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Pokemon trainers battle for cigarettes and condoms

debaser

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[01:57] debaser247: man now, pokemon trainers are just going to be scuzzy delinquent teen runaways in my mind
[01:59] What a Dylemma: It makes sense from a realistic point of view. Kids who run away from home at the age of 10, never go to school and end up dumb and ignorant as hell about everything besides Pokemon, probably don't get the chance to learn how to interact like normal, social human beings...
[01:59] debaser247: as a result, they form these highly exclusive groups in towns
[02:00] debaser247: bumming around, asking for change.
[02:00] debaser247: theyre essentially homeless
[02:00] debaser247: hanging around training for each gym leader
[02:00] debaser247: the pokemon center is like the ymca
[02:01] What a Dylemma: Ash, Misty, and Brock pretty much did the same thing in the show, now that I think about it. How many episodes started out with them being starving, broke, and wandering around some city aimlessly until they run into the character and Pokemon of the day?
[02:01] debaser247: exactly, the cartoon just made it all cute
[02:02] debaser247: in reality it would be a pretty big issue
[02:02] debaser247: like
[02:02] debaser247: political leaders would use policies on dealing with these homeless kids as political platforms
[02:03] debaser247: higher quality facilities at the pokemon centers.
[02:04] debaser247: more accessible gym battles to reduce the amount of trainers getting stuck in one town for a long period of time
[02:05] debaser247: in fact, I bet theres a lot of tension between the political system and the pokemon league council
[02:06] What a Dylemma: Along with a bunch of activists who want to ban the act of Pokemon training and battling due to what it does to society. But everyone knows it will never happen, knowing the big bucks it brings in from kids buying Pokeballs, Super Potions, Water Stones, and Porygons
[02:06] debaser247: indeed.
[02:07] debaser247: it also brings in the question of who exactly if profiting from that merchandise
[02:07] debaser247: probably a lot of shady dealing that go on between the government and the pokemon council
[02:08] debaser247: the council probably gets all that money on paper, but I would bet a large portion of it goes into bribes in order to keep the government under their thumbs
[02:10] What a Dylemma: Definitely. The council might even fund terrorist groups like Team Rocket and Team Galactic in order to distract the public from the true issues at hand
[02:10] debaser247: holy shiiiiit
[02:11] debaser247: team rocket is only there to unite the common people AGAINST people who mistreat pokemon
[02:11] debaser247: its all propaganda
[02:12] debaser247: that is their sole purpose
 

ender

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ugh
this is in social so i wont lock it but posting aim logs is horrible
 

embracethe12

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it was okay

this was a really good point

Ash, Misty, and Brock pretty much did the same thing in the show, now that I think about it. How many episodes started out with them being starving, broke, and wandering around some city aimlessly until they run into the character and Pokemon of the day?
 

ender

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ender

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Creed Thoughts!

Hey-o, everyone out there in SyverWorld. Its old Creed Bratton coming at your again, here from my perch as Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Mifflin paper. Just a few observations on the world around me.

What do you guys think is the best kind of car? to me. you can,t beat motorcycles. They,re small and dangerous.
 

ender

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Night Man, sneaky and mean
Spider inside my dreams, I think I love you
You make me want to cry, you make me want to die
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Night Man
Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms
And pin me down and I try to fight you
You come inside me and fill me up and I become the Night Man

It's just two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong, but it's just right
It's just two men sharing each other
It's just two men like lovin' brothers
One on top, and one on bottom
One inside, and one is out
One is screaming he's so happy and the other's screaming a passionate shout
It's the Night Man
The feeling so wrong and right man, the feeling so wrong and right man
I can't fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and I become the Night... the passionate, passionate Night Man

They took you Night Man and you don't belong to them. They left me in a world of darkness without your sexy hands. And I miss you, Night Man, so bad.
 
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