Shut the **** up boredomking. It's because of people like you that God doesn't talk to us anymore.
So thebrute7, if you would turn your attention to the non-social portion of the pac west boards, you will find a Super Awesome Oregon Thread where there are a handful of us oregonians talking about smash things.
however, the vibe there is mostly melee oriented. So if you only want to prove something in brawl I would suggest hitting up allisbrawl.com, where there is a group called "[Oregon]". There you will find numerous people interested in taking your challenge. I can't guarantee they'll take a wifi challenge seriously though, so the best option would be to go to a tournament or smashfest in person to prove your worth. If you live around portland, this shouldn't be a problem, but if you live out in bumble-****, then you'll need to make more of an effort to get some in person games, otherwise you'll have to be content ****** your friends. Hope that helped.
Also, if you ever decide to man-up and learn melee and live around eugene or portland, I'd be happy to train with you.