PrepareYourself's 10 WiFi Rules

[PrepareYourself]

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1. Don't john.

2. Don't deny the fact that your connection sucks, and then call your opponent a john.

3. Don't attack while I'm taunting.

4. Leave me alone when I go brb. I don't care if you footstool me. I do care if you throw me off of the edge.

5. No spammming.

6. Don't use top tier characters unless you're mad or the opponent knows you'll be playing as them.

7. If your host No Contests the game several times, change your character.

8. Teabagging is appropriate only after a spike.

9. Read the opponent's nametag. He might be trying to give you a message.

10. Give your opponent a signal before you come back from brb.

 

[Teran]

You forgot the "no lame taunt messages"

Actually, only Captain Falcon's taunts, Sonic's taunts, and Pikachu's taunts should be allowed. Also Wolf Usmash x3 --> sidetaunt

 

[Mith_]

Only character in the game allowed to taunt ever is Captain Falcon, and he can only use his down taunt.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

You taunt, I'll attack you without question.

Let's see you try to john about that.

 

[Teran]

You taunt, I'll attack you without question.

Let's see you try to john about that.

I never get hit when I taunt.
Besides, I only use Falcon's dtaunt. I've actually CP'd a match as Falcon and spammed dtaunt the entire match.

 

[smashbros.maniac]

Yeah, those rules are good with me! ~_^

@ Mithx - You forgot Peach's side taunt! xD
"Lah lah lah lah lah laaaaah!" >.<

 

[Jonkku]

@ Mithx - You forgot Ness' Up-taunt
"Okay!"

Fix'd .

 

[Teran]

Yeah, those rules are good with me! ~_^

@ Mithx - You forgot Captain Falcon's dtaunt
"Show me ya moves!" >.<

Fix'd

Cos you can never get enough.

 

[Mith_]

I never get hit when I taunt.
Besides, I only use Falcon's dtaunt. I've actually CP'd a match as Falcon and spammed dtaunt the entire match.

Falcon on Big Blue is my counterpick.

Jab, run away, dtaunt, time, win.

 

[Teran]

Falcon on Big Blue is my counterpick.

Jab, run away, dtaunt, time, win.

Lool have you tried him on Yoshi's Melee?

SH Raptor Boost into the slope, causing you to do a pseudo wavedash, and come out of it with a dtaunt. Then run up to the pipe and repeat the process up the pipe. Mindgames son.

 

[Mith_]

i do that on PK stadium 2 ice level, or if i'm playing with melee air dodge.
ice climbers sliding taunt is too cute.

 

[Teran]

i do that on PK stadium 2 ice level, or if i'm playing with melee air dodge.
ice climbers sliding taunt is too cute.

Melee ICs were cute, Bawrl ICs get on my nerves lol.

 

[Mith_]

ICs are the only person I can wavedash with in melee lol.

 

[Teran]

ICs are the only person I can wavedash with in melee lol.

Lol, try learning with Fox and you'll be able to adapt for the whole cast.
Except Falco, his one's slightly weirdly timed compared to the rest. Too bad I main him in Melee too.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I never get hit when I taunt.
Besides, I only use Falcon's dtaunt. I've actually CP'd a match as Falcon and spammed dtaunt the entire match.

Using Falcon...

Heh, I don't even have to mind you taunting, let alone him having something to taunt about.

 

[Slasherx]

You forgot the rule: If you KO them, do wave-dash, although you might trip.

 

[§leepy God]

1. Don't john.

♪ I'm johning if lag kill's my Ness and ****'s my Ike. ♪

2. Don't deny the fact that your connection sucks, and then call your opponent a john.

♪ Naw, I'll john about that to, I'll tell them to use a USB for a match. ♪

3. Don't attack while I'm taunting.

♪ I'm going to attack, even if they just stand there. ♪

4. Leave me alone when I go brb. I don't care if you footstool me. I do care if you throw me off of the edge.

♪ I'm just going to throw you off the edge, it's fun. ♪

5. No spammming.

♪ Wolf and Zelda won't be god of online, buuu!!! ♪

6. Don't use top tier characters unless you're mad or the opponent knows you'll be playing as them.

♪ TRIES DON EXIST!!! ♪

7. If your host No Contests the game several times, change your character.

♪ What if I don't feel like it. ♪

8. Teabagging is appropriate only after a spike.

♪ What about after I dunk? ♪

9. Read the opponent's nametag. He might be trying to give you a message.

♪ They better call me on the cell to tell me a message, I don't feel like reading. ♪

10. Give your opponent a signal before you come back from brb.

♪ Me three stocking they azz is a signal. ♪

 

[Alphicans]

6. Don't use top tier characters unless you're mad or the opponent knows you'll be playing as them.

That's dumb lol. They play who they play. No johns. You're breaking your own rule.

 

[kr3wman]

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1. Don't john.

2. Don't deny the fact that your connection sucks, and then call your opponent a john.

3. Don't attack while I'm taunting.

4. Leave me alone when I go brb. I don't care if you footstool me. I do care if you throw me off of the edge.

5. No spammming.

6. Don't use top tier characters unless you're mad or the opponent knows you'll be playing as them.

7. If your host No Contests the game several times, change your character.

8. Teabagging is appropriate only after a spike.

9. Read the opponent's nametag. He might be trying to give you a message.

10. Give your opponent a signal before you come back from brb.

Stop johning you noob, because that's what you're doing.

 

[Xsyven]

3. Don't attack while I'm taunting.

5. No spammming.

6. Don't use top tier characters unless you're mad or the opponent knows you'll be playing as them.

8. Teabagging is appropriate only after a spike.

These are stupid.

If you taunt me, I will kill. I'll spam if you keep falling for it. I'll use Snake or MK if I so choose. I teabag whenever I get bored.

Stuff like those, and a few other of your rules make you one of those difficult, picky players that no one wants to play because you complain about everything. Also known as a--- what?

 

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1. Don't john.

2. Don't deny the fact that your connection sucks, and then call your opponent a john.

3. Don't attack while I'm taunting.

4. Leave me alone when I go brb. I don't care if you footstool me. I do care if you throw me off of the edge.

5. No spammming.

6. Don't use top tier characters unless you're mad or the opponent knows you'll be playing as them.

7. If your host No Contests the game several times, change your character.

8. Teabagging is appropriate only after a spike.

9. Read the opponent's nametag. He might be trying to give you a message.

10. Give your opponent a signal before you come back from brb.

I could never play you. ever. I would be breaking #3,#4, #6, #8, and #10.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I have no idea what teabagging in smash is... so I couldn't break that rule...

 

[The furosious robot has left]

I have no idea what teabagging in smash is... so I couldn't break that rule...

put your taunt as "*teabag*"

 

[Mith_]

I've never heard of that lol.