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Oct 5 2007 Lamp Works Without Touching, Clapping
MORE: bedroom , decor , light , lighting , motion , new product
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The Airswitch Lamp works without ever having to touch it. You just swipe your hand over it and it turns on and off. You place your hand over the lamp and either raise or lower it in order to adjust brightness. They cost $79 and come in red, orange, blue and green. The only problem is, unlike the clapper, you have to be within arm's reach of the lamp in order to control it. I have a better system, but it works on a similar premise. I swipe my hand across my girlfriend's ***, follow it with a "get the **** light woman" and ta-da, off it goes.
AirSwitch Lamp: The New Clapper [uberreview]
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Oct 5 2007 Swoop Scooper Better Than Bare Hands
MORE: dog , house , neighbors , outdoors , pets , responsibility
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The swoop is a new take on an old problem -- picking up dog ****. You attach one of the special elastic bags, and it's spring loaded mechanism grabs the crap and turns the bag inside out in one action. It costs $25 and the replacement bags are stupidly expensive. Almost everyone I know just takes a plastic grocery bag with them when they walk their dog. I don't do that. If the dog ****s in a neighbor's yard that I don't like then I give it a kick and try to hit their porch. If it's in someone's yard that I like, I just leave it, out of respect.
Scoopin Dog Poo [electroplankton]
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Oct 5 2007 Panzer Paintball Tank Is A Cute Little Thing
MORE: army , cute , games , gun , paint , tank , transportation
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The Paintball Panzer is a tank designed for use in paintball matches. It has a 24-inch gun, and can shoot 15 balls a second. They cost a staggering $18,000 apiece. Now I'm not here to steal their business or anything, but for only $4,500 I'll sell you a Paintball Plymouth. And if you're thinking a Paintball Plymouth is just my neighbor's stolen Neon with the windows knocked out, you're right.
A video of the cute little bugger after the splatter.
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Oct 5 2007 Lamp Works Without Touching, Clapping
MORE: bedroom , decor , light , lighting , motion , new product
swipe-lamp.jpg
The Airswitch Lamp works without ever having to touch it. You just swipe your hand over it and it turns on and off. You place your hand over the lamp and either raise or lower it in order to adjust brightness. They cost $79 and come in red, orange, blue and green. The only problem is, unlike the clapper, you have to be within arm's reach of the lamp in order to control it. I have a better system, but it works on a similar premise. I swipe my hand across my girlfriend's ***, follow it with a "get the **** light woman" and ta-da, off it goes.
AirSwitch Lamp: The New Clapper [uberreview]
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Oct 5 2007 Swoop Scooper Better Than Bare Hands
MORE: dog , house , neighbors , outdoors , pets , responsibility
new-crap-scooper.jpg
The swoop is a new take on an old problem -- picking up dog ****. You attach one of the special elastic bags, and it's spring loaded mechanism grabs the crap and turns the bag inside out in one action. It costs $25 and the replacement bags are stupidly expensive. Almost everyone I know just takes a plastic grocery bag with them when they walk their dog. I don't do that. If the dog ****s in a neighbor's yard that I don't like then I give it a kick and try to hit their porch. If it's in someone's yard that I like, I just leave it, out of respect.
Scoopin Dog Poo [electroplankton]
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Oct 5 2007 Panzer Paintball Tank Is A Cute Little Thing
MORE: army , cute , games , gun , paint , tank , transportation
tank-for-paintball.jpg
The Paintball Panzer is a tank designed for use in paintball matches. It has a 24-inch gun, and can shoot 15 balls a second. They cost a staggering $18,000 apiece. Now I'm not here to steal their business or anything, but for only $4,500 I'll sell you a Paintball Plymouth. And if you're thinking a Paintball Plymouth is just my neighbor's stolen Neon with the windows knocked out, you're right.
A video of the cute little bugger after the splatter.
Continue Reading " Panzer Paintball Tank Is A Cute Little Thing "
Comments ( 23 ) Digg Reddit Del.ici.ous
