Lady Palutena, this guy sure looks like he's ready for a battle!
That's Henry Fleming, Pit. And you'd better believe he's ready for a battle! He's the leader of the elite task force known as Unit S.T.E.A.M. - Strike Team Eliminating the Alien Menace! He's personally drafted by Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States of American, to help in the struggle against the alien invaders that threaten Earth.
United States of What-now? Earth?
Oh, it's in another world, Pit. Don't worry about the little details, just focus on the battle at hand!
Alrighty then! So what's up with that gun of his?
I'm glad you asked! Fleming's gun, as with all of his technology, is powered by steam. The more steam Fleming has at his disposal, the more powerful his attacks! His weapons will gather steam over time, so don't let him get too comfortable, or he'll be blowing you away in no time at all! Watch out for his Eagle Strike especially: it's a powerful and patriotic blast that'll send you halfway to the moon before you can say "apple pie"!
Okay, good to know! I gotta say, Unit S.T.EA.M. sounds like a pretty cool name for a team. Why can't we have a snazzy title like that?
What's wrong with Palutena's Army?
Nothing, nothing at all! But it's kinda...bland, y'know?
Alright. What would you suggest?
How about Team D.I.V.I.N.E. - Dealing Ice-cold Vengeance to the Insolent Netherworld Enemies!
Not bad, but it's bit of a mouthful, isn't it?
Okay, okay. How about if we became a team of stylish super-spies? We could wear high heels and strike cool poses and everything! We'll be called Pit's Angels!
If it's all the same to you, Pit, I think I'll handle the nomenclature.
Wait, hold on! I'm just getting started!
That's what I was afraid of.