the void, Mewtwo hopped in too but he said the following words first:
Mewtwo: "I am sorry for the sorrow, anguish, and fear I have caused you all during my battle. I hope to see you all again soon."
He then hopped into the void and left everyone else dumbfounded. They all got out of the tube and Luigi was saying to himself.
Luigi: So THATS why Mewtwo was so weak in Melee. He had a restrainer on his powers before he could go into Melee, but the scientists who built it forgot to take if off, but now he's shattered it.
Stanley overheard him and filled him in on some more details
Stanley: Well, thats why he wasn't in Brawl. The power restrainer was becoming wonky lately, and he would have shorts rage filled burst of dangerous energy. The scientist feared that he could permanently kill someone with his powers, which was not good, so they kept him out of Brawl. Anyways, Mewtwo is eliminated since he left us, so no elimination tonight. Seems that his emotions were changed to a sweeter side of him too.
Everyone was silent for a while, then the last line of this chapter was uttered by Capt. Falcon
Falcon:...What a rush, let's do that again!
Everyone gocked at him and then thought Falcon went insane that faithful night.
Chapter 6: Teamwork, apologies, and Weegee? A.N: This chapter may have mixed reception...
After a rather tramatizing sleep withs dreams about Mewtwo last night, the Squadrons woke up to start a new day. Snake saw Game and Watch hanging out with his pet turtle while he look at ZSS and saw her hanging out with Pikachu? ZSS was poking Pikachu in the stomach and laughing. She was giving Pikachu as much attention as a new born child, which made Snake jealous. Fox noticed this by the look in his eyes
Fox: Jealous partner?
Snake: Me, jealous? Perposterous! Everyone loves Pikachu, right?
Fox: Pikachu's like the little mascot on this team, he just so adorable! Fox started to make cooeing sounds.
Snake cocked an eyebrow at Fox, which made Fox stop and walk away to find DK Junior to collect some food. Snake couldn't care less if anyone else thought Pikachu was the pinnacle of the Squadrons team. But why is Pikachu getting the babe, he thought to himself. Oh well, it'll pass soon, everyone will soon lose interest in Pikachu as quickly as a bad fad. Snake then went on to talk to ZSS while he puffed out his chest.
Snake: So... isn't that electric mouse the cutest?
ZSS: Pikachu's sooooooooo cute! I could just cuddle him all day long! ZSS then flipped him on his back and started to tickle him.
Pickachu: Pika pika!
As Snake walked away, he made a motion to Pikachu that showed war between them. Pikachu saw this and stuck his tongue out at him. Then he started to cry for no reason, and Samus caught him pointing at Pikachu with a devious glare in his eye, which made ZSS angry.
ZSS: Come on Snake, declaring war against this poor innocent creature, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Snake: But I-
ZSS: Shoo, he's mine!
Snake: Ok...
He then backed away slowly and then crawled away into his cardboard box. He then pulled out his cigar that he hid from Stanley, lt it, and procceeded to smoke it and use it as a light to read his comic books in his box. Meanwhile, Marth was talking to Link in the forest where the tree's hid them from the others.
Marth: How come you never talk? It's rather creepy
Link just stared at him
Marth: Come on, we cool, right?
Link just started figiting with his fingers
Marth: How would you like it if I just spoke Japanese!?!
Link then looked at him and brushed his hair
Marth: Oh, so now you mock me cause I have a slight feminant appearance, i'll show you feminate.. and Japanese!
Marth then started to twirl about and skip around the hidden area they both found while uttering Japanese sayings. He then swayed his hair round and round and did one last ballet twirl as he jumped out of the forest. Everyone saw him do this and looked at him in utter horror, awaiting an explanation.
Marth was stuttering now as he fumbled on his words.
Marth: Um.. durr... It's good edicate for all swordsman to do that occasionally. It.. brings you good luck!
Link then walked out of the forest and made a gesture to show that Marth was a whack. Everyone believed him and now thought that both Falcon and Marth were insane, for all the wrong reasons.
Snake then came out of the cardboard box 2 hours later and put out his cigar.
Snake: Where's DK Junior and Fox? It's been an hour now
Everyone forgotten about them and now talked among themselves.
Snake: Ok people, we need a game plan! Fox and DK Junior are MISSING IN ACTION. Who's going to look for them?
Capt. Falcon shot up his hand without hesitation.
Snake: Ok, you can go Falcon, anyone else?
A few seconds later, Bowser, Link, and Game and Watch raise there hands too.
Snake: Bowser, Link, Game and Watch?, Ha, good one, your not going Game and Watch, I mean, look at you!
This made Game and Watch tossed his pet turtle at Snake, which started snapping at his face.
Snake: Akk, woah, ok ok... The turtle can go, you can't!
Game and Watch then sighed as he watched Link and Capt.Falcon dash into the forest and out of sight, while Bowser walked slowly into action. As Mr. Game and Watch layed his turtle down, Snake poked him on the sholder and asked him an odd question.
Snake: Does that turtle have a name?
Game and Watch responded by taking off his scuba helmet for a split second, and yelled BLIPP!
Snake: Ok, private Blipp! Go into action! The turtle went surprisingly fast into the forest, and sped ahead of Bowser. At the wrong timing though, Stanley came about.
Stanley: Quick outcasts, we don't have a whole lot of time! LETS GO!
Snake: We have teamates in the forest...
Stanley: Forget them, move out!
Bowser heard Stanley yell so he came back to the campgrounds to go to the challenge as the team hopped in the boat and went off into the distance. They were unfortunatley without the aid of Link, Fox, DK Junior,Capt. Falcon, and Blipp, Game and Watch's turtle. This challenge would be tough indeed.
There destination was achieved soon enough as they went inside a room and saw a Giant sumo ring with a line of Goron's itching for a an opponent to verse.Tiki torches surrounded the areana and moss covered the floors. Stanley then begame explaining the challenge quickly.
Stanley: Pwew! I had a 20 dollar bet against PT on who whould get here first! Stanley then saw PT flying on his charizard as the others were behind him on the pidgeys. Stanley then scoffed at PT and told him to pay up. PT took out his wallet and pulled out a $20, then closed his wallet again, money pouring out of it. The wallet contained around $99999 dollars in it which astonished Stanley.
Stanley: HOW do you make that much money!?!
PT:I travel across the land, searching far and wide... I win battles, I gloat and they cry... The power I have inside!!!!! PT yelled this at the top of his lungs which hurt everyone's ears.
Stanley: Ok then, whatever floats your boat. Anyways, this challenge is similar to the one when you knocked eachother in the water, except both teams are going to work together to beat the gorons in sumo wrestling!
Everyone was silent. Stanley then continued talking.
The first to be knocked out of the ring loses,and whatever team has more wins is the winner of the match, either the Sqacuums(your combined team name), or the gorons.Also, if a goron is extremely massive or skilled, there may be 2 people verse one goron at once. Since were missing 4 people... Link, Fox,Capt. Falcon and DK Junior, four people on the Vacuum's need to sit out to even out the numbers, who's it gonna be? Oh, as if you lose, one person from BOTH teams are eliminated.
The Vaccuum's huddled together and pondered for a brief minute, then chose Luigi, Sonic, Zelda,and Yoshi to sit out.
Stanley: One more thing Squadrons, if you have this much people missing from a challenge again, there all eliminated! So got that?
The Squadrons nodded aggreingly.
Stanley: OK, let the sumo begin! First match: Zezzy Goron vs Krystal!
Zezzy came rolling at Krystal as she adopted a sumo stance. She then pulled out her staff and planted it in the ground. When the goron charged at her, she only went back slightly. She then dropped the staff and locked in combat with the goron. They wrestled about, but Zezzy tripped Krystal and tossed her into the outer wall, making her the loser of the match.
Stanley: Krystal is the loser! One for the gorons! Next match: Cronno goron vs Wario
Cronno goron was larger that the one Krystal had versed, but Wario couldn't care less. He dodged the goron's charging attack and grabbed the goron and wrestled with it. Wario then bit the goron and that made it stagger for a moment, which gave Wario the oppertunity to tackle it. He took full advantage of that oppertunity and smashed Cronno out of the ring.
Stanley: Wario ties the score for the Squacuums! 3rd match is Megaman and ZSS verse Nozzty goron, good luck, he's huge!
Stanley wasn't joking all right, this goron was bigger than the previous two, and could squish both Megaman and ZSS rather easily. The match started with ZSS firing plasma bullets at Nozzty, which only stuneed him slightly. She then grabbed the goron, and held on to it rather well. Megaman was ready to fire a shot at Nozzty when Samus had it in a chokehold with her plasma whip. ZSS was wrestling the goron off the edge of the arena, awaiting a final blow from Megaman, but this didn't happen. Instead, he tried firing a extremely powerful shot, but his suit malfunctioned and he shot himself out of the ring from the force of the misfired blast. Nozzty then got a hold of ZSS and performed a body slam on her out of the arena, which injured her severly. She laid there motionless and Nozzty scored another point for the gorons.
Stanley then called two toads to take ZSS away in a plane. They then flew off into the clouds.
Stanley: Another point for the gorons! If ZSS doesn't heal by tonight, she's eliminated, so hope for the best! Next match: Samurai Goroh vs Derge goron!
This goron was smaller than the others, and was only slightly bigger than Goroh, and this goron looked rather meek. It sat ready to dodge Goroh, but Goroh came at him to fast, and knocked him out of the ring before it had a chance to attack. The other gorons were impressed.
Stanley: Wow, Goroh's a master at wrestling gorons! Goroh ties the score again! Next match: Marth and Pikachu verse Goyust Goroh.
Goyust was a Goron who was not as big as Nozzty, but Goyust had spikes on his back, and long claws, which was unusual for a goron. Goyust came at full speed and twirled in circles, which clawed Marth across the face, but Pikachu dodged the attack by crouching. An eletrical bolt was then sent by Pikachu to the Goyust, but it was ineffective because the gorons for some reason were uneffected by electricity, which was bad for Pikachu. Marth was using counter to stop the clawing Goyust from landing a hit on him, but one counter missed and send Marth rolling into Pikachu. Pikachu stayed in the ring, but Marth was out of the ring. Goyust came rolling ravingly towards Pikachu, but Pikachu made a spectacular jump, and clinged on to the spikes on Goyust's back. He then started to scream in Goyust's ear which drove him insane. he ran to the end of the edge, and tried shaking him off. Then instead he made the spikes on his back grow longer, then dropped his body on the floor. This made Pikachu fall of the spikes he was clinging to and hit the dirth floor out of the arena. Goyust was pleased at the hard match he fought, so he helped Marth and Pikachu back up, and cheered loudly.
Stanley: That was interesting! Goyust wins the match! The next match is Meta Knight verse Kolluy goron!
Kolluy was as small as Meta Knight! He was a very undergrown goron but had very muscular arms, and was covered in armor. Kolluy also had a very serious look in his eyes, like Meta Knight always had. Kolluy scanned Meta Knight therally, then turned into a ball and rolled about the ring. Meta Knight glided about the ring to and tried to stop at where the goron was going to be. When Meta Knight stopped finally at a good spot, he stopped Kolluy and they both then rolled into one round ball which looked blue and brownish with the slightest tint of sliver. The ball then was turning more and more red and then finally stopped. Meta Knight was covered slightly in blood as he dizzily fell out of the ring. Everyone underestimated Kolluy.
Stanley: Final match now, This one's either way, the gorons win but for the heck of it, Totalas goron verse Game and Watch, Fawful, and Snake! If you win this, you at least get a reward, each of you!
Totalus was the biggest goron by far and also the leader of the gorons. He had an amazing build, and used steel gloves and instead of normal arms, he has titanium arms. The trio could swear that they saw meneacing flames that show excitment in his large lustful eyes. This was the ultimate gron battle, which would earn great respect if the three beat Totalus. All of the sudden though, the roof was blown off the building the ring was in and lightning was in the background with the drak skys visible to everyone.
Stanley: LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!! A another odd thing happened though: A battle song erupted through the room called the Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga: Boss Theme. The battle was on.
Totalus let out a scornful laugh as the music played at a volume everyone could here, which was unheard from Totalus's voice for a moment
Totalus: Face me weaklings!
Fawful then screamed at a high pitch.
Fawful: I HAVE FURYYYYY! Fawful then tossed the cloak and helmet aside and was now in an odd pink type of jumpsuit, which also allowed him to fly and glide like his helmet did.
Totalus swung a punch at Game and Watch, but Game and Watch turned sideways and avoided the punch. Snake then screamed at Fawful to turn right. Fawful turned right and clutched on to Totalus's arm, and brought him to the ground, he had some immense power in this pink suit when he was in his so called "fury mode". Totalus was slowed down by Fawful, and Game and Watch cracked a fish bowl over Totalus's head. This enraged Totalus but Snake tossed a grenade at him, but he just chewed on it and spat it out, pin and all. Snake then resorted to plan B and rolled out of Totalus's charging attack after he tossed Fawful aside. While Sanke was distracting Totalus, Game and Watch and Fawful launched themselves at his eyes, which brought him to the ground. Totalus was sucking Game and Watch into his mouth, ready to chew him up like he did with the grenade, but Fawful cuffed him across the face with a swift arm. This punch cracked Totalus's head back and Fawful somehow launched the balls he launched out of his helmet, out of his hands, which statred to burn Totalus's body. Totalus was being beaten so faar, but he wouldn't accept that. Totalus attemped to Smack Snake out of the ring, but he missed and instead hit Fawful's helmet outside of the ring and shattered it to pieces. This enrages Fawful completly.
Fawful: HORSE BALONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A powerful strike was made by Fawful as he just about smashed Totalus right out of the ring. This didn't happen though as Totalus grabbed him after he stood barley balance in the ring. Fawful didn't notice Totalus grabbed him though as he was ready to slam him out of the ring. But, with a quick cry from Snake, he was soon to be saved.
Snake: Fawful, headbutt and ram yourself foward with all your might!
Fawful did this, and this made Totalus hang on the edge of the ring. With the aid of Game and Watch smashing a giant credit card on Totalus's back, and Snake performing a strong powerful axe like kick to Totalus's spine, the king of Gorons was sitting outside of the ring face first in the ground within an long minute of full out effort for Fawful, Game and Watch, and Snake. They have won the match. Everyone else was stunned as the music stopped mysteriously and the sky turned back to a light blue color.
Stanley: In one of the most intense moments of Survivor of the Smash yet, the trio wins! Here's your prize guys! These are good until the merge!
Before Stanley gave them there prizes, he broguth them into a bullet bill shaped booth that was set up which was also soundproof and no one else could see them .Stanley then gave Game and Watch, Snake, and Fawful a small golden token which were none other than the official Nintendo trademark symbols.
Snake: What do we do with these?
Stanley: Well, these keep you safe from elimination until the merge! But when will that be you ask? Find out later! Don't tell anyone that you have these! They only work once! Anyways, so no one seems supicious about any of you having them, here are these metals that the Gorons gave the the best sumo wrestlers, Goroh got one too, although yours are bigger than his and covered in rubys.
Snake, Game and Watch, and Fawful all walked out with beautiful medals which everyone stared at. They were covered in rubies, emeralds, and diamonds. The shape of the medal was individual for each, for it was a model of themselves all wrestling Totalus. These medals were all made on the spot since the gorons were good with jewlerly. Goroh's medal was gold with a few emeralds and had him wrestling Derge on it.
As they all left, the gorons cheered for all them happily. They were all satisfied, including Totalus.
Soon, each separate team got back to there own camp.When the Squadrons were back, they saw ZSS waiting for them back at the camp. There was something odd about her though...she looked rather inflated. Her body looked more ballooned and a pregnant sized stomach jutted out.
Snake: Ikya! What happened?!
ZSS: A bad bad incident...**** THAT DR! Anyways, i'll explain later, but I can still play, I'll fight till the end!
Everyone's face have akward expressions.
The Squadrons then oogled at Game and Watch's and Snake's metals while the Vacuum's drooled at Fawful's metal. These metal were worth around $750 000. Goroh's was worth $250 000, due to the metals and jewels both types of the medals used. Despite the cheer around the camp, they still had to vote someone out because they lost by one, despite the trio's spectacular win, and the Squadrons were still missing Fox, Link, Capt. Falcon, DK Junior, and Blipp( he wasn't a votable member though). Meanwhile at the Vacuum's camp, they were discussing on who to vote off. Luigi was talking to Goroh, Zelda, Meta Knight, and Sonic while Fawful was sleeping.
Luigi: Ok, first, let's pretend nothing happened with ZSS. Keep things....natural around here.
Everyone agreed
Luigi: Anyways, I think Wari-
Sonic interupted him abruptly
Sonic: Have you seen Megaman's suit lately? It's BAD. It malfuntions alot!
Luigi: Such as?
Sonic lowered his eyes at him
Luigi: Well...
*flashback* Megaman: Hey, watch this, i'll blow that tree down!
Megaman attempts to shoot the tree down, but his suit backfires on him, sending him into the water.
*Flashback 2* Megaman: Watch me cook bacon!
Megaman pulls out an electronic pan, but backfires and he starks smacking himself in the face. Ganondrof laughed in histerics.
*flashback #3 Recent* Megaman trying to fire at shot at the goron, but it backfired on him and sent him out of the arena.
Luigi was pretty convined now, but had one more question
Luigi: But why did his suit work on the day that Ganondorf was eliminated? Luigi shuddered when he said Ganondorf.
Sonic: That was the during time it ever worked. I think his suit was badly damaged ever since the lightning hit it the day that Falco was eliminated. Face it, he can't do much, so we don't need him.
Everyone agreed with Sonic's logic.
Meta Knight: So Megaman it is eh?
Luigi: It seems so...
Back to the Squadrons camp, they had to eliminate someone, but they had no idea who to eliminate. As they pondered, they saw Capt. Falcon wrestling a giant banana peel with eyes. Fox was coming out of the forest and DK Junior was behind him. Fox seemed to be frustrated.
Fox: This ape ate some amazing food supplies! He said this as he pointed an accusing finger at DK Junior.
Snake: What did he eat?
Fox: He was going to eat this entire giant walking banana with eyes. But instead, the banana said it's name was Xananab and he had a whole years worth of bananas if we didn't hurt him. We reluctantly agreed and saw the bundle of bananas. But as I turned my back to show you guys, he ate every single banana! He left nothing for us! The person I talking about who showed us the food supplies is currently being attacked by Capt. Falcon for no reason nessarrily...
Capt. Falcon was wrestling Xananab, but the giant banana escaped and ran away as fast as he could.
Snake: Well, no harm done DK Junior, right Fox?
Fox: Bu-
Snake: RIGHT, Fox? Snake winked at him and the other people, and Fox and the others knew his plan
Fox: Yeah, ok, it's all gooood DK Junior.
DK Junior: Ooooo?
Little did he know, the confused ape didn't have much time.
Snake: Where's Link? Stanley's coming any minute now!
Link came charging out of the forest fighting off some Deku scrubs.
Link:...
Marth: Good to HEAR you again.
Link:...
Stanley came 5 minutes later, and made an anouncement.
Stanley: Let's go, the other team is watching you tonight, and your going to watch them!
The Squadrons were in the boats as they sped ahead and Stanley saw the Vacuum's on pidgeys while PT himself was going across the water on his Squirtle, who was strong enough to hold him up. Stanley decided to ram PT off Squirtle, but PT swayed about and knocked him out of the boat. He then hopped in the boat and navigated it tp the REJECTANCE ROOM, leaving Stanley to swim to the destination himself.
As soon as they got there, PT was going to read the votes today.
PT: Since Stanley's "out of commission" for now, I'll read the votes. Ok guys, you all did a good job, but one of you must go tonight. Squadrons, your up first. Vacuums, you can watch them.
Game and Watch went up and voted as well as the others, when they got back, PT read the votes
PT: OK, here they are... Well, he said as he emptied the pot, they were all for DK Junior, expect for one vote that was for Fox
Fox's eyes lit up with anger.
PT: Anyways DK Junior, you played well, but you must leave us now, I am sorry.
DK Junior jumped in the cannon and set the coordinates. He was just utterly confused. He was always confused.
PT: OK Squadrons, you watch now and the Vacuums vote. I'm making it quick so Luigi, you vote first.
Luigi voted first and so did everyone else after him. When they sat down, PT read the votes.
PT: Let's see... well... the person leaving us tonight is.... Megaman. Good bye blue warrior.
Megaman: Lousy disfuntioned suit! You all should all see me when it's actually working! I'll get lightning proof!
Megaman then took a long pause, then looked at a copy of Mario's Missing, the PC version.
Megaman: Good luck everyone, good luck, he said as he stared at Luigi. Good luck, Weegee. He then turned around, hopped in the cannon, and was anxious to go home and work on the suit.
Luigi was confused. How could he of known my alterego just by looking at the box? He thought to himself.
Two people were eliminated: Dk Junior and Megaman.
