My Mafia Academia -- ENDGAME: Bites Za Dusto

[Lore]

I was gonna shot him in the face.

Coincidentally, that's another leading cause of farmer death!

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Can I use my custom built Chicken Guillotine(c) instead?

So long as you resist the siren call of the small round guillotine hole, sure! Or roll those dice, who cares!

 

[giraffelasergun]

Coincidentally, that's another leading cause of farmer death!

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So long as you resist the siren call of the small round guillotine hole, sure! Or roll those dice, who cares!

CANCEL

 

[Lore]

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If a farmer doesn't date another farmer, Gaia turns them into a tree! Doomed forever to sit still, screaming silently and eternally! :D

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[Z25]

Why is the topic farming lol

 

[Moydow]

My Farmer Academia Mafia, coming soon to a DGames near you

 

[Lore]

Why is the topic farming lol

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[Z25]

My Farmer Academia Mafia, coming soon to a DGames near you

Who knew farming simulator would get a mafia game lmao

 

[Deleted member]

Unfortunately, MHA does not possess any farmers. However, Bungou Stray Dogs does so if any of you would like to take a look into it, please appreciate farmer boys Kenji and Steinbeck

Spoiler

One of these is a certified *******
It's like MHA but with literary authors and an actual Mafia

 

[Z25]

Unfortunately, MHA does not possess any farmers. However, Bungou Stray Dogs does so if any of you would like to take a look into it, please appreciate farmer boys Kenji and Steinbeck

Spoiler

One of these is a certified *******
It's like MHA but with literary authors and an actual Mafia

This sounds like a very strange but intriguing anime. Might watch it

 

[Deleted member]

This sounds like a very strange but intriguing anime. Might watch it

Bungou has really dumb plot progression but the characters and fights are just perfect. Akutagawa's Rashomon is my favorite superpower in fiction. Period.

 

[praline]

So what time does this start?

 

[Deleted member]

So what time does this start?

When everyone can confirm their roles so hopefully by today

 

[Moydow]

When everyone can confirm their roles so hopefully by today

You should probably fix the thread title too so it doesn't say sign-ups are still open. Or do I have to do everything around here? :p

 

[praline]

Well I got my role.

 

[Deleted member]

Well I got my role.

Is it the one you wanted?

 

[praline]

Is it the one you wanted?

Sadly no.

 

[Z25]

Just in case I need to say it publicly, role confirmed.

 

[Deleted member]

Sadly no.

I have no idea which is the one you wanted so I can neither confirm nor deny that I have it :V

 

[Ura]

I can confirm.

I also have secret inside info of who's Mafia that I shall never disclose mwhahahaha!

 

[Lore]

I can confirm.

I also have secret inside info of who's Mafia that I shall never disclose mwhahahaha!

Game hasn't started yet, you really shouldn't say this kind of stuff. I now instantly have a D1 lynch target.

 

[Deleted member]

You do realize you're "instantly targeting" someone who is clearly bull****ting to be funny, right?

That being said, I also have a D1 Lynch Target for the given rule of these games. Lynch All Ninnies. (Used to be Lynch All Holders, but there's more than one Ninny now :V)

 

[Lore]

I mean, it's kinda hard to treat that sort of thing as just a joke lol.

 

[Ura]

Game hasn't started yet, you really shouldn't say this kind of stuff. I now instantly have a D1 lynch target.

Ayy that's my guy!

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Yo Lore , congrats on the promotion my guy (again)! I guess the admins realized your Ricochet strategy and figured you'd make a good mod!



Also guys, guess what? I'm a character from MHA, it's pretty exciting

 

[Z25]

Yo Lore , congrats on the promotion my guy (again)! I guess the admins realized your Ricochet strategy and figured you'd make a good mod!



Also guys, guess what? I'm a character from MHA, it's pretty exciting

He did get promoted.

Honestly I wasn’t sure if I imagined that or not lmao. There were so many promotions that I didn’t know if werekill was a mod and I missed it or if he got promoted.

Regardless, congrats Lore

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

this is my town now

Verrrry clever, forcing literally every single person in the town to subscribe to Pokechu Fan Town 2.0, who's even going to fall for this?

Pokechu be my husband twice I'll do anything for you.

 

[giraffelasergun]

So many mods now!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

That being said, I also have a D1 Lynch Target for the given rule of these games. Lynch All Ninnies. (Used to be Lynch All Holders, but there's more than one Ninny now :V)

Awww, you remember me~ You're so sweet. :3

 

[Lore]

Thanks guys! Yeah it was 100% Ricochet results. Ngl, I'm still riding the high of that one a bit, lol.

 

[Z25]

Thanks guys! Yeah it was 100% Ricochet results. Ngl, I'm still riding the high of that one a bit, lol.

I would have thought much harder if I knew the prize was a mod promotion.

 

[Lore]

No worries, I'm sure there will be plenty of Wine In Front Of Me shenanigans to be had in this one lol.

 

[Deleted member]

We ready to start yet? :V

 

[Moydow]

We ready to start yet? :V

no

Take a seat and be patient :p

 

[Deleted member]

no

Take a seat and be patient

-grabs chair and walks off-

 

[Lore]

Yeah, free chairs? Gimme some of that ****

 

[Deleted member]

MOYDOW I TOLD YOU WE WERE LOW ON CHAIRS YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM AWAY

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

No worries, I'm sure there will be plenty of Wine In Front Of Me shenanigans to be had in this one lol.

Guess I gotta pop off in this game, the master (game host) is in the same game as his student (game winner)

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

MOYDOW I TOLD YOU WE WERE LOW ON CHAIRS YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM AWAY

*non-chalantly takes chair*

 

[Lore]

MOYDOW I TOLD YOU WE WERE LOW ON CHAIRS YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM AWAY

No worries, I only took 4. I needed them for my dnd group; these are some comfy chairs compared to what they used to have.

Guess I gotta pop off in this game, the master (game host) is in the same game as his student (game winner)

Little did you know that my entire strategy and persona in that game were a ruse! All to lead to my win here. <3

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Little did you know that my entire strategy and persona in that game were a ruse! All to lead to my win here. <3

Damn, I hope you aren't mafia. If you were mafia, then I'd had to kill you, and I don't think I can do that with your visible "10,000 iq anime strategy".

On the bright side, I started watching My Hero Academia because I got good reviews from everybody EXCEPT for the people here. I watched a Nox video where he rated the top Class 1-A people (or something) and I got hooked. I was trying to get people to tell me to watch it but the only real supporter of that option was Shish earlier in this thread. I was going to watch it anywawy (I didn't actually spoil the show for myself because I wanted to see it legitimately).

To Moydow's suggestion, I'm using Funimation. And because I'm a ***** now, the version I'm watching is dubbed, so yeah. Wish me luck, and preferably no spoilers because I'm too hooked already.