My WW Town is broken.

[urdailywater]

I think my Animal Crossing is broken.

I've spent 30 days on this game and now wish to blog about my experiences in town.

Here's the two basic yet most common conversations I get caught in the middle of whenever I play.

Me: Hey, Antonio, what's up man?
Antonio: Champ, lets catch some bugs. I'll race yah.
Me: Well I forgot my net so-
Antonio: GO!


And #2

Me: Hey, Biskit, you up to anything right now? Hey Biskit, you here me bro?
Biskit: Oh, you were talking Aaron? I didn't hear you? Noo I'm such a terrible friend BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW;(
Me: Dude it's okay..
Biskit: *cries some moar*

Okay, so I decided to experiment with two test subjects. Here's a normal conversation for these two.

Biskit: Hey Pierce
Pierce: Sup, brah.
Biskit: Woah, Pierce... You look so dreeeeamy with those tight clothes on
Pierce: Thanks, man, hey WAIT A MINUTE I don't role with the word dreamy. I'm a man, GRRRRRRRR.
Biskit: And your hat, it's looks so dreeamy (these two are guys fyi)
Pierce: Dude, not cool, don't stay stuff like that with others around.
Me: ...


Oh, and for some odd reason the town of Viridian has a very strange fetish with insects. They always want to catch them.


And the only chick in town that liked me left, I think I'll be heading to her town soon enough.

I hate this game.


Why did the creator completly ruin it?

The original Animal Crossing didn't make me mad at least.


Edit: These conversations are all factual. I may have shortened em though so it wouldn't be a TL;DR.

 

[Neon Ness]

Your town sounds fun. But yeah, that whole "You look so dreamy..." conversation between two male characters is pretty messed up.

I miss my town... it's full of weeds and tarantulas.