Newcomers that you want in Smash for a silly reason

[Miifighters4Smash5]

Banjo & Kazooie: To Reunite the Former Nintendo Characters with their Former Comrades before being bought by Microsoft
Evil Ryu: Heroes vs Villains; and to be an Enemy Without for Ryu; if he were to fall to the satsuo no hado
Heihachi: Because he was a Mii Fighter Costume before
Geese Howard: To Hear his famous Engrish such as; Predictabo, I'll stain my hans wif yo brud
TJ Combo: C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker

 

[Miifighters4Smash5]

Banjo & Kazooie: To Reunite the Former Nintendo Characters with their Former Comrades before being bought by Microsoft
Evil Ryu: Heroes vs Villains; and to be an Enemy Without for Ryu; if he were to fall to the satsuo no hado
Heihachi: Because he was a Mii Fighter Costume before
Geese Howard: To Hear his famous Engrish such as; Predictabo, I'll stain my hans wif yo brud
TJ Combo: C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker

Or Bowsette: Because she's hot and Popular in BOTH the Western AND Eastern Hemispheres. and Because Peach Rejected Mario in Super Mario Odyssey.

 

[NukeA6]

Camilla (Fire Emblem) - Because she's sexy
Goku & Shrek - I want them mostly for the outrage they will cause. Maybe I want Steve for the same reason.

Or Bowsette: Because she's hot and Popular in BOTH the Western AND Eastern Hemispheres. and Because Peach Rejected Mario in Super Mario Odyssey.

Almost forgot about her but my reasons is that I like any form of Peach. Plus she's sexy and will piss off the right people

 

[Mariomaniac45213]

I want Cranky Kong, Capp'n Cuttlefish, Peppy Hare, and Toadsworth added so they can team up and go against Ness, Lucas, Inklings, and Bowser Jr. to show these young whippersnappers how it's done!

 

[Putuk]

I kinda want Shadow out of a nearly malicious reason.
Sure, I love the Sonic series with all my heart, despite everything, but I don't really enjoy quick, rushdown oriented characters at all.

I kinda just wanna see people get upset that their idea of a "pure" Smash has been infested with mediocrity and "cringe" and "edge". It's gonna be pretty funny.


Also kinda hoping he could be Sonic, but without two specials being the same move.

 

[SupriceSupplies]

Bandana Dee so Kirby will complete FE’s weapon triangle before FE itself does (since I recall hearing hammers being counted as axes in FE).

King Boo so I can spook people to the blast zone.

 

[FalconFire93]

If Sora makes it into Smash Ultimate, I want Nomura to make Sakurai create a story mode specifically for Sora that KH fans will have to play through to understand the plot to KH3.

Dang, dude I don’t even know what to say but...

But anyway, I basically want Geno because he’s a living star that possesses a puppet with a gun arm.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Medusa. Not only because we need more female villains but also more the reason to ship her with

 

[Frizz]

Pokemon Ranger (Lunick/Solana), because we already have the one occupation that is Pokemon Trainer, so we might as well include the overlooked occupation!

 

[smashingDoug]

Axel Steel from guitar hero because I love metal

Duke Nukem, just to hear his taunts for one

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

Cranky Kong and Earthworm Jim: I have legitimate reasons for both, but Jim giving Cranky whatfor for being called a "No-Hoper" is a bonus.
Tiny, Lanky and Chunky Kong: Besides reuniting the Kong family, I mostly want them in to justify the DK Rap's inclusion in Smash.
Masked Royal: So we can all have the Gen VII starters and put an end to those silly arguments.
Bonk: So I can see if Sakurai can have Air Zonk as his FS. Oh, and reuniting the 90s console rivals.
Duke Nukem: Because you must always bet on Duke. Also, the prospective fan art of him trying to hit on the other ladies.
Rash: I'd like to see how his CGI trailer handles his comical Smash Hits.

 

[verysleepywolf]

Moosh from the Oracles games has been a secret legitimate desire of mine for years. I want other Zelda characters first, but Moosh would bring a smile to my face.

 

[War Anvil]

Misty (Preferably GSC design) as another Pokémon Trainer: Because she's my favorite Gym Leader, and to put the entire Smash fanbase out of its misery.

(I'd prefer Ridley over as a Smash-themed troll emote, personally)

 

[FalconFire93]

Incineroar as Fighter #69: To add on to the pre-existing "Incineroar is nasty" meme.

Now, this is a legit meme and made me get an Incineroar of my own in my copy of Pokémon Sun.

 

[Iko MattOrr]

Yeah, I was forgetting about Mr Bison, I'd want him in Smash for the YESH meme, especially associated with Cpt Falcon who also has a YES meme.
YES vs YESH, who would win?

EDIT: Actually, Falcon's is YESZ.

 

[jamesster445]

Goku from Yuyuki.

The salt from the Dragonball fandom would season all French fries for the next 30 years.

 

[MacDaddyNook]

Or Bowsette: Because she's hot and Popular in BOTH the Western AND Eastern Hemispheres. and Because Peach Rejected Mario in Super Mario Odyssey.

Thank goodness that meme has been dying down. I can't wait for it to be forgotten.

 

[NukeA6]

Thank goodness that meme has been dying down. I can't wait for it to be forgotten.

She already exists in a few ROM hacks. She was even almost in Super Mario Odyssey. Bowsette is inevitable.

 

[Captain Shades]

Ratchet and Clank because Banjo-Kazooie with sci-fi guns would be dope.

Brah, just play PlayStation All-Stars.

 

[Idon]

Honestly, the only reason I even have a tiny amount of want for Ninten is because he's the first one and he'd complete the Mother trio.

 

[BirthNote]

Brah, just play PlayStation All-Stars.

Ewwww no thanks. I played PSASBR to see if it was good and honestly it wasn't. It doesn't play like Smash and there's no real polish or incentive to keep playing, and I'm confident that if Ratchet and Clank were in Smash, their PSASBR moveset would be a reference for how NOT to make a moveset.

 

[Jovahexeon Joranvexeon]

Thank goodness that meme has been dying down. I can't wait for it to be forgotten.

Even if it's slowing down, it's still trending on Japanese Twitter, there's at least a hundred of submissions on Twitter every hour or so, roms are coming out of the wood work, and it sure ain't gonna be forgotten anytime soon with Bowsette.

 

[Oddball]

King Hippo and the Eggplant Wizard.

We finally got Simon, Megaman, and Pit together, bring on the Captain N bad guys.

Plus I think they could actually be fun to play as.

 

[Garteam]

Lycanroc simply because he's not Incineroar.

Ayumi or Style Savvy, just to see mundane, powerless teenage girls beating up characters who are extremely powerful.
Likewise, Erdrick, for the Goku comparisons.

 

[TyrantLizardKing]

Saber because I want to see the Goku fanbase get all angry when she's viable and he's not.

 

[Mike Cometa]

-Crash because he´s crazy and if spirits is more similar to Subspace than to Melee Adventure (As it should) it would be hilarious to see him interacting with other characters (Is also the main reason because I want Crash in base roster rather than as DLC)
-Joker: Because i want Persona in the switch (I don´t know if this count as crazy or legit reason)

 

[EarlTamm]

Even if it's slowing down, it's still trending on Japanese Twitter, there's at least a hundred of submissions on Twitter every hour or so, roms are coming out of the wood work, and it sure ain't gonna be forgotten anytime soon with Bowsette.

Let's also not forget that the meme will likely spike back up again when that cosplay event happens and when NSMBUD happens.

Anyway, characters I want for silly reasons...
-Peachette, and not just because of the memes(Though that is a bit of a factor now). I actually made the Peachette thread before Bowsette was even a thing, and I originally made it as a test ground for getting more involved with Smashboards. I did not expect any of the stuff to follow, but it has really made me root for her.
-Dry Bones, for pure biased nostalgia(He was my go to for MP8 and MK Wii).

 

[aarchak]

THE MOON. But seriously, I just want the moon because I think it would be funny to see how it would play.

 

[NukeA6]

I'd like to add Kitty White on my list of characters I want just for the outrage. Plus, she's got her own Nintendo appearances including Hello Kitty World, Sanrio Smash Ball, and Super Mario Maker. If anything, she's legit even if she's not exactly a videogame character.

 

[Freduardo]

Bonk - Because I want 16 bit console wars to have their last place mascot.

Nester/Lark: because I want old Nintendo Power comics to be in some variety of smash disc

Birdo or Poison - just to troll everyone who will now be offended at a possible trans character when they’ve been playable in games before and never been found offensive.

Linkle - Essentially the same troll as Birdo or Poison, just for people who now get offended by female varieties of protagonists.

Mike Jones/Zoda: Because I think if they appear, I’ll get Star Tropics 3.

More Uprising characters: To troll people who are still salty over Palutena and dark pit, also to make it more likely to have Uprising 2.

 

[Phobos_Anomaly]

DOOMGUY because I'd love to see Nintendo replace all of his violent weaponry with like popguns and stuff.

 

[Mr Gentleman]

Crono. but only if his reveal has you first see his hair before you see it's him. so that everyone will think Goku is about to be announced for smash but instead be led into the biggest troll in gaming history.

 

[Cabbagehead]

Shadow, because I know that his ultra-edgy quotes are gonna crack me up.

Also, his current VA also voiced Don Patch from Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo. Any indirect reference to the greatest anime of all time is a win in my book.

 

[Jovahexeon Joranvexeon]

Let's also not forget that the meme will likely spike back up again when that cosplay event happens and when NSMBUD happens.

Indeed, and already the talk about her has reignited with that recent Breath of the WIld mod for Bowsette.

Anyway, I would love to have Crash Bandicoot in, if only to have a retread of the infamous "Plumber Boy" routine.

 

[EarlTamm]

Anyway, I would love to have Crash Bandicoot in, if only to have a retread of the infamous "Plumber Boy" routine.

That would make an excellent reveal trailer. He shows up at the NoA building in the classic routine, and then Mario, Pikachu, Yoshi, and DK walk out in there costomed look from the original Smash commercial, ready to challenge Crash.