My Petition To Get Into The Melee Back Room

[TheBluAssassin]

Here are reasons you should vote for me:

1. I'm awesome.
2. I'm cool.
3. I kick ***.
4. I'm awesome.
5. I'm the world's greatest Melee player.
6. I heart Nintendo.
7. The Back Rooms have prostitutes and I have $2500.
8. I'm awesome.

There is irrefutable evidence as to why I should get accepted.

 

[KirbyKaze]

Your application has been rejected.

 

[TheBluAssassin]

Stop trolling. I'll report you to the mods.

 

[C.SDK]

Sometimes, I really wonder what goes on in the mind of trolls like you, TheBluAssassin.