This story begins a long time ago, around the time of early autumn. One Billb Illbill (aka NC-Echo) and I were enjoying a day at Emerald Point, a local amusement park with a variety or water based attractions and rides. The day was going well until I noticed a stand of Dippin' Dots. Now I don't think you know about me and Dippin' Dots, but suffice to say, I love me some dippin' dots, and I'll tell you the rest of the story later on that regard. So I had to get me some. As I was getting Dippin' Dots, Billb decided he would get some Dippin' Dots as well, but not because he wanted any, rather because I was getting some. Problem was, he was out of cash. Dippin' Dots cost about five dollars for a cup, and I had an unbroken ten, and no fives, so I decided to cover Billb's cup as well. This was before I knew about Billb's history.
You see, Billb is an economist, and as we all know, economists are responsible for the Waco Massacre, 9/11, Global Warming and Adam Lambert's make-up, among other things.
A few months went by, and after not getting my five dollars back, I began to get curious about when I would be getting it back. After trying, unsuccessfully, to get in touch with Billb, I decided to ask around, and had this conversation with Chris Knorr, who had had experiences with Billb:
But I soon found out that I'm not the only one. It turns out many in NC have suffered the slings and arrows of NC-Echo's deadbeatery, and from his ambivalence towards Dippin' Dots. Now I'm not usually one to call people out, but it seems like this has been going on for a while, and no one's ever said anything about it, so I'm going to go out on a limb and bring this out in the open.
You see, Billb is an economist, and as we all know, economists are responsible for the Waco Massacre, 9/11, Global Warming and Adam Lambert's make-up, among other things.
A few months went by, and after not getting my five dollars back, I began to get curious about when I would be getting it back. After trying, unsuccessfully, to get in touch with Billb, I decided to ask around, and had this conversation with Chris Knorr, who had had experiences with Billb:
So now I knew that it would be totally up in the air whether I got the money from Billb, and while I understood Chris Knorr's ire, I'm not very physically strong, and not much in to acts of violence besides. I was beaten up a lot in elementary school, and so didn't quite have the stomach for it.
But I soon found out that I'm not the only one. It turns out many in NC have suffered the slings and arrows of NC-Echo's deadbeatery, and from his ambivalence towards Dippin' Dots. Now I'm not usually one to call people out, but it seems like this has been going on for a while, and no one's ever said anything about it, so I'm going to go out on a limb and bring this out in the open.
Smith said:
Malk said:
Mullins said:
Roscoe said:
So there you have it. Billb Illbill, I want my five dollars back, and now all of Atlantic South knows it.Dr. Peepee said:
