Here's a summary of my Saturday night:
I went to watch Avatar in 3D with my mum. It was an epic movie.

Neytiri so much.
Okay, now the s
hit games:
I got home at around midnight and that is when the party started, literally. There were kids all over the house because my sister threw a house party. There was alcohol everywhere and people were krunk nasty. I texted Brice to see if there were games. There were, so I am about to leave and go on my merry way. Unfortunately for me, the second I leave my house and close the door there are three cops who confront me. They got a complaint about the noise. They take my information and proceed to advance towards my home. I inform them that I'm going to get my mother so that they can sort this mess out.
I open the door and everyone's bit
ching at me, the guy whose house their in, that it's cold and to "close the fuckin door." Roughly .293 seconds later, the cops step in the door and all you hear are crickets in the background. They see alcohol everywhere and tell everyone that they're going to do Breathalyzer Tests on every single person. There are roughly 25 people here. So everyone is pissing their pants and are doing the tests, which by the way took over an hour. Out of nowhere, this girl tries to make a break for it and runs into my sister's room, opens the window and jumps right through the screen. Too bad that my backyard is just a trap and you cant get out. Not to mention she basically face planted into Max's, my dog, sh
it. So they arrest her and proceed with the tests.
Meanwhile, my mother is being a total moronic idiot and is making a scene telling the cops that they are taking too long. I explain to her that she is instigating this even further and will in turn make this longer than it needs to be. She doesn't give a crap and continues. By the way folks, I'm just sitting around enjoying the show the entire time.
So about 20 minutes pass and this other girl hurls a storm and it's so epic and messy. She just throws up all over the carpet. You cant ever get that stink out I swear. Also, for some reason, these 18-22 year olds are laughing and aren't taking this test seriously despite the fact that each and every single person at the party besides my mother and myself received tickets of over $150.
Many more minutes go by and it's just fu
cking ******** as shit. My mother is still instigating the situation, kids are still being absurd and dumb and nothing really is happening. The cops are taking their sweet time and are kind of being as
sholes, but I suppose that is their job. They send all the kids who are not drunk or who have been tested, downstairs. I enjoy a short conversation with a pretty cute blond girl who is wearing very slutty attire. The girl is dumb as stone by the way. We end our conversation abruptly and I go back upstairs since it's my house and I can do whatever I want. (EDIT) I later found out that the girl is a ring girl for some minor league MMA thing in Nebraska. Interesting.
My mom is still arguing and it has been over 45 minutes. She gets threatened about being arrested and goes off. It gets crazy for about 2 minutes or so. Anyways, the girl who got arrested and was in handcuffs mother arrives and has a huge argument with my mother. It is hilarious because I calmly asked the woman to get out of my house and she said no so I brought it upon myself to remove her by force. It worked out and justice was served.
Anyways, things have died down by this point. It's roughly 1:30AM when the cops creep out and now Im sitting here, slightly pissed that someone came into my room and did something nasty to it.
I hope you as
sholes had a better Saturday night than me.
If you didnt wanna read all that, here's a short summary:
- Watched Avatar.
- Got home to drunk teenagers.
- Cops happened.
- Kids did stupid sh
it.
- Mom did stupid shit.
- Took yonder.
- More details in the detailed version.