My Rocky Relationship with Wifi

[M15t3R E]

At first I was excited. It was my new love and I thought nothing would tear us apart.
All my free time was spent with Wifi and it was my newest and biggest passion.
With Wifi, I met new friends all over the country and never was there a dull experience.
Then when I started participating in the ladders, Wifi became unfaithful.
Wifi would be known to cause me great losses when I should have had successes.
Wifi began showing more love towards people I would have to compete with, and it drove me crazy.
The more time I spent with Wifi, the more our relationship worsened.
I became disappointed in Wifi but friends were there for me and introduced me to offline. I found new, better, more interesting experiences through offline but would secretly go back to Wifi once every couple weeks.
Wifi returned the sentiment by screwing me over just like before. It wasn't a difficult decision anymore, and I decided that offline would forever be my better choice.
I put my foot down. I have left Wifi once and for all. Never to return.

Now I have all kinds of fun with offline in tournaments and I couldn't be happier.
Don't give Wifi a chance. She's a double-crossing b*tch.

 

[Kevin]

there's wifi in melee?

 

[smasher?o.0]

there's wifi in melee?

where did u get that from?

 

[paulleh]

rofl at kevin, get with the times. Sadly enough, brawl is what everybody talks about nowadays.

anywayss...

My relation ship with wi-fi has been almost the exact same,
i dumped her, then i gave her a second chance, but no change.
Offline and I have been together ever since

 

[CalebSitton]

wow man i had no idea how bad it was for you...
wi-fi still has no affect on me and i try to be good with both offline and online

and i hope you make a return to wi-fi... its not the same anymore :\

 

[Hive Mind]

Lag is the lover of Wi-fi now and she is his mistress.
I have left her.

 

[zeldspazz]

I use Wifi a ton because Im 13 and have nobody around to play with, its my only chance to play real people.

It sounds like you have way better options than Wifi, unlike some people =P

 

[urdailywater]

I cheat with Wifi often because I just can't deal that well with the long distance relationship offline asks me to deal with.

 

[Teran]

As long as you don't treat wifi too seriously, it shouldn't be something to abandon.

I mean, it's just a plaything, not something you devote yourself to, so when it screws you over it shouldn't be a big deal. It's all part of the game.

Incidentally, you just lost it.

 

[§leepy God]

♪ All I have to say is don't go to Wifi tourney's. Last time I did, and I never touched Wifi ever since, even on my XBL tourneys I hate net play because you have to change your style. Does that make me a bad person? †

 

[momochuu]

wow man i had no idea how bad it was for you...
wi-fi still has no affect on me and i try to be good with both offline and online

and i hope you make a return to wi-fi... its not the same anymore :\

...You bumped a thread from November of last year. @_@;

 

[PassWurD]

As long as you don't treat wifi too seriously, it shouldn't be something to abandon.

I mean, it's just a plaything, not something you devote yourself to, so when it screws you over it shouldn't be a big deal. It's all part of the game.

Incidentally, you just lost it.

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