...And handling lets karts not have to tap on the brakes, which would slow them down.
I never said no one used tilt controls; I just asked your preference, stated mine, and said the reason for the traction deal was probably because the tilt controls are a bit less precise (it's not as easy to go straight ahead, for example).
A crutch? You mean an advantage to balance out the disadvantages? I know that there are options that are better in some ways, but I just like playing as Toad. I like taking tighter turns and being able to pick myself up from a hit easily. Again, it's about preference. I prefer to use Toad rather than other characters. That doesn't mean I'm destined to lose or anything, which you seemed to be implying with the "crutch" analogy (someone won't win a footrace using a crutch, after all).
I said proof, not a few random people in a forum believing this. (I could only find a few; could you link your sources please? I'm curious to see their points.) Proof as in win/loss rates for vehicles, or many examples of Blue Falcon users winning online tournaments. People believed Little Mac was OP, but then Sakurai provided proof in the form of win/loss rates in FG that he wasn't objectively overpowered.
You said they were lightweight. They are mediumweight. Notice where it says "medium" for the section that C. Peach and T. Mario are in.
...Are you seriously comparing Mario Kart to rock-paper-scissors? Karts in Mario Kart aren't the same as the hand symbols. If you took your analogy of your hands being glued together in RPS and applied it to MK, it would basically be where you can't move the controls. If you took kart selection in MK to RPS, it would translate to somehow having a different hand to perform the hand signs with. Actions aren't the same as what you're using to do the actions.
Anyway, I suggest we agree to disagree, so that the topic doesn't get locked for going off topic or anything (this is
Smashboards after all
). That's what I'm doing, anyway.
I'm pretty sure it works the same way as the reward screens in Crazy Orders/Classic/etc. where you can hover over it to see details on each item, but once you press A, you claim all of them. I never noticed anything where it said you select one of the items.