The Virgin Unfezant vs The Chad Staraptor
-Weak*** 115 attack stat
-Needs a mask to look cool
-No Close Combat
-Spams Swagger to cover its own insecurities
-Probably took a dump on you car
-Interrupts your Audino grinding
-Used by Alain; the plot armored weirdo who likes lolis
-Smells bad
-Absolutely boss 120 attack stat
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What did you say about my hair?
-CLOSE COMBAT
-Can run HM Fly and Defog and still be helpful in fights
-Dude owns your car now
-Rarely in the wild because you gotta earn one by training
-Reckless to hit Brave Birds harder in your face
-Rhymes with Predator and Terminator
-It Intimidates you by smelling your fear