Play with jokes

[meena]

A Man received an invitation, to a party which said “Black Tie Only”!!

When he went to the party he was surprised to find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well !!!!
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[roy is my boi]

lol.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken. Lol.

Epic Bump ftl?

 

[Charizard92]

Life gives you lemons, what do you do.
Make lemonade, then go to a friends who life gave them vodka and throw a party! WOOT!

 

[DemonFart]

lol
heres a joke: charizard is a good character.(just joking don't **** me charizard92)

 

[roy is my boi]

Lol, heres a joke:
Combos in Brawl.

 

[Charizard92]

lol
heres a joke: charizard is a good character.(just joking don't **** me charizard92)

I don't ****, I maim.

For the actual joke:
Count how many fingers you have. If the numbers don't =8 (not counting thumbs) or 10 (counting thumbs), What the **** happened?!

 

[roy is my boi]

I don't get it

 

[DemonFart]

fine don't maim me

 

[smashbot226]

In Heaven:

French are the chefs.
Swedish run the hotels.
Germans are the engineers.
English are the police.

In Hell:

English are the chefs.
French run the hotels.
Swedish are the engineers.
AND THE GERMANS ARE THE POLICE!!!

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A man will spend $2 on a $1 item he needs.

A woman will spend $1 on a $2 item she doesn't need.

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What do you get when you cross a troll with Melee?

Dylan_Tnga

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Captain Falcon just pissed your pants.

 

[Eor]

not a game