Drecker
Smash Ace
Pacific West Kick Height Power Rankings
We don't give a **** about gravity.
Panelists:
Voodoo, NintendoKing.
We decided to start a Power Ranking system for the Pacific West based on how high you can kick, mainly so others around the country can see how high we can kick. We think that this may convince other Smashers to learn how to kick high as **** so they can be recognized. It has made most of us more competitive and through this competition, we can kick higher than ever.
POSITION CRITERIA
You will be positioned not solely on kicking height, but kicking form, setting (For example, kicking high in an open field is not as impressive as kicking a ceiling) , and how consistent you are with your kicking; any spastic ****** can kick high once. You have to live in the Pacific West, and if you are inactive, meaning you don't keep us updated on your kicking abilities or kick with recognized member of what we call the "Airwalking Community", you will move down or eventually be taken off because we'd no longer have an idea of how high you can kick.
All kicks must be accompanied by TWO THINGS:
1. Visual proof (Word of mouth won't cut it unless it's from a recognized Airwalker). Videos, pictures (Will be extensively screened for editing, don't **** around).
2. At least one witness able to give a detailed account of your Airwalking abilities; no "ya he kan do it lolz". I'm talking Robert McCammon style descriptions, I want to be able to see you saying "**** you, Gravity".
As it stands:
1. NK - World Record Video (Click this).
2. Voodoo - Video lost, Nintendoking will vouch for me KICKING A SEVEN FOOT BASKETBALL BACKBOARD.
3. IT COULD BE YOU!
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10. IT COULD BE YOU!
We don't give a **** about gravity.
Panelists:
Voodoo, NintendoKing.
We decided to start a Power Ranking system for the Pacific West based on how high you can kick, mainly so others around the country can see how high we can kick. We think that this may convince other Smashers to learn how to kick high as **** so they can be recognized. It has made most of us more competitive and through this competition, we can kick higher than ever.
POSITION CRITERIA
You will be positioned not solely on kicking height, but kicking form, setting (For example, kicking high in an open field is not as impressive as kicking a ceiling) , and how consistent you are with your kicking; any spastic ****** can kick high once. You have to live in the Pacific West, and if you are inactive, meaning you don't keep us updated on your kicking abilities or kick with recognized member of what we call the "Airwalking Community", you will move down or eventually be taken off because we'd no longer have an idea of how high you can kick.
All kicks must be accompanied by TWO THINGS:
1. Visual proof (Word of mouth won't cut it unless it's from a recognized Airwalker). Videos, pictures (Will be extensively screened for editing, don't **** around).
2. At least one witness able to give a detailed account of your Airwalking abilities; no "ya he kan do it lolz". I'm talking Robert McCammon style descriptions, I want to be able to see you saying "**** you, Gravity".
As it stands:
1. NK - World Record Video (Click this).
2. Voodoo - Video lost, Nintendoking will vouch for me KICKING A SEVEN FOOT BASKETBALL BACKBOARD.
3. IT COULD BE YOU!
4. IT COULD BE YOU!
5. IT COULD BE YOU!
6. IT COULD BE YOU!
7. IT COULD BE YOU!
8. IT COULD BE YOU!
9. IT COULD BE YOU!
10. IT COULD BE YOU!
